02-08-2002 22:36									#31
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No, not really... we already had one Civil War, where the Southerners killed people. That one was just the Northerners feeling uppity .

	02-08-2002 22:39									#32
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Look, the only thing Canadians can do is get their man and play Ice Hockey, they can't even beat you Yanks at that any more so you have to give them their one moment of historical glory, otherwise all there'd be is a boring cold wasteland that's designed to make the US look good. And then they'd all be depressed.

	02-08-2002 22:40									#33
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I thought they were all depressed?

And like you said, they do have their Hockey .

	02-08-2002 22:43									#34
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And they even pucked that up at the olympics.

I forgot the worst thing! Half of it's full of people who speak French! We didn't kick Napoleon's arse to Elba so that people in places we used to own could be speaking French!

	02-08-2002 22:45									#35
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well, see, i don't think the french really consider quebecoix (i think that's the spelling) french per se...

it's viewed like how ebonics is viewed in america. almost, but not quite.

so they can't even speak french well.

everybody! point and laugh at the canucks!

	02-08-2002 22:46									#36
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And the point of all this is that those depressed, bad french speaking, crap at ice hockey losers BURNT DOWN YOUR CAPITOL!!! So don't give me all that we lost one war to the crapauds bullshit! OK! NOW WHERE IS MY GOD DAMNED BEER!

	02-08-2002 22:56									#37
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it must be English women. I guess they are responsible for homosexualism too... But being English general, I'd send women abroad. Imaginge millions of English monsters invading f.e. Germany... After the news spread out, the war is over, the country is free to take...

	02-08-2002 22:57									#38
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quote: And they even pucked that up at the olympics.

Um... the won Gold... so how did they mess that up? It wasn't stylish enough?

And don't tell me you lost only once to the French. William the Conquerer was from Brittany!

	02-08-2002 22:58									#39
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Maudits anglais!

	02-08-2002 23:07									#40
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The Canadians won the gold? I resent you bringing facts into my rants, I was on a roll there. Now I can't think of any other nations to insult. I can't even really bring myself to do the Aussies.

Adn the Normans weren't French! For the sake of all the gods!

	02-08-2002 23:07									#41
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Close enough to French.

	02-08-2002 23:22									#42
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It's really sad when the finest historical achievement of a nation was a draw in a war. The treaty of ghent was status quo ante bellum. The war of the American Revolution, however, was a clear-cut U.S. victory.

So the scorecard


USA: 1 Win No loss, 1 Draw
Britian/Canada: No Wins, 1 Loss, 1 Draw



USA!

	02-08-2002 23:24									#43
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You guys can't even produce a decent boxer or tennis player anymore. You have to rely on us for that.

	02-08-2002 23:33									#44
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Ugh - the whaether is exciting really - wind -rain -wind- rain - wind -rain-wind-rain-wind-rain -wind - sunshine and wind -quiet but raining - oh yes there was sun a few days ago, but until I got out of the house it was raining again

And food - dear lord - how much damage a little water can do. I mean French are only on the other side. It is not that you had to conquer the other part of the world to find good cooks.

and women - well there is never enough of them anyway, especially those Asian women won't really rob you when you are with them, unlike the domestic stock .

	02-08-2002 23:34									#45
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We pride ourselves on being bad at sport, our entire philosophy is "It's the taking part that counts".

	02-08-2002 23:37									#46
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What was the name of the guy:

English Ski Jumper



Edwards "the eagle" or what

	02-08-2002 23:39									#47
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Without England the world would be without that special "it's fun because we tried group". Losers everywhere would be forlorn and despondant.

	02-08-2002 23:41									#48
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If there was no Wimbeldon - Goran Ivanisevic would be a lozer forever

and guess who he beat in the semi beacuse of English rain

	02-08-2002 23:41									#49
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It's OK to lose! Games are meant to be fun. You guys might win all the time but we enjoy ourselves.

	02-08-2002 23:45									#50
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Do you really?

	02-08-2002 23:45									#51
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If they wanted food, weather, and women, they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble and just taken Italy.

	02-08-2002 23:46									#52
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Nah, their football is too negative.

	02-08-2002 23:47									#53
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And MikeH enjoys himself all day and all night long.

	02-08-2002 23:49									#54
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I certainly do. Masturbating mainly. Nothing I love more at night or in the morning than whipping the old chap out, taking Captain Picard to warp speed and spraying sticky white love piss over my belly.

	02-08-2002 23:52									#55
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As long as the Shaker isn't involved I guess it's ok. because if the Shaker was involved that would be gay, and being gay is bad. And gay.

	02-08-2002 23:53									#56
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There's nothing gay about shaking milky white coconuts from the veiny love tree, we know what we're talking about. We still have foreskins!

	02-08-2002 23:55									#57
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Disease infested foreskins. And it is gay if your doing your shaking on a guy named Rich.

	02-08-2002 23:57									#58
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We have showers and baths, and we don't have sensationless sex. No wonder you hear so many American sportsmen saying things are better than sex! All the British athletes are too busy spanking their planks to train.

	03-08-2002 03:09									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Shi Huangdi So the scorecard USA: 1 Win No loss, 1 Draw Britian/Canada: No Wins, 1 Loss, 1 Draw USA!

America should play away sometime. Try to beat England on our home turf, no-one has done that since before your country was founded.

	03-08-2002 03:32									#60
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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin America should play away sometime. Try to beat England on our home turf, no-one has done that since before your country was founded.

Who would willingly take England?