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Any movie with Steven Seagal in it


Yes, Steven Seagal having anything to do with any movie whatsoever automatically makes it awful. I agree 100%. He just plain sucks.

How about tremors? They had three of those movies! The first one is so hiliariously bad, I watch it just to laugh at the bad acting It always seems to be on TV

What about Deep Blue Sea? That was pretty awful in plot, and was rather thrown together.

Lethal Weapon 4, now THERE'S a great movie. Watching it now

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Hey, Lethal Weapon 4 was funny at least.

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there is 1 good movie with steven seagal, the one he dies after 5 min into the film

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yes, but still its one of the worst movies for those first five minutes...

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Technically, Leo di Crapio didn't drown in Titanic... he froze to death in the N. Atlantic. Just didn't want y'all to be disappointed.

Anyway, Titanic was nowhere near as bad as his follow-up, The Beach. And The Beach wasn't as bad as the Howie Long/Morgan Freeman yawnfest, Hard Rain. Never have I seen a movie in which the entire cast looks like they wish they were anywhere but on the set.

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The first Tremors was brilliant, how can anyone dare mock it?

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yes, but still its one of the worst movies for those first five minutes...

lol

ok, you win

use the fast forward for christs......;;

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No, it wasn't


Yes it was .

One of my favorite comedies!

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How could I forget it??---

1984

The only bad acting job I ever saw Richard Burton do.
The movie was so bad, even the nudity was boring.

And then they had the chuzpah to rush the movie's release for "Academy Award consideration."

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Richard Burton was in 1984? I thought it was John Hurt...

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The man has a point, the nudity was boring. I should know, I was a 17-year-old boy when I watched it... at a time when I was an expert on the subject.

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Movies with no redeeming value? Thankfully that's most of them

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there is 1 good movie with steven seagal, the one he dies after 5 min into the film


Executive Decision (I think it was called)... yeah that was my favorite Steven Seagal movie in comparsion to other Seagal movies. It absolutely sucked.

I mean I watch other movies by him, and he manages to turn people into pretzels and break every rib, arm and leg bone in their body.

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Mmm, pretzels.

*aack*

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Scary Movie 1 and 2

I'm all for sick humor, but this stuff wasn't funny. Just disgusting.

Moulin Rouge...horrible.

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Moulin Rouge has to be the worst pick for worst movie I've ever seen.

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Richard Burton was in 1984? I thought it was John Hurt...


It was both.
John Hurt was Winston Smith.
Richard Burton was O'Brien.

It also had lousy sets, lousy music, ugh, I could go on & on.

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I was 17 (or maybe 16) when I saw 1984 as well... and while I agree the movie was boring, the nudity was not exactly that boring, although the capacities were not maxed out

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I thought Burton was Smith

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Out of Africa was so boring that neither my wife nor I could stay awake.

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If you're sitting there in the theater, and the movie really stinks, do you go get a refund, just leave, or sit through the thing, hoping it will get better eventually?

Are there any movies you've paid to see in the theater, but they were so bad you got up and left before the end?

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Yes, for "What Lies Beneath". **** film.

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Is that the Michelle Pfeiffer- Harrison Ford movie?

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You guys have to see " The revenge of Spartacus".

Spartacus dies 10 minutes into the movie.

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Is that the Michelle Pfeiffer- Harrison Ford movie?


Yes. I hear it got better in the second half, but up until the first hour it was a predictable, unscary and painfully boring horror which kept trying to scare you using the tried and tested "Scary Music - Footsteps in gravel - dark man sneaking - Boo! - oh, it's only the husband" tactic to induce *cough* suspense.

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If you're sitting there in the theater, and the movie really stinks, do you go get a refund, just leave, or sit through the thing, hoping it will get better eventually?

Are there any movies you've paid to see in the theater, but they were so bad you got up and left before the end?


I have walked out of a couple of movies, though I never demanded a refund. I figure if I was so lacking in critical thought as to actually believe that there was some merit to "The Mummy" or "Coast to Coast", I deserve to be out some bucks. Probably got off cheaply, come to think about it.

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The first Tremors was brilliant, how can anyone dare mock it?


tell me you're joking

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"Independence Days"

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Most over-hyped, worst movie in recent memory- "Theres something about mary." I couldn't sit through it.

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Lord of the Flies, the newer one.

if you've ever read the book you must understand that movie sucked big time

The Perfect Storm and Titanic tie for second on my list.

quote:
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The first Tremors wasn't bad, 2+ 3 blo though

 
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