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Sava is offline Sava
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Mar 2001
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Don't cry yet Chicken Little. It's not going to hit until 2880. What's going to happen in 2880 you ask?

After celebrating their first World Series victory since 1908, the Chicago Cubs are sad to learn there shall not be a repeat.

Ariel Sharon MMXXII will be leading an incursion into the West Bank when the shadow of the asteroid descending to Earth blocks his view of Pal Chairman Arafat MMXXII's Ramallah Compound.

Just before the moment of impact, the leader of the Communist Party shouts out, "I KNOW, IT DOESN'T WORK!!! I WAS JUST BEING DIFFICULT!!!"

Feel free to add your own "Whats going to happen in 2880!" stories.

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I'm gonna turn 894, of course. Respectable age, at that.

The Relativity Federation will arrive and save our asses, naturally.

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The moon will be 20 meters further from earth

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The moon will be 20 meters further from earth


LOL, that's a good one.

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Apr 2001
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Buck Rogers will have been dead for 500 years. His comic strip, still in syndication, now takes the place of "B.C."

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Mar 2001
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Yeah, I do not worry. Americans have already save us two time against evil meteors ... Classical job for them.

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Matter of interest - how certain are they that it'll hit? At that timeframe, chaos must come into play a little.

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Any links on that? It seems to me the object is too dim to observe on an optical telescope, and radar scope won't be able to sense it at all.

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Here is the link to a site about this 2880-impact.

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Ah I am sure we could just blow it up by then

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LOL!
Boy the professors with telescopes will be surprised...

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The Relativity Federation does not come into existance until after the trans-warp-temporal-reverser dual-coil is implemented in Time-Tunneler Device v.6.1.2 in 2895.

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Why give up?? Why not send a bunch of the worlds best oil drillers and have them put a nuke in the asteroid and blow it to bits, saving the world?? That seems like the most logical course of action

But if I have to play the game.....

It is 2880 and Provost is finally about to get laid but the asteroid comes 30 seconds earlier than Provost expected, and his brilliant plan is thwarted.

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Hope we have gravitrons and repulser fields bye then.

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Nobody will bother to blow it up because nobody wants to pay for the massive expense. In the end, capitalism kills us!

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"gravitrons"

But we do! haven't you ever ridden the Gravitron?

It is the flying saucer like amusement park ride, you get inside, it spins, and you get to walk around on the walls, perpendicular to the ground?

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Bah...I have absolute faith that nothing catastrophic will ever happen to Earth. Anti-disaster technology seems to move faster than the asteroids.

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dont be stupid. Capitalism will evolved into more efficient process.

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Boooring!!! I want to see big bangs and explosions using devices with yields in the teratons. Far more fun than just nudging it a bit

And drake, you're cruising for a bruising

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Don't hold your breath... if the last 200 years are any indication of the level of progress, we're DOOMED!!

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By 2880 the human race will have already branched out to life on other planets. So Earth might be ****ed? So what? Got plenty of time to find a new planet to screw up, I mean live on.

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Yeah, but why would we want to put ourselves through attempting to relocate billions of people when we can just blow the asteroid to pieces!

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Provost will STILL be searching for his first girlfriend

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The Relativity Federation does not come into existance until after the trans-warp-temporal-reverser dual-coil is implemented in Time-Tunneler Device v.6.1.2 in 2895.


Yes, but the inventor of the implementation would perish in the collision - if they would let the planet be destroyed in 2880, it would postpone the Relativity Federation's, and respectively the Timefleet's, birth by almost 200 years... originally it was born in 3092.

There's a reason for the names Relativity Federation, not to mention Timefleet...

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Hey, leave me out of it. You never know what might happen in the next few years

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If there will be something in existence, it'll be hope.

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Don't hold your breath... if the last 200 years are any indication of the level of progress, we're DOOMED!!



Are you an idiot? The last 200 years have been awesome for the advancemen of mankind. Unless you would rather liked riding around in wagons and work as a fuedal peasant.

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By 2880 the human race will have already branched out to life on other planets. So Earth might be ****ed? So what? Got plenty of time to find a new planet to screw up, I mean live on.


I might have to disagree with you on this. Human beings have been around for nearly 20,000 years. Modern civilization as we know it has been around about 5000 years. 800 years is an awfully short time for such a drastic change.

A few select groups of people with the available technology might be able to live on other planets. But at that point, the environment might change the way humans develop. In zero gravity, a child growing up will not develop the muscle tissue needed to support itself on a planet with gravity.

And as of yet, the technology for a self-sufficient contained unit isn't there. Humans in any other environment, the moon, mars, etc, would need a level of technology to be able to use the new environment to sustain life. I don't think that the technology can be found in 800 years to handle human habitation due to the rate of growth in the last 100 years. Too many social problems will occur in the next 100 years alone that will require solving. With the current rate of population growth (doubling every 20-25 years) there will be approximately 1.3194139 * 10^23 people.

Sooner, rather than later, human population will reach that maximum level of sustenance on this planet. When that happens, there will be many more problems to deal with.

 
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