10-08-2002 05:25									#1
	Chexz th33z savez, I iz 1337 deit33 b33ter givinz outz tipz Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Heyz d00dz, I iZ backz! Wiv th33 comingz of MPz, I iz gonna b33 h33r3 morez oftenz, az I n33dz t00 k33pz upz my 1337 reputationz az bezt player in th33 worldz accordingz t00 many p33plz (I woz votedz bezt playerz in worldz r33centl33z).

An33wayz, if an33 of j00 wantz t00 learnz from my experiencez, j00 are fr33 t00 azk. Considerz thiz an openz stratz threadz for MPz. I wi11 answerz queztionz az they comez.

P.S. If any of j00 doubtz my skillz l00kz at thiz recentz gamez from m33 on deit33 no lez. I iz roxxoringz the AIz! J00 try r33p33tingz thiz:

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	10-08-2002 05:36									#2
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	10-08-2002 05:44									#3
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Backz andz 1337erz than everz.

	10-08-2002 08:40									#4
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I w0nd3rz wh3n 1337z wi11 st0pz b33ing k3wl?

-=Vel=-
Such artistry! Such form!


Yeah.

	10-08-2002 10:15									#5
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10 out of 10.

[The Russians and the Americans agree... it's a miracle!]

	10-08-2002 15:37									#6
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Did we ever work out who's DL this is?

Come on Vel, own up ... we know it's you!

	10-08-2002 21:26									#7
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0h 0kayz...itz meeez....h0w d1d j00 kn0z?



-=Vel=-
(entirely kidding, by the way!)

	10-08-2002 22:45									#8
	Re: Chexz th33z savez, I iz 1337 deit33 b33ter givinz outz tipz Support Apolyton, buy Galactic Civilizations

quote: Originally posted by I-iZ-1337 Heyz d00dz, I iZ backz! Wiv th33 comingz of MPz, I iz gonna b33 h33r3 morez oftenz, az I n33dz t00 k33pz upz my 1337 reputationz az bezt player in th33 worldz accordingz t00 many p33plz (I woz votedz bezt playerz in worldz r33centl33z). An33wayz, if an33 of j00 wantz t00 learnz from my experiencez, j00 are fr33 t00 azk. Considerz thiz an openz stratz threadz for MPz. I wi11 answerz queztionz az they comez. P.S. If any of j00 doubtz my skillz l00kz at thiz recentz gamez from m33 on deit33 no lez. I iz roxxoringz the AIz! J00 try r33p33tingz thiz:

One question for native english sprekers:

Can somebody translate this to me?

Is it something how good player he is, and that he'll answer some questions, or what?

	10-08-2002 23:26									#9
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player1: Any secondgrader or above would write this something like that:

quote: Hey dudes, I am back. With the coming of MP, I am gonna be here more often, as I need to keep up my reputation as best player in the world according to many people (I was voted best player in the world recently). Anyway, if any of you wants to learn from my experiences, you are free to ask. Consider this an open strategy thread for multiplayer. I will answer questions as they come. PS: If any of you doubt my skills look at this recent game from me on deity no less. I am ruling the AIs. Try to repeat this.

	11-08-2002 01:35									#10
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thanks

	11-08-2002 02:09									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Velociryx I w0nd3rz wh3n 1337z wi11 st0pz b33ing k3wl? -=Vel=- Such artistry! Such form! Yeah.

Yoy seem to be pretty good at this, have you done this before?

Are you l33t too?

	11-08-2002 03:51									#12
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1337,

Regardless of your style of communication, your boasts irked me, so I had a look.

Are you kidding, or what??

Your city spacing is a mess. Your people are WAY unhappy and unproductive. Your best city is producing 66 shields on War Time footing. You've only got 4 luxuries... that you didn't plop a settler, or even a colony, on the incense is shameful. Why in god's name do you have all that forest so late in the game? And why is Oil Springs still working on an aqueduct? You got 2 GWs, whooppee!! For chrissake, you still have Spearmen and a Cat when you're on Tanks!!

Oh, and I noticed that America evidently slipped two cities into your early empire, within 4 tiles of your capitol.

What did you do, raze all the GW cities? The Aztecs still have an appr. 30% better score than you. And they're ahead of you on tech.

And this is on an almost-pangaea Tiny map with 3 AI civs.

Who voted you the best player... a kindergarten class?

Get ready for some schooling come MP... most everybody here and at CFC is gonna use you like Immortals do Spearmen.

	11-08-2002 04:13									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Theseus your boasts irked me

clearly

	11-08-2002 04:51									#14
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D00d, mericanz startedz wherez Allegen33z iz... it iz on deit33, no wayz t00 stopz them settlingz therez.

Unhap33nez iz cauzed by th33 warz w33r33nez... the cit33z are prod00cingz a11 theyz n33dz... tankz r allz I n33dz at thiz stagez. Th33 incenze woz fromz a f33w turnz agoz locatedz underz an Aztecz cit33z. Oil srpingz woz a pop rush cit33, so itz gonna b33 underdevelopzed. Th33 catz woz capturzed andz th33 sp33rmanz iz a11 th33 defenze I n33dz on thatz sidez.

