26-07-2002 05:55									#31
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Maybe she'll start sharpening all of your pencils down to the nub.

	26-07-2002 05:58									#32
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What a bastard.

	26-07-2002 06:42									#33
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Listen, you lot. If push comes to shove over this damn waste-of-space of a crudely bonsai-ed flowering whatever-it-is, I have her ultimate punishment up my sleeve. We have a digital camera. She often has rollers in her hair in the morning prior to heading off to work at the Evil Empire.

To paraphrase a famous Australian advertising slogan: "One click ... and she's gone!"

	26-07-2002 06:49									#34
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what evil empire??

Jon Miller

	26-07-2002 07:01									#35
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Ha ha ha...the mouse that roared!

	26-07-2002 07:06									#36
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quote: Originally posted by finbar We have a digital camera.

You didn't last weekend

If you have a camera, post a photo of the beloved shrub for us.

	26-07-2002 08:18									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse You didn't last weekend

Sorry. Clarification. Digital video.

quote: If you have a camera, post a photo of the beloved shrub for us.

I suppose I could. I might wait till it's a hole in the ground.

	26-07-2002 08:19									#38
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give us a step by step series of pictures

my freind did that when he shaved his beard and it was good for a few laughs

Jon miller

	26-07-2002 08:20									#39
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller what evil empire?? Jon Miller

Sorry, JM, it's an, um, Australian multi-billionaire media mogul joke which obviously doesn't travel.

	26-07-2002 08:24									#40
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ah

see, I was wondering if it was Mircosoft (The evil empire here), but was betting that wasn't universal

Jon Miller

	26-07-2002 08:56									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller ah see, I was wondering if it was Mircosoft (The evil empire here), but was betting that wasn't universal Jon Miller

No, but relatively speaking, you're in the right territory in terms of Evilness.

	26-07-2002 09:50									#42
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Camelia isn't in the fernicus Australis family is it?
Much as I may relish the challenge of taking up arms in defense of such a noble cause as the aforementioned shrub, I fear my talents may lie closer to the other side ...

	26-07-2002 09:59									#43
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Damn you I got leftover pasta from our caff today and only found one lousy piece of chicken in the tub

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	26-07-2002 10:05									#44
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Damn you I got leftover pasta from our caff today and only found one lousy piece of chicken in the tub

The truly scary thing about that is you'd asked for the Alfredo which wouldn't've been within a million miles of a chook. Are you sure it's a piece of chook? How many wings and hairy legs does it have?

	26-07-2002 10:22									#45
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Look before that I went up the Italian Club and had a Lavazza coffee, that covers many sins.

Paradise f*cking lost - don't touch that tree again before Saturday please.

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	26-07-2002 10:33									#46
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse I ... had a Lavazza coffee, that covers many sins.

With that, I cannot disagree.

quote: Paradise f*cking lost - don't touch that tree again before Saturday please.

I might get out the digital video. If I'm allowed. I'm not sure why I'm refused permission to go within 3 rooms of any equpment with anything more than an on/off switch.

	26-07-2002 10:36									#47
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I suppose it never occurred to you to pot the damn plant till you come to your senses?

	26-07-2002 10:43									#48
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You haven't seen it in daylight. You'd need a tractor to drag it out of the ground. And once out of the ground, even Sneak's pot wouldn't contain it.

	26-07-2002 10:45									#49
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I will be a freind

Jo Miller

	26-07-2002 10:50									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Jon Miller I will be a freind Jo Miller

You mean you'll drive the tractor? Or help Sneak scale down his pot?

	26-07-2002 14:14									#51
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It wouldn't survive long in a pot, finish it off quick finny , don't make the poor thing suffer

	26-07-2002 15:45									#52
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Mercy killing? Gotcha, boss. Where's the plastic explosive?

	26-07-2002 17:28									#53
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This thing is increasingly surreal. But never mind.

	26-07-2002 18:01									#54
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M-hm.

	26-07-2002 22:23									#55
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Why have I become synonymous with all that is huge and out of scale?!
Never mind....

	27-07-2002 04:26									#56
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Why have I become synonymous with all that is huge and out of scale?!

Who forked over the $30 for the bloody internet coverage, for crying out loud?

	27-07-2002 05:14									#57
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I'm not sure...the money came in an anonymous air mail package with a cryptic note in old man's handwriting that said "so that we may all share in your joy".
I think I've been had.

	27-07-2002 06:19									#58
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I certainly was.

	27-07-2002 06:24									#59
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Don't tell me you thought I was good looking as well as witty and charming?

	27-07-2002 11:37									#60
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quote: Originally posted by SuperSneak Don't tell me you thought I was good looking as well as witty and charming?

I don't think there's much chance of him telling you that - the video was so foggy it could have been Elvis getting married.