07-04-2002 05:38									#181
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MF: walks in, and starts drinking a Smirnoff Ice for a warmup before going out tonight


Hey, how does everyone like the Israel flag I'm waving??

I decided to follow MTG's lead, and show my support for Israel for about a week or so, then I will revert back to my traditional avatar.

*** starts enjoying his favorite drink ***

	07-04-2002 05:40									#182
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That's nice MF: so where are you going bud???

	07-04-2002 05:43									#183
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Ishie: doing acrobatics on the trampoline... Damn..didn't know I could do those!

Ishie: BW-better advertise that we have this new trampoline...
might just bring in some interesting visitors..

	07-04-2002 05:45									#184
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laughs and points at Ishtar

HAHAHA

You do realize you are jumping on a fine silken thread that came out of me ASSSSSSSSSS

	07-04-2002 05:50									#185
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Yea...I do...

But...silk is silk, isn't it?

	07-04-2002 05:52									#186
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Ishie: Mmmm silk..*rubs face on web*

BW: EWWWW

	07-04-2002 05:56									#187
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BW are you being mean to your friend?

I trusted you to make a "good" trampoline for me and save the
stuff for the others.........

	07-04-2002 05:59									#188
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ME?? BEING MEAN???

Are you trying to start a fight??

*pours two shots..hands one to ISHIE*

Cheers????

	07-04-2002 06:01									#189
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Cheers!!

So how do we use this "trampoline" to our advantage?

	07-04-2002 06:04									#190
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*GLUG*

Hmmm easy....first remove your clothing..and then jump.....


*takes two more shots*

	07-04-2002 06:10									#191
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That's not funny!!!

And wouldn't be very advantageous either.

	07-04-2002 06:12									#192
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Okay okay

How about Bungee jumping.

*spits bungy rope out of her arse*

IN THE NUDE?????????

*takes two more shots*

	07-04-2002 06:18									#193
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nope not me!

Ask some one else....

I'm gonna sit here and have a drink...

	07-04-2002 06:21									#194
	Suffering from ads?

Okay i suggest and suggest and you shoot me down..I'll have a drink with you..What can i mix you up doll?

	07-04-2002 06:22									#195
	Tired of ads?

BW, I'm just going to the usual nightclub tonight.

*** finishes his Smirnoff Ice ***

	07-04-2002 06:23									#196
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how 'bout a mind eraser? perhaps I'll forget about this sudden ache in my back...shudda stayed off that trampoline...I knew there was a reason I hate exercise!

	07-04-2002 06:26									#197
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Slides MF another Smirnoff

Mixes...A cup of Bailey's and twp tspns of coffee for Ishie

Mixes: tequila, lime juice and orange triple sec..for a Mexican Martini ... YUMMMMMM

	07-04-2002 09:11									#198
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*walks in*

*fails to notice bungee jumping cliff in floor*

*falls into bungee jumping pit*

*luckily grabs onto bungee ropes as he falls down*

*bungee rope breaks, SS falls into endless pit*

*falls from sky landing on cobblestone outside Coffee SHop*

*walks in*

	07-04-2002 19:28									#199
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NUDE BUNGEE JUMPING?!?!?!?!

Wow. Is BW trying to change the character of this place somewhat? Attracting new clientele?

That might distract me from the blood (ironically, in real life) flowing from my shin.

Careful everyone. BW is more powerful than you think. It may seem that she is just acting silly all the time, but she is really incredible powerful so stay on her good side. What she does to you here will get you eventually.

	08-04-2002 00:37									#200
	Put an end to popups!

Bw: grabs MWIA and forms a fine silk web over his mouth.

MWIA" M..MMMmm..mummble...ghen..jennmah..jeakfa..

BW:

NOW, who wants to see MWIA BUNGEE IN THE NUDE??? NOT BY MY SILKEN CORD BUT BY HIS OWN CORD??????



*PATRONS BEGIN TO CHEER*


RAAAAHHHHHH

	08-04-2002 18:26									#201
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* a day lapses and with the time change so does the
DAYS OF OUR LIVES* (whiny violins squeak in the distance)


BW:WAKE UPPPPPPP

Makes and extra strong pot of coffee, mixes a double columbian for MING, just incase he is a little Thirsty this morning, stocks the fridge with Smirnoff, and Brooklyn Brown and mixes up a new batch of Mind Erasing Brew

	08-04-2002 19:48									#202
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What happens if you mix the Smirnoff with the mind eraser?

Does it turn you into a blank state, waiting for your next instructions?

I'll have two.

	08-04-2002 19:54									#203
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It would be just a little lemony MWIA..we can call that drink

THE Mister Forgot Where I was At mix.....

So for short Two TMFWIAs coming up

	09-04-2002 00:19									#204
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*takes a Sip of TMFWIA*

*blacks out

Bw: where am I??? WHO AM I???

*sees a shot glass full of tequila on the Bar..takes a sip*

UUUUUUUGGGHHH this stuff is horrible, ummmmm

can somebody help me please???:sad:

	09-04-2002 02:03									#205
	Tired of ads?

*hits BW with unbelievably-huge and heavy mallet*

There y'go. You should be back to normal any century now....

	09-04-2002 07:04									#206
	Suffering from ads?

*stumbles around for a second, then regains poise*

BW: OUCHHHHHHHH..why did you do that sir??

SS; HUH??? you're not mad??

BW: No..of course not, but why did you do that??

SS: Ummmm Idunno

Can I have a lemonade please I am quite thirsty

	09-04-2002 07:13									#207
	Put an end to popups!

Here's a lemon...

*passes BW a lemon*

And here's -ade...

*tosses PH from behind the counter*



*passes BW a glass of lemonade before she starts ripping my limbs off*

	09-04-2002 21:23									#208
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*looks at PH*

BW: i don't want this..tosses Ph back to SS

SS What in the hell is wrong with you??

BW I don't know who I AM......I AMMMMM...ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

	10-04-2002 05:13									#209
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Ishtar! CW! Help us! BW has lost her memories.

It's... it's just horrible.

She, she.... doesn't like.... Tequila! << gasp >>


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	10-04-2002 06:34									#210
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Check the Baileys and Coffee supply...it's possible she's ODd on that secret mind eraser recipe. If there's any left...hide it..

Sure does sound like those kinna symptoms.

Ishie: BW snap outta it Woman!!! Don't force us to call the Dr.
BW!!!