01-04-2002 15:16									#1
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As the situation becomes less, and less sane, I think it is better that we all might as well have a small laugh about it.


Lately , the palestinians have started using women terrorist sucide bombers. If we compare them to their male counterparts , they must recieve some kind of fulfillment of their sexual fantasies ( The virgins ).


So what do you think it is? don't turn it into a ME thread. just laugh about it. That's all that remains to be done.

	01-04-2002 15:30									#2
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Why, they'll also get 72 female virgins.

Then the men get to watch.

Wa hey hey! Krhm.

	01-04-2002 15:35									#3
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They get me.

Why do you think there are so few female suicide bombers?

	01-04-2002 15:36									#4
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wait, what kind of prize is that?

My suggestion is well-built , well hung , romantic types with pretty faces. 72 of them.

	01-04-2002 15:38									#5
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 They get me.

Is this good or bad?

	01-04-2002 15:38									#6
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Dinner first, followed by
A Meg Ryan movie viewed without complaint, followed by
Lots of foreplay, followed by
Sex where she finishes first, followed by
Him doing the laundry and dishes.

Or is that just Christian and Jewish women? I've never dated anyone Islamic...

	01-04-2002 15:41									#7
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Is this good or bad?

quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Why do you think there are so few female suicide bombers?

	01-04-2002 15:46									#9
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That's because I'm the new offering, see.

Once word gets out that Paiktis will be waiting for them in the gates of heaven, expect an influx of them

	01-04-2002 15:54									#10
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We all must thank paiktis for being a great detterant for female suicide bombers in our war against terror . .

BeBro : there is a certain Urban Ranger Thread waiting for you downstairs.

	01-04-2002 15:59									#11
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There you have it. And then they are accusing ME of being pro-palestinian...

	01-04-2002 16:03									#12
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Rufus :

paiktis : thank you. The knesset medal of honour is on it's way.

you should read the UR thread as well.

	01-04-2002 16:11									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti paiktis : thank you. The knesset medal of honour is on it's way.

But don't you think it may get in the way

	01-04-2002 17:37									#14
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(photograph is from Paiktis' private collection (c) )

	01-04-2002 19:48									#15
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"What do women suicide bombers recieve when they go to heaven?"


A non- fanatical man. One would be all it takes.

	01-04-2002 22:33									#16
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Actually what the Koran promises is that the most faithful will be attended to by forty unblemished youths who will never age. It says nothing about sexual services nor even about the gender of these servants. For all we know Mohammed could have been talking about little boys.

	01-04-2002 22:39									#17
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We do we insist on taking what the Koran says about the after life in face value?

What deos the Bible say about heaven?
Green fields and the like?
It is a metaphore, we have accepted that it is.
Why not the same for the Koran...?

	01-04-2002 22:47									#18
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I think that for it to work , the people who actually believe the said religion should accept as a metaphore.

Dr Strangelove : a very disturbing thought.

	01-04-2002 22:50									#19
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti I think that for it to work , the people who actually believe the said religion should accept as a metaphore.

Yeah I knew that some1 whould say that.

What exactly did the Christians believe in the middle ages...?
The same as muslims, they,we, also took the Bible at face value.

So all you need is 1000 years of patience and evolution

	01-04-2002 22:51									#20
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although I think that jews same as muslims also take their sculptures at face value too....

many of the ascpects opf Israel are based on what the scriptures say, mot a mot, non?

	01-04-2002 22:53									#21
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I think the 72 virgins was added by the "prophet" Ismail, the first of the 12 "prophets" of Shi'a'ism, who also founded the Hashishim, aka the original Assassins.

	01-04-2002 22:55									#22
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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22 Yeah I knew that some1 whould say that. What exactly did the Christians believe in the middle ages...? The same as muslims, they,we, also took the Bible at face value. So all you need is 1000 years of patience and evolution

There are still fanatical Jews and Christians around today who take the Bible at face value. There are also secular "Muslims."

	01-04-2002 22:57									#23
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quote: although I think that jews same as muslims also take their sculptures at face value too....

no. we don't if we would we would still be making sacrifices on altars. ...

quote: many of the ascpects opf Israel are based on what the scriptures say, mot a mot, non?

no.


oh and btw, using french still doesn't make you look intelligent , my dear.

	01-04-2002 23:14									#24
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french are supposed to make you look "shophisticated" and "handsome" in a semi-gigolo way.
It's part of my persona for greeting female martyrs in heaven

	01-04-2002 23:32									#25
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but don't you think that for you to get this new image, you should first... hmm...SHAVE?

	01-04-2002 23:40									#26
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti .. but don't you think that for you to get this new image, you should first... hmm...SHAVE?

ROTFL

Girls don't like boys who look like girls Dal

Seriously come and live in Greece I can't understand how you can live like this...

	01-04-2002 23:48									#27
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Fabio?

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	02-04-2002 00:05									#30
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If you saw my pic , you know that I certainly don't look like a girl. And yes I know you didn't imply this. .


And Greece? Why should I move to a third-world country?

no offence , but the biggest part of your GDP is tourism.
and I don't do tourism .