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Rotten999
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Milwaukee, WI
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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The USSR looks forward to Woodstock in Athens!
The UN meets again next year, and Greece is sure to be at the top of the agenda. For the time being, BEER and the USSR are acting as peace keepers in a region that has seen far too much trouble. Eastern Greece is traditionally Russian, so we don't see how our presense could be considered opportunistic or unappropriate.
The land deal seems untenable, BEER. The UN has approved the African holdings, but we're still getting some heat for our presence there. We are certainly willing to trade some of our Swedish "resources" (pie, for one).
NKVD men are now operating in the USA, for the purpose of finding the nuclear terrorists and bringing them to justice. We make no secret of this, and will involve ourselves in the USA until and unless a stable American government is installed.
If we can achieve an entire year of relative peace, most of the minor disagreements should solve themselves. I see our primary responsibility as acheiving a lasting peace.
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Samuel Johnson
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Modish Freemason, the leader and founder of the Freemason Sect looked upon the island of Oahu with awe. All the other members of his sect, 4000 in all, were lined up on the President's transport. Here the dream would be realized. Here in the 5th decade of the 20th century, the new world would be borne.
The strange scientist Turing of the U.K. stood at his Modish's left shoulder looking on. Turing, a leading computer and nuclear scientist who also dabbled in Babylonian sorcery, never regretted a day of his life since he had met Modish Freemason. Most significantly, he carried with him most of the knowledge of modern Iraq. Here, Turing thought, Camel had given them a chance to try new ways of life - he called it post-modern.
All through out the long trip, Dr. Turing appraised the stars and consulted the charts over Hawaii. He seemed to be particularily interested in the star charts for the other countries and had printed out all the star maps over the major cities. For long times, Modish hadn't even seen Turing as he spent most of his time in the massive computer lab built in the sixth deck.
"Modish. The center should be somewhere straight ahead. Right there," he said adjusting his telescope and focusing. He handed the telescope to Modish.
The Freemason leader gulped and tried to cover his suprise. The strange scientist, Dr. Alan Turing, had been pointing at the large diamond-headed stone that dominated the island. He noted with pride that the pre-seeded coffee plantations on Oahu were already fully grown.
"PREPARE TO BEACH!"
2000 workers and 2000 townsmen start the Republic of Iraq city of Kish. A battalion of Marines (two tanks, three infantry to be upgraded to mech infantry after finishing our work on computers) lands with them. The workers build roads to the coffee plantations to Diamond Rock. Troop ship stays in KISH. The workers begin work on the FREEMASON RENAISSANCE CENTER (a temple).
In Basra, the Hawaiian Fast Reaction Force is waiting to be activated - this is a two transports full of Marines and tanks, three destroyers and one battleship who are part of the Southern Navy. Camel Hussin sends the map of one of the adjacent islands to his ally in Egypt suggesting Kuai as a great place to build a tomb.
Freemason sends back a ton of coffee to Saddam.
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Days later, Camel was enjoying a rich Kona brew and smiling his *** off cause he just had a key lime and coconut pie.
Camel spoke on his phone to the current trade advisor. "Hey, what happend to Levi? Did that nut really go open up a jeans factory??? Give him my best man."
Then..."What? Okay, I'll do it."
Camel, down in Crete for a rest prior to the Woodstock concert - opened up the fridge and pulled out a jar. He went and got a spoon and scooped the goopy brown stuff up. He looked at it strangely for a while and then plopped it in his mouth."
"HMMMYYYRRR THISH IZZZ GOOOODDD" He smacked his lips and then wiped the top of his mouth with his tongue.
"What the good Gilgamesh was that???" he exclaimed over the phone to the Trade Advisor.
"Our people want to call it Camel Essence in honor of you, but I prefer the more marketable name of Peanut Butter."
"Great," Camel said - "put it on the market. Say what was your name again?"
"You remember? Skippy - I'm that naturalized citizen from the USA, mon. Friends with Halie.... remember now?"
"Oh yeah." Camel's memory was not good.
"Well, carry on. Hey, I wonder what this tastes like in a pie?"
Last edited by Samuel Johnson on 17-05-2002 at 06:04
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Samuel Johnson
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Personal message to Ivan from Camel Hussein
We believe there has been a misunderstanding. Your ally has threatened us and given us an ultimatum. We would like that rescinded. We do not bemoan your holdings in Greece nor do we bemoan the current status quo in Greece. The Republic of Iraq will continue to hold onto the region of Attica (Athens), Crete and the Aegean Islands until the U.N. decides the Greeks are ready for self-determination. We also lay historic claims on these islands and Athens due to reparations for past imperialism of Greece to the Founding Nations of Iraq. We will continue to patrol the seas around Greece and the coast of Iraq and work in cooperation with the USSR.
