22-05-2002 02:13									#1
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In yet another mind-boggling move, Abercrombie & Fitch brought out a line of thongs. Not any ordinary thongs, no no. THONGS FOR KIDS! That's right! Now your 10-year-old daughter can delight her friends at recess by showing off her new A&F brand thong!

Will these people ever stop?

	22-05-2002 02:16									#2
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Are you implying that women who wear thongs are sluts?

	22-05-2002 02:22									#3
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Are you implying its ok for 10-year-olds to wear them?

	22-05-2002 02:25									#4
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What's thongs?

	22-05-2002 02:27									#5
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"Are you implying its ok for 10-year-olds to wear them?"

I did not imply that. Answer my question, you nitwit.

	22-05-2002 02:43									#6
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quote: Originally posted by Eli What's thongs?

You know, like the Eurovision Thong Contest

	22-05-2002 03:09									#7
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man, A+F is so ****ing stupid...

	22-05-2002 03:12									#8
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Just wait until they sell like hot cakes.

	22-05-2002 03:13									#9
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There's no such thing as bad publicity...

This just makes teenagers who hate their parents/society/whatever want to shop there more. This isn't a ploy to sell thongs to 10-year-olds. They want to sell more of them to 16-year-olds, and may whatever deities exist strike me down if it doesn't work.

	22-05-2002 03:15									#10
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It still strikes me as a very low move...stomach turning in fact. After the racist T-shirts they produced, it is surprising they haven't fallen flat on their faces. But unfortunately, these things seem to work

I have never seen the company over here, but I would probably avoid them judging by the kinds of antics they pull...

	22-05-2002 03:17									#11
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Their target demo is disaffected affluent white suburban adolescents. This kind of b.s. plays great with those worthless turds. "Stomach-turning" is what turns these jackoffs on.

	22-05-2002 03:21									#12
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wow

	22-05-2002 03:56									#13
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Ooo, nitwit. Thanks.

BTW, mod: nice change...but it makes it seem like I WANT thongs for kids

	22-05-2002 03:58									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Eli What's thongs?

thong:

	22-05-2002 04:05									#15
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They always look incredibly uncomfortable though...

	22-05-2002 04:06									#16
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it looks like an ass to me

	22-05-2002 04:13									#17
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Don't you think that maybe thongs might start to lose their sex appeal in the future if people have been wearing them for as long as they can remember?

	22-05-2002 04:18									#18
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no they still have sex appeal no matter what.

a bikini still has sex appeal doesn't it? yes it does. 'nuff said

	22-05-2002 04:23									#19
	I was wearing thongs when I was under 10 Support Apolyton, buy GURPS/ Alpha Centauri

Of course, in Australia a thong is a crappy, dirt cheap type of rubber sandals suitable for wearing to the beach (and university if you live on campus)

	22-05-2002 04:26									#20
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No! Those are jandals!

Let the Trans-Tasman war of terms continue.

	22-05-2002 04:28									#21
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quote: Originally posted by Case Of course, in Australia a thong is a crappy, dirt cheap type of rubber sandals suitable for wearing to the beach (and university if you live on campus)

They're known as "thong sandals" here, too. Notice how there's a thin strap of material that is wedged between the big toe and 2nd toe? I think analogy did the rest...

	22-05-2002 04:30									#22
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yes that is how thong came about. It didn't take too long for me to connect the dots. just a couple of minutes . material between big toe and second toe. and material between butt cheeks.

somehoe I can't see how having a permanent wedgie is comfortable. I never really found thongs all that sexy. I'm not really an ass man though. I'm a breast man.

	22-05-2002 04:31									#23
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Take a look at an A&T catalogue--any one will do--I'll tell you want you see:

1 African-American model
0 Hispanic models
0 Asian models
Maybe 1 white model with brown or black hair.
And a whole bunch of blond, white models.

After I saw that, I swore I'd never shop there.

Und now this??

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	22-05-2002 04:32									#24
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I used to see a girl who swore that thongs were the most comfortable things in the world.

Ahhhh, those were the days. :whistful nostalgic grin:

	22-05-2002 04:46									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Zkribbler Take a look at an A&T catalogue--any one will do--I'll tell you want you see: 1 African-American model 0 Hispanic models 0 Asian models Maybe 1 white model with brown or black hair. And a whole bunch of blond, white models. After I saw that, I swore I'd never shop there. Und now this??

Who is A & T?

	22-05-2002 04:48									#26
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I would guess he means A&F...

	22-05-2002 04:49									#27
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Well, there is an obvious joke there in "A & T", but there's no sense in being the jackass who actually makes the joke and thinks it's funny. So I'll just be the jackass who points all this out.

	22-05-2002 04:51									#28
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It would have to include Zkribbler's dyslexia though.....

	22-05-2002 04:53									#29
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quote: They always look incredibly uncomfortable though...

Have you asked any women about this?

quote: I used to see a girl who swore that thongs were the most comfortable things in the world.

I currently see a girl that thinks they are comfortable. But the most comfortable things in the world to her are pjs with no underwear (woohoo! ).

	22-05-2002 04:53									#30
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Well, at least little kids don't have to shave their pubic hair to wear them! Which, if you think about it is really disgusting. I mean, displaying naked bald iddy biddy poon is just .... I don't see how they could possibly sell this.