12-05-2002 06:05									#331
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What happened to the innocent banana wars? Where're CW and MrFun to take the heat off of the INNOCENT bystanders?

* MrWhereItsAt wanders over to scorpion farm and proceeds to lob large bottles of vodka and tequila into the room.

*scorpions proceed to devour the bottles*

Excellent! Vodka or tequila flavoured scorpions are great! Just think of it BW... tequila flavoured scorpions.... MMMMMMM.

	12-05-2002 08:06									#332
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grabs MWIA by the balls.....TEQUILA IS FOR DRINKING NOT EATING..SCORPIONS ARE FOR EATING... Don't EVER..and I mean EVER waste my Liquor by trying to "flavour" MY DINNER AGAIN!!!!

MWIA uhummmm..owwwww...okay

	12-05-2002 08:08									#333
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Tequila!

	12-05-2002 08:17									#334
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Makes three shots. Slides 1 to DF and *takes two shots*

Drink it davy..It'll make you a REAL MAN GRRRRR

	13-05-2002 06:55									#335
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*watches drunken scorpions escape into Coffee Shop, randomly slaying patrons with dangerous stinger and claws*

*shrugs and goes back to ordering more innocent bystanders and tequila machines*

	13-05-2002 07:06									#336
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wtf happened when i was in my drunken stupor? ehh, gimme a rum and coke

	13-05-2002 07:09									#337
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*Rum appears out of thin air in front of H Tower*

*as H Tower takes a closer look at the bottle of rum, a solid chunk frozen coke falls on his head*

	14-05-2002 00:31									#338
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I LOVE MY JOB

	14-05-2002 00:33									#339
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Job?

*motions for more servants and luxuries to attend to BW*

	14-05-2002 00:35									#340
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Do you still have Enhanced water with a drop of the Water of Life? LightEning used to soak that stuff up like a sponge and I thought I could give it a try.

	14-05-2002 00:37									#341
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ENHANCED WATER! Get it in your thick head, kassi! It's not water with magic tricks done on it! It's not water somebody has chanted to! It's ENHANCED water! Improved! Bettered! Parannettu!

	14-05-2002 00:40									#342
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I already went to edit it, dumkopf, without your ramblings. No edited - marker there, though.
If you would of strolled in a minute later, of if this connection wouldn't be so damn retarded, of if I was able to TYPE like a normal human being, you wouldn't have to wear out your Shift key like that.

	14-05-2002 00:46									#343
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Bah. Do not make that mistake another time, and the guild of Net-Navigators might still let you keep your connection.

	14-05-2002 00:49									#344
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* Peek inside the Café through a dirty window and go way ... *

	14-05-2002 05:45									#345
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Ah no ya don't lad....

*giant rubber band catches Zobo and subjects him to flattening by 15-ton safes*

	14-05-2002 11:46									#346
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* MrWhereItsAt saunters in.

There's that evil clone of mine! Has he been causing trouble?

* MrWhereItsAt tosses evil clone into scorpion room and slams door.

*screams fade after a minute

Sorry all, has he been feeding tequila to the scorpions again? I swear I'll get that clone formula right some day.

* MrWhereItsAt narrowly dodges 15-ton safe.

Shadowstrike, can't you turn these things off? It's getting too Douglas Adams in here.

Oh, and BW? Do you like the taste of evil clone? Call it a little sorry present.

	14-05-2002 17:25									#347
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*sits down to a nice hot mocha* *smiles*

I like coffee shops, though I've met some real half-wits in them. The other day at one called "lestats" I met a 40ish year old guy who claimed to be a "psychic vampire".

Another cafe called the "power surge"hosted a debate on whether or not "certain emotions should be illegal".I've never seen a debate as pointless as that since someone in my old speech and debate class brought up "should we save the Earth?" as a controversial topic.

For the most part though I've found cafes to often times be the haunting grounds of
artists (pronounced arteests) or one with more attitude than talent. Not that there aren't any quality people in cafes, they're just few and far between.Like they are anywhere else.

With exception to the AN of course.

	14-05-2002 21:25									#348
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*looks at LR*

BW:Whatever you say *does spiralaround ear and points at LR* Coo COoCoo Coo

so who wants an extra helping of SPAM??

*fries up spam burgers for all patrons!!*

	14-05-2002 21:27									#349
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt * MrWhereItsAt saunters in. There's that evil clone of mine! Has he been causing trouble? * MrWhereItsAt tosses evil clone into scorpion room and slams door. *screams fade after a minute Sorry all, has he been feeding tequila to the scorpions again? I swear I'll get that clone formula right some day. * MrWhereItsAt narrowly dodges 15-ton safe. Shadowstrike, can't you turn these things off? It's getting too Douglas Adams in here. Oh, and BW? Do you like the taste of evil clone? Call it a little sorry present.

DO I??? Boy yumyum yum...*grabs evil clone from MWIA hand* CRUNCH...YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM


TEQUILA ME

	06-06-2002 13:58									#350
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My Black Russian went off....

Clean out the shot glasses - we may attract customers again!

* MrWhereItsAt leans out window

TEQUILA IS SERVED HERE!

* MrWhereItsAt leans back and waits for the rush

	06-06-2002 14:19									#351
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EWWWwww don't like tequlia! But give me a Hornsby's Hard Cider and we have a deal!

	06-06-2002 14:41									#352
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Here Tia - have a delicious cool cider.

Tell your friends!

(ANd I'm not even the operator here - Where IS BW?)

	06-06-2002 14:53									#353
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No your not the usual bar keep.....that would be me when BW isn't here but I've been a bit busy the last few days.

BW is right there **points to the coner where BW is spinning her wicked web**

Now do you see her?

	06-06-2002 16:44									#354
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Oh Goodie!
I'm glad to see the Coffee Shop open again. I missed it.
So what has everyone been up to?

Tia - hows the weight loss going? I'm afraid I've been kinda slack and will be at least through the weekend. Tomorrow's my birthday and I'm celebrating!!

	06-06-2002 16:46									#355
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[QUOTE] Originally posted by Logical Realist
*sits down to a nice hot mocha* *smiles*

I like coffee shops, though I've met some real half-wits in them. The other day at one called "lestats" I met a 40ish year old guy who claimed to be a "psychic vampire".


And "Lestats" would be in California, I'm guessing? Oh Darn! Other side of the Country from me. That one does sound interesting!

	06-06-2002 18:19									#356
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Hmmm, I was hoping BW was back when I saw this thread back on page one....oh well

	06-06-2002 19:40									#357
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No spider here ...

I heard she had a date with the freak guy called Spiderman, is it true ?

	06-06-2002 20:02									#358
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That freak. We should kill him.

	06-06-2002 20:42									#359
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My idea, Cal, was to entice the webmistress herself back here.

Give it time...

	06-06-2002 21:10									#360
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Shes been gone a while...I wonder why?