Hope to meet the Mrs. Ivan next Friday in Athens.
Haifa builds battleship. Three destroyers patrol the waters. Istanbul continues to build Intelligence Agency. The last supporters of the Madman of Greece are captured in Crete. Body parts are mailed back to their families. We find airline tickets to Egypt in their belongings. Athens begins to make a TV series about Greek culture (it will be monitored by Sir Alec G.).
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Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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REALITY POLICE: Without a modern Military, india couldn't have made it that far, additionally he would have attacked the Russians had he gotten there, and if he had taken the whole US, that would mean that China, Canada, and BEER also were attacked, in which case Warsaw would declare war on India, and I would ask that Thrusters not be allowed to select another country, Thrusters, why don't you invade Japan's Islands, you share one with them, and you wouldn't overly anger them i don't think.
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Metaliturtle
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University of Wisconsin Stevens Point
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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BEER statement on the shooting. BEER troops are only there to prevent people from entering BEER as the "terrorist Nationals" AKA the Hostile American government we just squashed would be more than willing to Nuke BEER's cities. The orders to the troops were not to fire unless they were on BEER soil after being asked to stop. If this man was shot he was threatening BEER, but if he was shot while in the Iraqi sector, then this event was orchestrated by another country. As far as threats go, the only non-defensive aggressive action taken against an active member of the UN by BEER was when it was still Poland, and needed women, then the action taken was a raid into a small portion of Germany for beer and women, our other military action has been in complete response to attacks made on BEER or BEER's citizens. Other lands of BEER, (spain, portugal, holland, Denmarck) were aquired through cultural means, and no rights were restricted to the peoples of those territories.
As for rumors of "Concentration Camps" These are entirely unfounded. Perhaps Iraq is confused and should check it's history books, as the nation with a history of being put into concentration camps, it has been our effort to see that they are never used again.
As far as threats in the U.N. are concerned, we have only warned nations that certain actions on their part will brood agression, Iraq knows this.
BEER intelligence also realizes that a tyrannical ruler of Iraq has broken out of Prison, and there has been a colony established in the Hawaiian Islands, I suggest Iraq quickly aprehends this man and neutralizes the threat he poses to world peace.
To the USSR, thanks for the pie, it is unfortunate that the Americans, whom pie was originally made famous for, have chosen not to contribute to the international pie exchange
Please think before you speak Iraq.
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Rotten999
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Milwaukee, WI
Mar 2002
time: 23:19
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"Aren't they beautiful, Trotsky?" Ivan Aronovich admired the three large fish he'd caught ice-fishing. Trotsky, a German Shepard recently given as a gift from the BEER diplomat, barked an answer.
The Soviet premier was in the middle of a well-earned holiday in his native Estonia. "Looks like we eat well tonight!" Trotsky's bark was more enthusiastic this time.
Aronovich was greeted at his home by his third wife, a 19-year-old Swedish model. "Would you like a piece of my pie?" she asked seductively.
"You know it!" Mrs. Aronovich carefully cut the Soviet leader a piece of the custard pie she had cooked.
"This is some good pie!" The Soviet leader was pulled from the desert by the security phone.
"Hello, Beria. How are things?" The NKVD man caught Aronovich up on new business. China had completed their moon mission, and the Soviet sposored Mars mission was a success, the probe had returned samples and pictures of the surface. Meanwhile, the "peaceful" people of India were already causing trouble in diverse locations. "I knew it." Aronovich muttered. "I suppose this holiday will have to be cut short."
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India: Japan proper and Japan's Australian territory are Soviet protectorates. Attacking them will create a state of war with our nation.
The Soviet army is increasing geared toward the technology gained from space travel. They know have a large number of cruise missilies, with satellites to guide them.
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Samuel Johnson
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Singed indeed.
To Ming:
The RoI has no knowledge of this Jiberyka Jihad. We are also tracking down our escaped former president. The JJ has no relation to the MPP Band of Jihad (we are currently negotiating to change the name of this alliance but Persia is holding out). We offer any assistance we can to China.
Camel
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17-05-2002 04:58
. 550 replies in the 1st 8 days, that's gotta be a new record!
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