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quote: Originally posted by paiktis22
i will have cows and everything.
i'll hang around with sloww and sprayber we'll have a blast. propably marry one of their sisters too. |
You will of course want to have fun just like real Texans do. You'll need to buy a big, fast car. Take that car out and by you a six pack of tall boys. Drink 'em down real fast, then take your car out on the highway and put the petal to the metal. Drive that thing 30 miles/hour over the speed limit until you see a car with flashing lights behind you. You gotta realise that these Texas Poe-lease like a challenge, so you should let 'em chase you for at least ten miles before pulling over. When you pull over let one of 'em come up to your window. You should roll it down, wave at the man and shout: "Hey thar, Dep'ity Dawg! Is y'all got a problem?", then take off and let 'em chase you for another mile or two. When they finally stop you this time you are in for some good ol' fashioned Texas Ranger fun!!!! Yessah, y'all surely are.
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The putting the gun in the face they don't do to citizens, only foreigners.
If you do like I tell you they won't put a gun in your face, well, at least that's not the only thing they'll do.
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and how did he know she was a foreigner? the car had american plates.
do they do that often? she felt she was going to die the poor thing! and from a law enforcment officer no less.
sorry strange but that was a disgrace.
unless there's something she did that she's not telling me.
and that was a girl that when a thief entered her car with a gun (while she was in it) she screamed so loud she made him flee.
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Tiamat, I have no intention of ending up in a texas jail. I am a law abiding citizen. for fun why not organize some sort of cultural events? no need to play with cops.
like a country music festival or something? with bouzouki.
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Bereta_Eder
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oh - my - God.
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999 time: 15:19
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara
What about my humidity question!?! |
Sounds like the same sh!t Sydneysiders crap on about
Sure, 30 degrees C humid is worse than 30 degrees C dry, but it's a walk in the park compared to 50 degrees dry! I lived in an outback Aussie town where the temperatures pushed 50 (120F!) in the shade!! We used to do the burn test to see whether it was safe to go outside, and to put your whole body outside all at once was courting disaster! If your exposed arm experienced instant pain, you stayed inside
Just to prove it wasn't just me, i have lived in Sydney for 15 years and Sydney humidity is not all it's cracked up to be. After all, tropical islands are humid, aren't they? If humidity is so bad, why does everyone go there?!
The worst part about living in the outback was that the expected drop in nightime temperatures didn't come, and sweltering sleepless nights were for weeks on end. Ah, what i would have given in those days for a tiny breeze! 
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