10-09-2002 01:16									#331
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In case you were wondering, the marshmallows are all gone. Its been 3 days, for goodness sake.

I have a Gobstopper if you like

	10-09-2002 01:17									#332
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This place equipped with a vomitorium?

	10-09-2002 01:19									#333
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It's in the back next to Snoggo's apartment.

Here's your puffs, Tia. Sorry it took so long to fix them.

	10-09-2002 01:22									#334
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Fantastic. I'm watching my figure.

I need all of the Hostess and Little Debbie products that you can muster.

	10-09-2002 02:51									#335
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damn..the newbie is gone....
*is glad she had icre cream to cool her off in this heat*
is it safe to come out yet?

	10-09-2002 06:31									#336
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*wanders in, carrying own birthday cake*

*sits down in relatively non-wartorn section of the Coffee shop and munches on cake*

*observes newbie-beating and resurrection of Immortal OWmbat from his ashes calmly, while gun-wielding maniacs go on insane rampages around Coffee Shop*

	10-09-2002 12:05									#337
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat **walks around the bar sizing up the newbie** **tsk tsk tsk** Never mess with a 5 headed dragon who is in pain......lots of pain. And since I'm in so much pain I would like to return the favor!! **takes deep breath and swings baseball bat all at the same time** **smashes his hands so he can no longer pull dragons teeth** **fireballs the newbies balls**

few minutes later
Stranger get up from the floor, his robe a bit burned
Don't play a games with me dragon. You think you can scare me
I am a wanderer. I was in many places and saw a lot of battles.....also I killed a couple of dragons before.
for a second the dragon looks scared, she sees two red flashes instead of stranger's eyes. She can't see his face because of hood.

I have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage.
So, get lost or I'll increase my dragon's account.

Bartender, tell me about this dance. And by the way what is DL?

	10-09-2002 15:48									#338
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newbie gunna get deaded. i only mess wid da dragon cos I'm immortal...

	10-09-2002 18:27									#339
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Stranger, you are SO dead.

	10-09-2002 18:30									#340
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin is it safe to come out yet?

Not yet. Tia isn't finished with the newbie yet.

loin: The vomitorium is self serve only. Get the cake products yourself.

	10-09-2002 18:31									#341
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Is the slurred speech an aftereffect of ressurecting yourself from the dead, IW?

	10-09-2002 18:57									#342
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DD, I think you've misunderstood the concept of the Immortality of our Marsupial friend. He does not die and resurrect; he can't die, he's immortal. He just can't be killed, that's all. The slurred speech originates probably from that barrel of ale he took to cool his body down.

	10-09-2002 18:58									#343
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Hmmm, but I distinctly remember sweeping his ashes off the floor.

	10-09-2002 19:12									#344
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Well that complicates things a bit. Maybe his consciousness was transported from his almost-torched body to a new one? I bet you that there are millions of spare Wombats hidden in the Infintely Large Storeroom.

	10-09-2002 19:14									#345
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That's probably it.

	10-09-2002 20:17									#346
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The DL dance! Do the DL dance!

* H Tower grabs the jkebox and starts shoving quarters into it.

	10-09-2002 20:51									#347
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* MrWhereItsAt gets down with the DL dance until he hears the thumping of large Dragon Feet.

Ah, I might just have a drink in the smoker's corner. Wouldn't want newbie ashes all over me.

* MrWhereItsAt takes out exceptionally large cigar and awaits his many coloured Absinthes.

Hey Tower - gimme a party hat. The fireworks to come will demand we wear party hats.

	10-09-2002 22:01									#348
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It's been a while. I'll have a bucket of coffee, please.

	10-09-2002 22:03									#349
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Decaf or no?

	10-09-2002 22:08									#350
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quote: Originally posted by Str.anger few minutes later Stranger get up from the floor, his robe a bit burned Don't play a games with me dragon. You think you can scare me I am a wanderer. I was in many places and saw a lot of battles.....also I killed a couple of dragons before. for a second the dragon looks scared, she sees two red flashes instead of stranger's eyes. She can't see his face because of hood. I have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage. So, get lost or I'll increase my dragon's account. Bartender, tell me about this dance. And by the way what is DL?

**tia looks at her fingernails in shear repugnation**
Looks scared.....looks scared???

My dear little fool. The one and only thing that could possibly scare me are my teenage children past that.........YOU LOOSE!!

You incepid little dottering fool Do you honestly think anything you can say or do would have one iota of an effect on me?!?!!! I've survived over 500 years, teenage children, PMS, child birth and no CHOCOLATE IN THE HOUSE TO SPEAK OF as well as I am a mage on top of being a dragon so.......**tia flicks her talon as if to flick off an annoying little bug**

You may have a great tolerance to pain and resistance to physical and fire damage.......but you are no match for me.

**Tia takes out her baseball bat which magicaly changes into her staff**

**bends over with staff and begins mumbling words as she grows taller and taller**

**looks down on Str.anger and sees him quaking in fear**

**Tia unleashes a spell like none other ever seen in recorded memeory in the coffee shop......the whole shop begins to spin out of control as if being pulled into a green swirling mass**

DINO....KASS.....H TOWER......HANG ON YOU GUYS

**at that moment Str.anger is sucked into the green swirling mass and is pulled down into the abyss**

CRACK......AND A VERY LOUD POP!

A quivering mass of goo appears where Str. anger was standing. Suddenly it takes it's shape. There stands a unicycle with a mouth for a seat so that everyone can put their ass where his mouth was.

**wipes hands and returns staff back to it's original form**

Dino set me up some puffs I worked up a powerful thirst.

So H Tower how've you been?

	10-09-2002 22:12									#351
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Just give me a minute for the room to stop spinning and I'll get on those puffs.

	10-09-2002 22:14									#352
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Decaf or no?

Regular. I've never seen the point of decaf.

	10-09-2002 23:00									#353
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Cripes. I have a tummy ache. Can ye suggest anything?

	10-09-2002 23:43									#354
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Here's a bucket of my finest Columbian coffee, Murgatroyd. Drink it in good health.

Hands Kass some Tums.

	10-09-2002 23:45									#355
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Starts making puffs for the dragon because of here masterful skill at being a bouncer.

	10-09-2002 23:57									#356
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"Tums". How... inventive.

*downs some*

	11-09-2002 00:32									#357
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quote: Originally posted by Tiamat So H Tower how've you been?

Been good, except that I now have newbie ashes on me


* H Tower gives MWIA a party hat

	11-09-2002 01:16									#358
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Murgatroyd sighting!! Always comes out in the coffee shop.

What's the 199th decimal place of pi again, I forget

	11-09-2002 01:17									#359
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* Immortal Wombat dusts stranger off self, picks self up, muches gobstopper

	11-09-2002 04:23									#360
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199th? I don't know that one; I only have 120 memorized.