22-03-2002 07:38									#91
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Listen up, Speer (I originally put in something less kind) - I know the FAQs, and it's our judgment as mods as to what is or isn't acceptable, not your latest "morality" binge and prudeness.

It may come as a shock to you, but this forum doesn't have to accomodate your rather "interesting" perspective on what is or is not acceptable topics for discussion.

And this is not an invitation to negotiate. Your input has been received, acted upon (choosing to ignore it is an action), and no further discussion of the matter is desired.

Capiche?

	22-03-2002 07:42									#92
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alright fine. can't wait until a twelve year old comes to this site and reads this thread...

	22-03-2002 08:12									#93
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First of all, Speer, any 12 year old viewing this site without the permission of their parents is breaking the site regulations. So, that's the legal crap over with.

Secondly, if you think this discussion is sexually explicit, then boy you've led a sheltered life...

Thirdly, I won't take lessons on morality and taste from someone who idolises "gangsta rap". Any of the Tupac lyrics you've posted are far more offensive, crude and explicit than anything in this thread.

Fourthly, the likely content of this thread is more than adequately portrayed by the thread title. If it's going to offend you, then just don't read it.

Fifthly, I'm afraid you're insulting the intelligence of the average 12-year-old. If you disagree, refer to point two.

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	22-03-2002 08:19									#94
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Speer, are you from Utah? Sounds like all the crap I put up with when I was a kid. Relax.
Nobody has been explicit have they?
Nobody has flamed anybody have they?
Nobody wants this thread ruined by preaching......

Oh, for everybody else, eyes are VERY important, remember Suzanna Hoffs from the Bangles? Very sexy, And I could even decribe her body!

	22-03-2002 08:25									#95
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Tuberski:

As you can read from my location, I live in Philly. Though born in Alexandria, I've lived basically my whole life here. Frankly, I don't like this bullshit that I see here. I dont like hearing girls in junior high excited because on their 13th birthday, their going to have sex... i dont like it how girls get drunk at parties and are raped... i dont like it how girls can barely graduate because they are mothers...

and here all of yall like to talk about how great sex is...

	22-03-2002 08:39									#96
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Tuberski: As you can read from my location, I live in Philly. Though born in Alexandria, I've lived basically my whole life here. Frankly, I don't like this bullshit that I see here. I dont like hearing girls in junior high excited because on their 13th birthday, their going to have sex... i dont like it how girls get drunk at parties and are raped... i dont like it how girls can barely graduate because they are mothers... and here all of yall like to talk about how great sex is...

Nobody here has really talked about sex, the ins and outs of it anyway, (so to speak).

It is simply what do you find the most attractive about a female. I personal, and probably everyone over the age of 18, do not think of 13 year old girls as sexy or gorgeous, the best a 13 year old can do in my opinion is be cute.

And reading this thread WILL NOT make a 13 year old girl decide to have sex on her birthday.

Also, that sort of thing happens in Utah a lot as well. I think it may have to do with how uptight everyone there is.

My morals dictate to me what is in good taste and what isn't, if yours say this thread is bad taste so be it. Don't read it.

That is all.

	22-03-2002 08:54									#97
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quote: Frankly, I don't like this bullshit that I see here. I dont like hearing girls in junior high excited because on their 13th birthday, their going to have sex... i dont like it how girls get drunk at parties and are raped... i dont like it how girls can barely graduate because they are mothers...

I don't either.

But this is an adult discussion.

And censoring this isn't going to do squat to prevent the situations you just outlined above.

What does drive young people down the tube is gangster culture... like gangster rap, that glamourises sex, violence and drugs... like Notorious B.I.G. and like Tupac. The guys got shot. Sums it all up.

**** off, hypocrite.

	22-03-2002 09:30									#98
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quote: Originally posted by faded glory I am not a perve you schizo

Of course you are And we're not schizo

quote: btw where my LM turn you bonehead

Probably in your inbox, shiffabrains I last sent it to BirdFace a couple of days ago.

