30-04-2002 21:51									#301
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i think zobo is drunk, he's dressed up like a spider

	30-04-2002 21:57									#302
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BW (with a false femal voice) : You're wrong Wizard, I'm truly BlackWidow. I don't know this ... Bozo ?

	30-04-2002 22:01									#303
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* ColdWizard is not fooled

if you're really BW, how come you're not taking shots of tequila?

	30-04-2002 22:06									#304
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Me thinks I smell a rat! Ahhhhh that would be Zobo that stinks.

How dare you impersonate BW! **pulls out baseball bat**

Wait......no. You know what I think I will wait until BW comes here and exacts her punishment on you. She will do more damage to you then I ever could think of!

	30-04-2002 22:08									#305
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* Taking 3 shots of Tequila *




*cough* easy *cough*

	30-04-2002 22:10									#306
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Well that proves it! BW never takes 3 shots at a time it's always 2!! So the imposter is reveled!

	30-04-2002 22:13									#307
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* ColdWizard prepares digital camcorder to record upcoming BW beatdown of Zobo

	30-04-2002 22:18									#308
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Ciel, je suis eu !!

Zobo (taking off BW clothes) : Okay, okay ! You beat me this time. I've lost a battle, but not the war !

	30-04-2002 22:58									#309
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* ColdWizard wonders how Zobo got some of BW's clothes

	30-04-2002 23:34									#311
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* ColdWizard ceases pondering, and instead sets up Apolyton branch of the CGN Cantaloupe stand

* ColdWizard hands out pro-cantaloupe literature and seeks donations for the Cantaloupe Alliance in their war against the evil United Fruit Continuum and Empire of Grapes

	01-05-2002 03:46									#312
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* MrWhereItsAt staggers in, still celebrating his election to Vice-President of Apolytonia in the Civ2 Democratic Forum.

What? No drinks? I want Black Russians! Fill the room with them. And put it on my tab.

	02-05-2002 06:51									#313
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* MrWhereItsAt wonders why, when he enters a room, said room empties for days afterwards.



I do not!

	05-05-2002 07:58									#314
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runs out naked and snatched clothes from Zobos hand

BW How dare you

Zobo: Lady you must have been sleepy so pleasantly when I did see you nakedly

BW: Grabs ZB by his ankle snad snatches him off of the floor, as he dangles from her Kunfu grip reality sinks in as to what he has done
She grabs his underwear and rips them off :OOOWWWWW






ZB: Boo HOOO my crack is now to bleed from the burning of the under garments

Bw grabs the bottle of tequila and proceeds to pour it on his bleeding crack

ZB AHHHHHHHHHHH

The she starts twirling him arounf by his pubic hair

ZB; OOOHHH NOOOOOOO My hairs are to be breaking away from my body


The hairs detached and Zobo flies across the CS where Tia Awaits him Bat drawn


SMACK..CRACK..POW


BW: HOMMMMMMEEEEE RUUUNNNN

Tia never miss my mark!!!!


Zobo flys from the CS out of the roof..into the sky hits the moon and flies fulls speed back down the earth..igniting as he enters the atmosphere


ZB: AHAAAAHHAHHHHAHHHA never shall I ever put on clothes from a horrible burning in the crack Coffe shop Owner...IIICCCCEEEEEE

	05-05-2002 09:18									#315
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dammit, i didn't have my camera ready! do that again BW, just that first part

did someone say ice?
* ColdWizard casts ice storm

	06-05-2002 02:01									#316
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*comes in from the storm*

huh! it's allmost like back home in the north.....
but anyway, one ICE cold Coke in glass bottle, please.

	06-05-2002 02:09									#317
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But Andemagnus, I thought you only drank Fanta!

	06-05-2002 02:50									#318
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I'm using Coke to get rid of my fanta addiction, stupid!
or should I say "pöljä!"

	06-05-2002 03:17									#319
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no finnish outside of the suomithreadi

* ColdWizard throws snowballs at Andemagne

	06-05-2002 03:26									#320
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Saunters into Coffee Shop, probing floorboards for AU artifacts*

	10-05-2002 12:11									#321
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gimme a pitcher of miller to share with my buds. oh wait, they be passed out already. i guess i can drinlk one myself :/

	10-05-2002 21:35									#322
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H i told you i don't serve STUPID MINORS

Htower: yes you do..what about all the other under aged patrons here that are drinking RIGHT NOW??

BW: I said I DON'T SERVE STUPID Minors. I serve minors..just not stupid ones LIKE YOU

Grabs the bottle of tequila..notices that CW put three worms in it

CW:
BW: AWWWWWW that is so nice of you CW :hugs: Kisses:

	10-05-2002 21:52									#323
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Realizes that no one is here...and it should serve her right. She has become MAO..of all people. She has neglected her people and let them go without fresh glasses of beer and ale,

BW: grabs soapbox:

AHEM:

Listen to me, my friends, my enemies. I may not always be here in person but my stench...umm I mean MY SPIRIT LINGERS. There is a special PlACE for each and everyone of you in my Stomach..DERN I mean HEART!!! Do not lose faith in me, when I am here I promise to get you FUGGED until you puke, I promise to beat you up and give you massive wedgies, i promise to let you call me mommy..so please//while I am here..come have a drink..It's ON THE HOUSEEEEE*
Steps down

	10-05-2002 22:05									#324
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SKILORD enters and asks for a drink

	10-05-2002 22:11									#325
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What kind Pal..i can't read your friggin mind

SL: *shrugs* I don't care

BW: FINE * bw turns around and pisses in a cup.
THERE YOU GO! enjoy!

	11-05-2002 04:43									#326
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Got any of that vodka with the scorpion in the bottle? I'll have 5 shots, then the scorpion.

	11-05-2002 06:09									#327
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Nah, but we have many scorpions....

*Picks particularly large and vicious scorpion and jams it down MWIA's throat*

*watches scorpion evicerate MWIA's upper torso*

*herds scorpions back into scorpion farm in back room*

	12-05-2002 04:59									#328
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DAMMIT SS that was my dinner..now I have to eat it with MWIA regergitation juices on it...UCKKKK

*takes two shots*

	12-05-2002 05:47									#329
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* MrWhereItsAt wonders what the Coffee shop patrons have against him.

	12-05-2002 05:52									#330
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*shurgs innocently, while passing BW a large juicy scorpion foud lurking behind the poker table*

*randomly drops 15-ton safe on random, innocent bystander*

Hmm... we're running low on innocent bystanders.... We'll need to get a few morwe soon....