11-09-2002 05:18									#361
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*wanders back into Coffee Shop, clothes torn to shreds*

Whoa. Nice spell Tia, just don't do that again. I don'tt hink even immortality ca take much more of being thrown from the Coffee Shop into teh distant lands of Mordor....

*walks up to bar, seats self on stool*

Chocolate milkshake please.

*looks at Murg*

Hello! How are you, my Seti-crunching, coffee-bucket chugging frined?

	11-09-2002 11:55									#362
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quote: A quivering mass of goo appears where Str. anger was standing. Suddenly it takes it's shape. There stands a unicycle with a mouth for a seat so that everyone can put their ass where his mouth was

Few minutes later…

Quivering mass of goo start moving. Drops from all over the shop start to flow and form a solid mass. Within a minute this mass become a Stranger’s figure again. Stranger stay still and suppose to speaking with itself:
-Status
…ready
-damage
…0.00%
regeneration cycle
…over
- Master, the infiltration is over…. Environment is hostile…Target present…awaiting orders.
…responding voice sounds very similar…
-Await further instructions. I’m coming. Over.
Stranger: Yes, master.

Stranger stay still in silence.

	11-09-2002 11:56									#363
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*Boom*
Shadowstrike falling from his stool unconscious
Serb steps from the shadows…
Serb: You see Shadowstrike, you are not the only one who can strike from shadows. Two can play this game. Never call me a gun-wielding maniac again.
...
Serb: And now ladies and gentleman, let me introduce a SSM-1001 to you. It’s a "Siberdyne Systems Model 1001" or "Sibernator S-1001". This sample have code name "Strong anger" or "Str.anger". It’s Russian respond to your "Skynet" program. It’s highly technological, highly intelligent and extremely dangerous cybernetic organism, made of liquid metal. Aside its American counterpart its highly resistant to high and low temperatures and have a couple of other features too, but it’s top secret information, sorry. S-1001 is indestructible and sure your magic can’t harm him.
So, ladies and gentleman enjoy the show and...
Welcooooome to maaaagic woooorld of Siiiibernator.
.....
Serb: Str.anger what’s your mission?

Last edited by Str.anger on 11-09-2002 at 16:03

	11-09-2002 12:10									#364
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S-1001: must kill DinoDoc…Must kill DinoDoc….MUST KILL DINODOC…..
*Stranger approaching to bartender*

Serb: Very good, first play with him a little.

S-1001: Understood.
*Stranger approaching to bartender grab him and throw him through entire shop.*

*DD in flight: Noooooooooo……BANG......DD hit the wall.
Stranger is already here. Grabs him again and throw him in another wall’s direction.
DD in flight: Noooooooooo……*

Proud Serb’s voice: That’s my boy

*.....BANG.....
DD hit another wall.
Stranger throws him again.
DD in flight: …he is silent…
***BANG BOOM BANG***
DD’s body hit the wall, made a hole in it and disappeared outside.*

Serb: go and find him.

S-1001: mission?
Serb: Seek and destroy.
S-1001: Got it.
*Stranger is disappearing in hole*

*Serb opens a bottle of vodka, *

Serb: It’s much better now. Now I love this place, it’s so quiet here now…
*weak DD voice from outside *
DD:... please….please…don’t do it…..Noooooooooo……

Serb: Get him boy:
*Serb grabs a bottle of vodka and going outside to watch the show*

Last edited by Str.anger on 11-09-2002 at 15:45

	11-09-2002 22:57									#365
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me thinks Serb has a new DL that he is playing with

* H Tower walks out of the shop in disgust

	11-09-2002 23:10									#366
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Str.anger doesn't realize that DinoDoc isn't vulnerable to the power of DLs.

	11-09-2002 23:40									#367
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower me thinks Serb has a new DL that he is playing with * H Tower walks out of the shop in disgust

Hmmm... this does mean that Serb can after all spell... but what's startling is the fact that the DL dance was executed for a proper reason.

	11-09-2002 23:43									#368
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Here's your shake, SS. I don't want to eat your brains anymore.

	12-09-2002 05:09									#369
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*Shadowstrike walks out from shadows, take milkshake*

Thanks DinoDoc... *examines corpse*

Hmm must be another clone. I thought I told the Brain to shut off the cloning machine 36 Coffee Shops ago.

*looks at Serb/Stranger*

Ahh now to deal with you...

*walls reach out and crush said beings, turning them into mindless zombies*

*mindless zombies are smitten automatically by SmiteMaster 2000 Coffee Shop Security system*

*drinks milkshake*

	12-09-2002 07:11									#370
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Basssshtardzzzzz...
... I'll bi packkkk.
*walks away like a zombi*

Last edited by Serb on 12-09-2002 at 07:28

	12-09-2002 07:13									#371
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SS, cyborgs don't have mind they have CPU instead of it....
....wait for me master. I must heal you.
*walks away*
- I'll be back too.