I roxxored th33 Aztecz not longz agoz... theyz lozt all th33r wonder cit33z. Razezed themz allz.

Az for j00r boazting j00 try d00ing thiz on deit33... whyz don't w33 both playz a gamez, tin33 mapz deit33 onz th33 samez maps, letz s33 wh00 duz betterz. I iz th33 greatezt in th33 worldz by farz.

BTW I wi11 roxxorz j00 in MPz.

	11-08-2002 05:04									#15
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ROTFL... seriously, I fell outta my chair. Thanks, man, I needed that!

I will give you credit, deity's a *****.

Why don;t you join in on some of the group games we've been playing; I've seen your commentary before, and some of its very good.

But PLEASE try to cut down on 1) the elite stuff, and 2) the attitude. Everyone (almost) here is pretty cool, and just wants to learn from / with each other.

And in MP... I think we'll all be surprised.

	11-08-2002 15:31									#16
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Hmm, if I even plan to play MP vs "elite dude guy" I'll need to first find the unversal translator.

On the other hand, having opponents which are as good diplomats as aliens could be an interesting chanllenge.

	11-08-2002 18:37									#17
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I iZ 2 1337 4 dipl0mac33.

	11-08-2002 20:31									#18
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You talkin' to me?

	11-08-2002 22:06									#19
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Where's Aeson?

	11-08-2002 22:12									#20
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Heres a 1337 game for everyone to chew on.
1337er then anything

	11-08-2002 23:35									#21
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ROTFFFLMFAO he gotz s000 luck33z in thatz gamez.. th33 Zimbabwez capturez, th33 GL for a FPz soonz afterz, th33 AI warz h33 couldz benefitz offz. I'dz playz thatz mapz t00 ifz I hadz a fazt enoughz pcz. h00ge mapz iz t00 slowz on thiz pcz.

Eitherz wayz, I willz roxxorz j00 in mpz.

	12-08-2002 00:20									#22
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quote: Originally posted by I-iZ-1337 I iZ 2 1337 4 dipl0mac33.

(I think I understood that one: "Too much elite for diplomacy", right?)

I gues I'll make a MPP with all other human players against you in that case.

	12-08-2002 01:01									#23
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Its not about me. You probably could beat me. Yes he got lucky, but he did start on an iceberg and won the game by domination. Your game didn't start on an iceberg, and you are behind in tech, and behind in score with only 2 GW.

	12-08-2002 01:59									#24
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I have often found....no....strike that....I have always found that people who feel the need to point out their own greatness are either compensating for some deficiency or meglomaniacal. Just a quiet observation on an idle Sunday afternoon.

-=Vel=-

PS: You see, the fundamental difference between you and say, Aeson, is that he shared his game not to brag on his immense skill (which he has in spades, by the way), but rather, to teach others to rise to that level. IMO, the world needs more patient teachers and fewer "elites."

-V.

	12-08-2002 02:07									#25
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All true, all true.

I would add that a boast here or there is OK, but only when it can be backed up. For instance, Aeson's recent thread on GWs... not that he was really boasting, but I was blown away at his claim that he could build all the GWs (on monarch, I think). But there is doubt that he can... now that, my friends, is elite.

	12-08-2002 02:50									#26
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I have been staying away from this thread on purpose.

1337 is just a troll, trying to make fun of someone (or the strategy forum regulars in general) in his own little way. His word choice is too 'good' (in a standard literary sense) to be attributed to the mindless drones who actually do type this way on various boards and chat lines. A person can fake bad language skills, but it's pretty hard to fake good ones.

I know a guy who does a really good job at this type of thing. His choice of words, and variations on spellings is hillarious. Actually takes a lot of intellegence to do well.

Vel is right on as usual. All the postings here at the strategy forum are just people helping others understand the game better. 1337's parody doesn't apply. I do have some ego issues, but they don't have anything to do with computer gaming at least.

	12-08-2002 06:17									#27
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I iz way 2 1337 4 languagez. 1337nez comez fromz th33 skillz I haz dem0nstratedz in thiz threadz... I iZ tr00l33 a 1337 haxxorz ifz I haz madez up th33z savez... m33 thinkz j00 iz a11 jealoz if j00 iz tryinz t00 bringz m33 downz.

Az I saidz, j00 plaze th33 cha11engez onz th33 tablez, talkz iz cheapz, actionz sp33k louderz thanz wordz, I wi11z showz j00 whatz I canz d00.

	12-08-2002 06:27									#28
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Actions do indeed speak louder than words. And the MOMENT we see some actual words in your posts, we might be inclined to take a bit of action!

-=Vel=-

	12-08-2002 07:48									#29
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quote: Originally posted by I-iZ-1337 I iz way 2 1337 4 languagez.

Then why don't you, oh superior God of Civ3 and Apolyton, come down on earth to explain us, humble mortals, in a universally understandable language

we aren't all "iizway213374languagez", you know

why you feel too good to spare us from the waste of time and effort to comprehend what you are actually saying?


Seriously, why? ... Some serious reasoning please ...

Fair?
AJ

	12-08-2002 09:28									#30
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1337,

You set out a challenge for me... fine.

Do the map.