21-05-2002 18:48									#61
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YEAHHHH...Keep it up..you are itching for an ass whoopin BW style

	21-05-2002 18:49									#62
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia I bet you guys say y'all a lot. The texans I know of all seem to be a bit crazy, look at Pantera, those guys are nuts. Im sure apolytoners from texas are totally normal though

I say y'all alot and we Texans pride ourselves on not being normal!

	21-05-2002 18:53									#63
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand My ancestors got to Texas by way of Tennessee. Never looked back.

That's 'cause the Sheriff told 'em what's gonna happen if'n they does.

Tennessee: Home of the Klan.

	21-05-2002 18:54									#64
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THIS STUFF IS FROM NEW YOUR CITY

*Get a rope*

	21-05-2002 18:55									#65
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You know what the most common last words are in East Texas, right?


"Hey y'all, watch this!"

And the second most common;

"Shhhiete, I can do that!"

	21-05-2002 18:56									#66
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You're really walking on ultra thin ice today, aren't you Doc?

	21-05-2002 19:01									#67
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I say
Come here bubba I'm gonna shoot Maw in the foot.

and

Hey ya'lll go round up some eggs for the cookin'

	21-05-2002 19:06									#68
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Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?

	21-05-2002 19:08									#70
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?

Is the most common Aussie name "Smiley"?

	21-05-2002 19:09									#71
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hee hee...Cletus...How drolllllllll

	21-05-2002 19:10									#72
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?

Nope, that would be Bubba Cleatus is more likely a name you would find in the back woods and hills of Tennessee Along with Raylean for a girl

	21-05-2002 19:13									#73
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no back woods female names would be starting with their daddies names and ending with "a"

Like
Robert"a"
Eric"a"
Derrick"a"

	21-05-2002 19:15									#74
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand

I got it from those hick characters in "the simpsons". They crack me up.

	21-05-2002 19:17									#75
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And these alleged "hicks" were supposed to be Texan?

	21-05-2002 19:18									#76
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No, just from somewhere down south.

	21-05-2002 19:20									#77
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More likely Mississippi then.

	21-05-2002 19:54									#78
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quote: Originally posted by Caligastia Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?

"Cletus?" That is SO bourgeoisie.

	21-05-2002 21:57									#80
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quote: Is the most common male name in texas "Cleatus"?

Oh, great. I can deal with Cletus, but for some reason, seeing it written as "Cleatus" just makes me think of some guy called "Cletus the Fetus".

	21-05-2002 22:39									#81
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand You're really walking on ultra thin ice today, aren't you Doc?

Hey! Y'all hain't got no more oil, so whooo needs ya?

	21-05-2002 22:42									#82
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Oh, great. I can deal with Cletus, but for some reason, seeing it written as "Cleatus" just makes me think of some guy called "Cletus the Fetus".

Thats how its spelled.

You have a strange and wonderful mind Stefu.

	21-05-2002 22:42									#83
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i want to buy a farm in texas. how much would it cost me and do i have to be a protestand or i will be shot?

	21-05-2002 22:47									#84
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quote: i want to buy a farm in texas. how much would it cost me and do i have to be a protestand or i will be shot?

	21-05-2002 22:55									#85
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i will have cows and everything.
i'll hang around with sloww and sprayber we'll have a blast. propably marry one of their sisters too.

	21-05-2002 22:59									#86
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Sprayber lives in Oregon.

	21-05-2002 23:04									#87
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i thought he lived close to memphis.

(where is oregon, where is mephis?)

	21-05-2002 23:06									#88
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Memphis is in Tennessee. Oregon is about 2,000 miles from Texas (3,200km).

	21-05-2002 23:08									#89
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That's ok, petrol is cheap in the USA

	21-05-2002 23:11									#90
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and tenesee is not in texas right? it must be a whoooole another state?

I was with the impression that most of the south of the US was texas anyway.

this presents complications.