	22-03-2002 09:37									#99
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quote: Originally posted by Sirotnikov quote: but i just had to admit my fetish - hair! Where? on the back? I know of a fetish for girls with hairy armpits (french )

Er, just the head will suffice

quote: the best look is a semi-naked woman with long hair covering their breasts Erm, chest hair is kinda manly IMO

No, you fool! Like, you know, like mermaids have! NO! Not mermaids with chest hair!! Mermaids with long flowing hair from their heads that cover their breasts!! Okay, they don't HAVE to cover their breasts

	22-03-2002 09:40									#100
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But mermaids do NOTHING for a leg man.

	22-03-2002 09:49									#101
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Atleast mermaids don't have feet. Luckly that fetish is mainly held by older men and should decline drastically in the coming years.

	22-03-2002 10:00									#102
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quote: Probably in your inbox, shiffabrains I last sent it to BirdFace a couple of days ago.

No it isnt Crackwhore. Birdy must be sitting on it.

quote: Of course you are And we're not schizo

Why am I perve? Cause I like rubbing my girlfriends feet? And they are clean too...

	22-03-2002 10:26									#103
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Brains.

Of course the rest of the package needs to be good enough.

	22-03-2002 10:58									#104
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quote: Originally posted by Albert Speer Tuberski: As you can read from my location, I live in Philly. Though born in Alexandria, I've lived basically my whole life here. Frankly, I don't like this bullshit that I see here.

Life is full of things we don't like. Like threads about how people you don't approve of should be starved because other unrelated people somewhere else are starving. Threads about how the Nazis weren't that bad. Etc.

quote: I dont like hearing girls in junior high excited because on their 13th birthday, their going to have sex...

Some people make stupid choices - and this thread has precisely what to do with that? (a rhetorical question, I'm really monumentally disinterested in your rationalizations)

quote: i dont like it how girls get drunk at parties and are raped...

Again - a matter of bad decisions, irresponsibility, and a situation that is avoidable and not "common" - yes, it happens, but rape is far more about power and fundamental disrespect and contempt for the victim than it is about sex, let alone attraction.

quote: i dont like it how girls can barely graduate because they are mothers...

There's (a) birth control, (b) responsibility on the part of both the male and female, (c) choices about how to respond to social or personal pressure. Again, totally irrelevant to this thread.

quote: and here all of yall like to talk about how great sex is...

Come on, Speer - you think you're fooling anybody? Your hangup about sex is nothing more than being pissy and whiny about being rejected again - coming just after your latest mooing calf thread about w(h)inning a girl's heart. You ain't gettin' anywhere, so it must be all stinky and evil and disgusting.

	22-03-2002 12:20									#105
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Mike,

I agree that there are things about a women more important than her stats. And the one woman I was ever in love with, was not the prettiest figure...and she did have incredible eyes. (I think when women are in love themselves...it does something to their eyes.)

But if I'm looking only at physical features, I don't look at eyes...I look at ti...chests. Sorry.

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	22-03-2002 12:28									#106
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MTG -- you're wasting a tad too much time bantering with Albert Speer, who has less rationalization skills than you, myself, or some other members here on Apolyton.

	22-03-2002 12:29									#107
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this whole speer thing is an act. I seriously doubt he is that much against sex and sexual discussion.

A weird individual indeed.

some of this stuff may be considered borderline (mainly the stuff I said up above in my post about lips and mouths and other similar parts). So maybe I'm to blame for getting Speer in a frenzy.

People like to talk about sex. It's human nature. I prefer to do it, and when I'm not doing it I like to talk about it.

enough of that. next on the list personal actions and repsonsiblity.

Does not talking about sex cause people to act more responsibly and not do some of the actions listed by speer above? No. 'nuff said about that.

Next up is the mind of Speer. He doesn't seem to understand what a condom is. Sex should be perfectly fine if a condom is used. And I would hope anyone here thinks before they put their thingie into strange places. Or a woman poster here thinks before accepting strange thingies.

STD's and pregnancy are the ONLY issues with regards to sex. I can care less if some 13 year old is giving oral sex to another 13 year old. My only concern is the spread of STD's and pregnancy.

F*ck morality. There is nothing wrong with sex. I'm tired of these religious whackos saying there is something wrong with it. As long as precautions noted above are taken, people should have sex as much as they please. I would f*ck 24 hours a day if I could. How does that sound speer. If I was gay I'd f*ck you. I like to f*ck women and there is no whacko that is going to change that.

