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Onward Ho! (Time out:0 days after 30-07-2002, 10:48)
Let's rape France! Erm, I mean, uh, we need to take what's rightfully ours!
Who needs war! We got what we needed from America, time to do our own work.
Huh? What? Leave me alone. *Goes back to Banana Plantation*
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Trip is offline Trip
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... or onwards to greener pastures?

So what do you guys think? Should we take their land or find our own, be that on Uber Isle or elsewhere?

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Cry havoc!... and something or other.

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Let's put France to the sword!

But if we don't reach swords for a while, I have to say we should stay in peace until we DO get them. My Archery School grads may now have some experience in battle, but I think the French may sap their resolve with their wine and women.

We need guys who are so juiced up on testosterone from waving those swords about that all they can think of is killing, raping and pillaging.

And helmets that stop them from seeing the enemies' charms.

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Jun 2002
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France will fall in do time... now we need to plop settlers wherever we can and build our exsisting infrastructure

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The worst that can happen is that we lose.

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*Vlad sends aide off to Paris to deliver message to Joan on behalf of Apolyton*

Vlad's Aide: (to Joan) Je ne veux pas ne vous parler pas plus, vous vide l'essuie-glace dirigé de cuvette de nourriture animale!...... Fart I dans votre direction générale! . Votre mère était un hamster et votre éperlan de père des baies de sureau! Comment vous français dites, I un plus d'unclog de temps-un mon nez dans votre direction, fils d'une fenêtre-raboteuse! Ainsi, vous vous pensez pourriez dehors-intelligent nous les gens que final avec votre idiot genou-ont plié le fonctionnement environ dans le comportement dansant! J'ondule mes pièces privées à vos tantes... vous sort de fromage de biters électriques du fond d'âne de la deuxième main. Aucune chance, types bedwetting français . J'éclate mes boutons à vous et appelle votre demande d'ouverture de porte une chose idiote. Vous essuie-glace minuscules-brained des fonds d'autres! Oui, partez beaucoup actuellement et coupez en s'approchant les plus ou nous mettons le feu à des flèches aux dessus de vos têtes et fabriquons des castanets à partir de vos testicules déjà! Ha ha! Et demeurent maintenant le buggerfolk fait face illégitime allé! Et, si vous pensez vous êtes devenus méchant taunting cette fois, vous n'est pas entendu rien encore! Kniggets français timbrés! Toute votre base sont appartiennent à nous!

Joan of Arc: *kills Vlad's Aide*

Vlad's Aide: *dies*

Yeah, I say we should go after France, as per Uber's plan (only with OPD's suggestion for upgraded warriors).

Gallia erit divisa in partem unam-- partem nostram!

Last edited by Vlad Antlerkov on 30-07-2002 at 20:18

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*sigh*

Manually add +1 to option 1.

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What is Uber Island?

Sir Ralph is offline Sir Ralph
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Uber Island is not discovered yet. A few Apolytonians with sharp eyes have seen waves and the fin of a whale from our coast, and concluded, where waves and whales are, must be a shore:

Attachment: a.png
This has been downloaded 107 time(s).

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I supose that I should not reveal anything about it as I checked it out already.....

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You know, that playing ahead is strictly forbidden, do you?

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donegeal - that is against the rules.....
be real carefull in all your posts if you played ahead.
We don't want any knowledge that wouldn't happen in any normal way. Thanks.

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PS - I voted peace, until we connect everything and full in our new lands.

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donegal, please dont ruin th game for the rest of us.

I voted peace. We need time to build our roads ect...

War once we have knights.

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Sir Ralph is offline Sir Ralph
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War is beneficial now. The AIs in REX mode are a juicy target. They don't want to fight prolongued wars and in this phase the AI cities are small and the AIs part easily with them for good.

When we wait for Knights, the war will be longer and bloodier and will hurt us, because we probably will be a Republic.

Go for war now. France is it. They settle unrightful on our god-given land.

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Vlad,

Is this a test of an automatic translator ? No wonder your aide was killed ; he deserved it not for the content of his speech, but for allowing joan's language to be so horribly treated ! :

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What did he write? All I understood, was "Fart" in the 2nd sentence.

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I am ashamed to tell that I don't understand what he says, except that it is not friendly ... That is probably a way to express those anti-french feelings we have already heard about .

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The french taunting from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And yes, I used Babelfish.

The translation:

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! How you French say, I one more time-a unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Apolytonian folk with your silly knees-bent running about in dancing behavior! I wave my private parts at your aunties, ... you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. No chance, French bedwetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing. You tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha!

I'm guessing she was offended by that last line.

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RRRRAAAAAAAPPPPEEEEE.

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I say, go for France. I've probably given my reasons enough in the other threads, but here it is again.
France is the closest civ to us right now, and probably the easiest in terms of warfare. If we don't take more land (through military means) from SOMEONE, we're going to find it increasingly difficult to gain any sort of advantage over the others. Plus OPD devised an excellent plan in which we mass-produce Warriors, and subsequently upgrade them to Swordsmen. This would be a lot quicker than just building Swordsmen to begin with, and cheaper as well (at least in terms of shields). The only real threat there is from French Swordsmen is if they attack us - otherwise, they're just the same defense wise as Spearmen (Swordsmen are 3.2.1, Spearmen are 1.2.1). That's why I think we can overwhelm them with our first wave and prevent any counterattack from taking place. It'll basically be just an upgraded Case Teal.

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Hmmm, now that i have had more time to think about it, your right Sir Ralph. War later would be to bloody. Now, rape! rape!

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Vlad,

Quite difficult to translate ! Could be that :

Vous n?êtes qu?un animal racleur d?auge à la tête vide auquel je ne veux plus m?adresser désormais ! Je vous pète à la figure ! Votre mère était un hamster et votre père sentait les baies de sureau ! Comme vous le dites, vous les Français, spécialistes des apparences, une fois de plus je vous expectore dessus ! Ainsi, vous pensez pouvoir nous dépasser, nous les Apolytoniens, avec vos stupides courbettes de danseur ! J?expose mes parties à vos chères taties, ? vous, puant ensemble de lécheur de cul d?âne électrique d?occasion. Pas de chance, Français qui pissez au lit. Je fais gicler mes boutons sur vous et je déclare stupide votre demande d?ouverture. Vous êtes des torcheurs de cul aux petites têtes ! Oui, partez ensemble maintenant, et dites à ceux qui viennent de ne pas s?approcher davantage car nous leur tirerons des flèches à la tête comme nous faisons déjà des castagnettes avec vos testicules ! Non mais !

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We'll rape their horses and ride off on their women!

In soviet russia, horses rape you!

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More war. Press on. France next? Bien sur!! For wine! For iron! For honor!

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You forgot the accent circumflex over the u in bien sûr.

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We must consider this carefully, do we really want to give Uber access to wine? I see it now:

Drunken SMC seen racing naked through the jungle
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More people playing ahead. Lovely.

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Publish it anyway, it is so plausible ...

And next week : A misleading report from the front .... etc

Could not be done in real world, but on Abananaba, it could help to increase the number of copies.

 
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