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quote: Originally posted by Asher
Imagine Israel as a communist country.
It wouldn't have the business it has now, it'd be low on cash and people more upset, PLUS it'd be in a warzone. |
Yeah, I guess communists could screw anything up...
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Stefu
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CLOWNS WIT DA DOWNS 4 LIFE YO!
Jan 1970 time: 07:19
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quote: Wheres the humor in communism? Everyone has to be the same and all wear dull and dreary clothes with frowns on their faces. |
Well, Russians certainly made up a lot of jokes about it.
Ivan dies and goes to hell. The devil shows him the places a bit and then asks whether he wants to go to communist hell or capitalist hell. Ivan asks what do the hells hold. Devil says that both involve people being roasted on a gigantic furnace. Ivan chooses, without question, communist hell. Devil asks for a reason, and Ivan says "Well, you know how it works in communist hell. One day, there isn't enough coal, next day, there's enough coal but furnace isn't working, and another day, there's enough coal and furnace is working but the heater's passed out drunk..."
What is the Soviet definition of an automobile?
"Automobile is a transportation vehicle which people use through their elected representatives."
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Az
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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000 time: 07:19
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no , socialism from what I've seen in socialist countries ( like Israel was ) is a mix of government and private property.
and Israel, while being socialist enjoyed immense growth for around 20 years. being around 10% almost yearly. then , the system started to decay, due to the strengthening of the private owners that became very powerful, and started bribing the well paid government officials that run parts of the system. Also the occupation of the west bank has poured cheap labour from the underdeveloped regions of Jordan , that were occupied by Israel , creating a degradation of the agricultural societies , that relied on Israeli labor prior to that, and the construction companies that hired them , as well. Money , in the form of wages to Palestinians has begun to pour out , and though most of it returned to the Israeli economy it still hit the citizens of Israel.
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BlackStone
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London England
Aug 2000 time: 05:19
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu
Well, Russians certainly made up a lot of jokes about it.
Ivan dies and goes to hell. The devil shows him the places a bit and then asks whether he wants to go to communist hell or capitalist hell. Ivan asks what do the hells hold. Devil says that both involve people being roasted on a gigantic furnace. Ivan chooses, without question, communist hell. Devil asks for a reason, and Ivan says "Well, you know how it works in communist hell. One day, there isn't enough coal, next day, there's enough coal but furnace isn't working, and another day, there's enough coal and furnace is working but the heater's passed out drunk..."
What is the Soviet definition of an automobile?
"Automobile is a transportation vehicle which people use through their elected representatives." |

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MACEDONIA - It's the name of the sovereign country to the north of Greece
Apr 2000 time: 07:19
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Caligastia: you're not paying attention. would you consider courts in democratic countries independant, therefor not controlled by the government ? so why can't the same be done with media?
Stefu:
the inefficiency joke is correct, many innefficiencies existed on the micromanagement level. The car joke is ... funny. My father had a car. most of my father's friends had cars. they were all of different proffessions. Sure , the cars weren't as good as the west's cars. But if the SU would put some more work in them , and not , say , the latest BMP, maybe they would be better too. I always said that one of the main flaws of the SU was sending it's best minds , organizers, scientists and engineers, into the military development .
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Ecthy
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Zhonghuà Rénmín Gònghéguó
Mar 2000 time: 06:19
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Anyone else find it interesting how Dal knows more about politics than Eli although the latter uses living in Israel as an excuse for knowing bugger all? I smell a conspiracy.
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BlackStone
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London England
Aug 2000 time: 05:19
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quote: Originally posted by Dalgetti
claim? proven facts , my friend.
now off with the threadjacking. |
I`d quit while you can!
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