Perhaps if they realized how the human body and mind works, they could focus less on supression of sexual urges and more on elimating ignorance and reducing transmission of STD's and pregnancy. Trying to force humans not to have sex is not going to work.

	22-03-2002 12:31									#108
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I mainly like the soft bits.

	22-03-2002 12:57									#109
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you missed hair and waist

	22-03-2002 13:01									#110
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun MTG -- you're wasting a tad too much time bantering with Albert Speer, who has less rationalization skills than you, myself, or some other members here on Apolyton.

He's just a target of opportunity.

besides, when I type at 100+ wpm, it doesn't take that much time.


George - , fair enough.

	22-03-2002 13:10									#111
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat He's just a target of opportunity. besides, when I type at 100+ wpm, it doesn't take that much time. George - , fair enough.

Ok, then type away.

But in any Civil War thread, do not assume I make generalizations because I do not discuss another aspect of something I discuss. If you feel something is important that I left out, then ask me to elaborate on what you mention instead of assuming I make generalizations.

thanks

	22-03-2002 13:21									#112
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It might be corny but I don't think I could refine it down to something in particular... Eyes, smile, brain... The whole works. Anything/Everything can be important but the sum of the whole is greater...

On another note however I think Albert deserves credit for his courage (read : utter foolishness ) in targetting a discussion from one of the more "temperamental" posters

	22-03-2002 14:31									#113
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quote: Originally posted by *End Is Forever* Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the disclaimer. That's right, the disclaimer... This American apple pie institution known as parental discretion will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm from the lyrics that might actually make you think, and will also insult your intelligence at the same time! So protect your family; this thread contains explicit depictions of things which are real. These real things are commonly known as life. So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. If it sounds dangerous, do not try this at home or at all. And if it offends you, just don't read it! - paraphrased from the Offspring.

That was Jello Biafra who said that at the beginning of the album

Oh Albert Speer, you really have no place to speak on decency and good taste, especially with your handle as well, it's rather sad really.

Do you actually have a clue what women really like? They don't like to be wrapped in cotton wool and not hear anything. I bet you if there were more women on this board they'd have about 10 times more of these types of discussion that us blokes do

Believe it or not, women like sex too, not just men.

	22-03-2002 15:35									#114
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Besides the usual things....

Shoulders.

	22-03-2002 15:48									#115
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Believe it or not, women like sex too, not just men.

I was just an innocent little boy. So imagine my surprise (and absolute delightment in a kind of violent way) when I heard my first girlfriend telling me what she liked...I thought that I was the one who'd be the one to well ask for things...
I almost blushed... and tried to deliver with pleasure

BTW we are little nothings in front of what girls talk amongst themselves about us.... Talking about being EXPLICIT....!

	22-03-2002 18:58									#116
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I think BW gave up a loooong time ago, and if any other women duck their heads in here they prob'ly took off as quickly as they could.

What can really stop you in your tracks, looks good with or without clothing ( ) and never droops or sags?


The title of this thread doesn't specify a body part.







The smile.

	22-03-2002 18:59									#117
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quote: Originally posted by MrFun Well, I can definitely tell when a woman is beautiful or attractive, but you can bet $50 that I am never aroused by the hottest, sexiest woman on Earth. Blackwidow, to be serious and sincere -- you seem to be a beautiful woman. Now, a question for you Blackwidow -- what is your favorite part of Kaak?

did you really have to double post this question??? HAHAHAHAHA

I have no favorite "part" of Kaak...I like his Smile, and he has a great sense of humor.......

NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

	22-03-2002 19:09									#118
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Okay so I have long Straight Black Shiny Hair
I have a nice smile
I have a nice Body
I have a great sense of humor
I am easy to get along with and talk to
I got T&A


I am not as bad as I thought..Hmmmmm Maybe I am sexy....Gggrrrooowwwwwllllllll

	22-03-2002 19:18									#119
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And the best thing about all of that is that you KNOW it.

Decent self-opinion is a definite deal-clincher.

	22-03-2002 19:25									#120
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quote: and here all of yall like to talk about how great sex is..

Sex is great! You silly man

I think not being a psycho, or snooty is probably the best feature in a woman.