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Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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The farce is strong with this one.
Feb 2000
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Got spare money?

Actually I have a female friend (shock, horror I know, but I haven't finished yet ) who can't take the pill, it plays hell with her, including emotionally (suicidal isn't good) so she can't use the things. So whoever goes with her has to wear a condom, even if it is a long term boyfriend.

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Yup and on the other side of the spectrum are the girls that suffer circle irregularities and they have to take the pill so that it regulates their circle (don't know the word in english) regardless of sex.

But a pill or condom is not the only contraseptive means you know (i.e. spiral)

BTW I'm amazed to hear that both a condom and the pill were unable to prevent pregnancy... I guess those tiny failure percentages they both have

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Superman Sperm eh

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Well there's the options of contraception, the 24-hour pill or, if needs be, abortion...

Damn, it feels good to offend catholics and pro-lifers in one sentence

Starchild is offline Starchild
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There's gotta be a joint bank account and lengthy discussions about picking out a china pattern together before any man gets to take the glove off of his love.

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Nov 2000
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There's gotta be a joint bank account and lengthy discussions about picking out a china pattern together before any man gets to take the glove off of his love.




You forgot one other thing -- talking about how to decorate the living room.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Jan 1970
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I wear one when I'm jacking off to fantasies of Paiktis's hairy bod...

Adam Smith is offline Adam Smith
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Jan 1970
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Looks like GP's at it again

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quote:
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Looks like GP's at it again


Are you feeling left out...?

I'm still awake...

Bereta_Eder is offline Bereta_Eder
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Paiktis: Inspiration.

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May 2001
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They are useful for holding up your trousers above your boots when you don't have any rubber bands, and some blokes I know swear by them for keeping their firearms clean, but I can't really see any use for them other than that.
At least, none that I would ever partake in.

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Jan 2002
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  Old Post 18-03-2002 12:35
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Using a condom is always a good idea unless you want kids. No form of birth control is perfect. Your best bet is to use a combination of birth control techniques.

My friend use to work at a teen clinic, and the people there said birth control works about 99 percent of the time. So pregnancy is still possible. Using a condom with birth control will make the chances ever less likely.

My advice is: use a condom, especially with strangers. If you have the right kind of condom, it really doesn't feel that different anyways.

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Jan 1970
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Are you feeling left out...?

I'm still awake...
I meant trolling...

Lazarus and the Gimp is offline Lazarus and the Gimp
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Aug 2000
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I've used hundreds of the rubbery little buggers and I've never had a nasty shock yet. Then the one time I got fruity on holiday and went bareback, I discovered that my "gentleman's gel" had better heat-seeking ability than a sidewinder missile. Hello fatherhood!

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quote:
Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
I've used hundreds of the rubbery little buggers and I've never had a nasty shock yet. Then the one time I got fruity on holiday and went bareback, I discovered that my "gentleman's gel" had better heat-seeking ability than a sidewinder missile. Hello fatherhood!


What did you name him? Mistake, Ooops or, I know, you could call him:" DAMN I FORGOT TO GET OUT!!"

MikeH is offline MikeH
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Suffering from ads?

Good to always use a condom but they aren't 100% a friend of mine has a lovely little boy 'cause he had armour piercing sperm one day.

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Jul 2001
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mike

true true

my mom was on the pill, condoms and breast feeding and yet
WE STILL GOT MY SISTER!!!

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Jan 1970
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After reading this i vow to try and use them more often. pregnancy scares the **** out of me.

hey gp, didn't your roommate tell you to get offline

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Tired of ads?

makeo,

He's in Alta. Besides I was wasted. How was your Paddy's day?

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Don't trust the girl on the birth control. Make sure you are in control. If she wants to take pills, sponges, etc. fine. Just wear the raincoat, anyway.

Provost Harrison is offline Provost Harrison
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Feb 2000
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What did you name him? Mistake, Ooops or, I know, you could call him:" DAMN I FORGOT TO GET OUT!!"



She, you sexist pig Rhiannon.

 
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