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MrWhereItsAt is offline MrWhereItsAt
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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
Nov 2001
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Wait! It could be a trick...

MF could be their plant.....

<< Strokes chin in deep thought for some minutes >>

Or, he could just want his liquor.

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

*pulls out BW's tequila from behind the bar*

*pours 2 shots for MWIA*

*mixes the rest into some smirnoff ice*

*hands mixture to MrFun*

drink up

MrWhereItsAt is offline MrWhereItsAt
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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
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Shaka Zulu! That's good, cheers CW.

Perhaps we should rename this place. No-one ever drinks coffee here.

Well, not alcohol free coffee anyway.



How about Apolyton Alcoholics Anonymous?

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 02-04-2002 22:34
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Tired of ads?

no, it has to be Coffee shop. it's the name listed on the Officially Sanctioned Spam License. changing the name results in revocation of said License

besides Ming used to order espresso when he came in

*pulls out more of BW's private stock of tequila*

tequila for everyone

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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
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Ah well. I'm all for traditional names that are largely meaningless anyway (like "Kingdom" or "Peoples' Democratic Republic").

Still, just imagine the custom that, er, the omnipresent yet never-present owners of this place are losing.

Say, if neither BW nor Tia checks in very often, I wonder if I could get away with squatting?

<< Finds niche in corner. Prepares to get blind drunk and pass out in new home - Apolyton Coffee Shop! >>

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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Put an end to popups!

sure, there's plenty of strawberries on the floor, feel free to make your own cubical


*rummages around in the infinitely large storage room*
i wonder where Mao put those coffee shop plaques

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Jun 2000
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quote:
Originally posted by ColdWizard
no, it has to be Coffee shop. it's the name listed on the Officially Sanctioned Spam License. changing the name results in revocation of said License

besides Ming used to order espresso when he came in

*pulls out more of BW's private stock of tequila*

tequila for everyone


BW WAKES UP FROM HER SLUMBER:


ANYONE WHO HAS BEEN DRINKING MY PRIVATE STASH OF TEQUILA WILL DIEEEEEEE!!!

**grabs CW by the hair and takes bottle outof his hand**

CW II..IIII .....Iii wasn't gonna let em drink it

BW: glares at CW

CW the hair folicals begin to rip from the scalp..IIII, I just wanted you to wake up Master..

BW: WELL I AM AWAKE>>NOW WHATTTTTT

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 02-04-2002 23:53
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Tired of ads?

i didn't drink a drop, it was MWIA

stop pulling Maos and i'll stop passing out your tequila

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Mao is NOT here, this is my shop now and i rightly earned it,,if you have a problem with that TALK TO MING!!

*gives one final jerk and rips CW a bald spot***

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Feb 2000
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Inflate your Upload Space

*puts on toupee*

then show up more often, as a coffee shop owner a certain level of spamming is expected

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FINE! But I am a very busy spider...*takes off toupe and shoots a fine silk glue from her butt onto CW's head..then apply hair**

BW: sorry I got so mad

CW: It's okay Master*takes a shot of tequila*

BW:

CW OOOOHHH DAMN!!!!!*runs*

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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bleh that was tequila? tastes like ****. i thought i put lemonade in that bottle

*gives BW a hug*



where's Spec? i haven't thrown anybody out the window in ages

Blackwidow24 is offline Blackwidow24
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Ya CW that is a good question..i reallymiss seeing you kick that guys @ss!!!!

:CW: yeah...mee toooooo :daydreams and remembers all the good times he had throwing Spec out of the window:

While So Happy together plays in the backgorund



BW I often question his preferences......*shrugs* Picks up CW Wedgie style and throws him out of the window**

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

I want my Smirnoff Ice!

http://www.counterglow.net/forum/im...ies/bawling.gif

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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I would also like to know how to transfer smilies from another website, to here.

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Feb 2000
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use [img] tags (you can use the quote feature to see how i do it)

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Nov 2000
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

So is that smilie pointing up to God and calling him stupid???

You heretic!!!!!!

oh -- yeah, and thanks for the info

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Nov 2000
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Look, look!!! I graduated from Smilie Graphics 101 course!!


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Feb 2000
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Increase Your PM Length

you're welcome


*throws strawberries at MrFun*



and the smirnoff is.... i forgot where i put it

MrFun is offline MrFun
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Nov 2000
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

Blackwidow will not like this if I start tearing this place apart so I can have my precious Smirnoff Ice!!!

Someone order a new supply --- NOW!!

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Mar 2000
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**tia wakes in her lair hearing MrFun's rantings......runs over to coffe shop**

Hellooooo boyzzzzzz! Now...now MrFun **takes out baseball bat and drinks lighter fluid** You were about to what??? Oh yes....I believe you thought in your misguided head that you were going to tear this place up?

All because the itty bitty waddy boo waaaaa waaa couldn't get some Smirnoff Ice??

*takes out 25 gallon bucket of Smirnoff Ice and pours it over MrFun's head** There are you happy now!!

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No, it wasn't me, I swear.

I'm all innocent and angelic.

But anyway, now I have to go dry myself off before too much alcohol gets through my skin pores.

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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
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MrFun.

Let the smiley wars begin...

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@ MWIA

MrWhereItsAt is offline MrWhereItsAt
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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
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Tired of ads?

Laugh AT me?!?!!

I don't like being laughed at! RRRAAARRRRR!!!!




And here come the enforcers to put an end to your evil ways!






I feel better now.

MrWhereItsAt is offline MrWhereItsAt
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New Year's Resolution: 2005 is the year of Where It's At - come get some.
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<< Pokes coffee shop >>



Is it alive?

I think it twitched.

Hello?



Coffee shop?

You awake?

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BW walks into the Coffee Shop..Looks around..sees MWIA fighting with himself...runs up kicks him in the shin..

I'mmmm Here..what do you want??????

*takes two shots*

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grabbing her whips and chains she begins whipping the patrons one by one.

MWIA
Spec:
ZOBO: no mean lady, i wish not to have this pain inflicted upon my humanness*CRACK* NEVERMIND

MF: BW don't even go there *snaps in Z formation*

*takes two shots*

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Feb 2002
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What's has been going on in here?

Doesn't look live we've seen a lot of action lately?

Let's get this place jumpin again.

What shall we do??

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make s a webbed trampoline..

BW: okay ISHIE get to jumping Doll

 
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