Last edited by Str.anger on 12-09-2002 at 07:21

	12-09-2002 11:09									#372
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quote: Originally posted by Serb Basssshtardzzzzz... ... I'll bi packkkk. *walks away like a zombi*

Quick everyone, I saw the Evil Dead movies.....

It's time to go find some chainsaws and shotguns for when they come back.



Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

	12-09-2002 12:22									#373
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Bruce Campbell's voice with Serb's accent in your head
It's my favorite line...hahahahahahaha
and this one too- " all right you primitives, this is my boomstick"

evil wisper
.....I'll be baaaaack....sooooon...

	12-09-2002 16:24									#374
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quote: Originally posted by Serb evil wisper .....I'll be baaaaack....sooooon...

* MrWhereItsAt , shockingly, sips his absinthe

Yeah, I know what's next. "You'll swallow my soul", right?


Well hello Mr Fancy Pants.


Come get some.

	12-09-2002 18:56									#375
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt Oh, and practice your one liners. Dibs on "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

If you watched the other version, it was: "I may be good, but not that good"

but i like yours better MWIA

I call "Hail to the King Baby" So who should I say it to?
* H Tower looks around shop, sees Tia.
Hi Tia

	12-09-2002 19:11									#376
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Gurk!

*falls over*

	12-09-2002 19:32									#377
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quote: Originally posted by H Tower I call "Hail to the King Baby" So who should I say it to? * H Tower looks around shop, sees Tia. Hi Tia

So you think "Gimme some sugar baby" is a little too far with a quasi-immortal honest-to-God dragon who runs a coffee shop and has recently had major dental work to remove the remnants of several Knights from her teeth?

* MrWhereItsAt stop and sips his absinthe again. A minute passes.

You may be right there, H Tower.

	12-09-2002 20:10									#378
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quote: Originally posted by Shadowstrike I thought I told the Brain to shut off the cloning machine 36 Coffee Shops ago.

He did. I turned it back on. I've also installed fail-safes to keep it from being turned off. So don't get any ideas.

Prepares defenses to deal with Serb's next dl

	13-09-2002 03:39									#379
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt So you think "Gimme some sugar baby" is a little too far with a quasi-immortal honest-to-God dragon who runs a coffee shop and has recently had major dental work to remove the remnants of several Knights from her teeth? * MrWhereItsAt stop and sips his absinthe again. A minute passes. You may be right there, H Tower.

to tell you the truth, i forgot about that one since it was just aftrer i woke up. thankgoodness

	13-09-2002 03:41									#380
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*is giggling under the bar at the silliness*

	13-09-2002 07:42									#381
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt Yeah, I know what's next. "You'll swallow my soul", right?

The same evil wisper
...righhhhtttttt....

	13-09-2002 07:44									#382
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quote: Originally posted by DinoDoc Prepares defenses to deal with Serb's next dl

voice in DD head

....you was unable to deal with my previous dl, sukeeeeeeer. Next dl will be the last.....

	13-09-2002 10:58									#383
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin *is giggling under the bar at the silliness*

devil munchkins on the other hand... I've never heard anything dangerous about devilmunchkins before. They sound so cute.

Gimme some sugar baby!

	13-09-2002 12:04									#384
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i dun wanna say hello to your boomstick!!!
*taps her mini-pitch fork and flies up to the top of a book shelf for safety....
but goes ahead and blows a kiss to h tower from there*

	13-09-2002 13:19									#385
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin i dun wanna say hello to your boomstick!!! *taps her mini-pitch fork and flies up to the top of a book shelf for safety.... but goes ahead and blows a kiss to h tower from there*

* MrWhereItsAt raises an eyebrow as H Tower turns a brilliant red

*A bucket of ice-cold water dumps itself on H Tower

*H Tower shrieks

Looks like you needed that cold shower there, Tower.

	13-09-2002 18:57									#386
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quote: Originally posted by Serb ....you was unable to deal with my previous dl, sukeeeeeeer. Next dl will be the last.....

I am not vulnerable to the powers of DLs my serbian friend. House Rules.

	13-09-2002 22:54									#387
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quote: Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt Looks like you needed that cold shower there, Tower.

looks like you need an emotion transplant MWIA

	14-09-2002 01:02									#388
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Starts mixing drinks

	14-09-2002 04:24									#389
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dd...can't you hovercraft a virgin strawberry daquiri up here...
to unwind after a hecktic week...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

	14-09-2002 04:43									#390
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Can I have a WC refill please