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DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sep 1999
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Apolyton Coffee Shop Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Looks at the desiccated husk of a once great institution



Gentlemen, we can make it better than before. We have the technology and the will to do so. Who's with me!

Now on to the first order of business, I'm now taking application for a new bartender.

Ming is offline Ming
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Since the last owner hasn't been able to keep the door open... feel free.

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Sep 2000
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Whats the pay?

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Free drinks.

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Could be dangerous.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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since your the owner dino, and you don't have any employees, give me a cup of coffee, its way to early to be up when i i have nothing to do. and if you want to add a little of the strong stuff, that would be ok too

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Slides H Tower a cup of Irish coffee

How do you like it?

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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*drinks*

ahhh, much better thank you

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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**catches the smell of fresh coffee through all ten nostrils**

Hmmmm.....could it be? Naaaa....but I wonder does this mean the coffee shop is open. I guess I'll mosey on down there and see if I'm dreaming.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Sees Tia mosey in

No, you aren't dreaming Tia. I've taken over the lease and I'm reopening the shop.

Now, what can I get a legendary multi-headed dragon, such as yourself, to drink?

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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**clasps hands in joy** **begins to bounce all over coffee shop**

I'll have a Mucho Mocha Flurry with a shot of esspreso on top please

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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*ducks under the bouncing dragon's tail*

*mutters about allowing animals into the coffeeshop*

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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Cleans the damge caused by the bouncing spree of a dragon

**Slides Tia her drink**

I gave you a double shot of esspresso, since your the most customer I've had so far.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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*mutters about allowing animals into the coffeeshop*
**Dares H Tower to tell a dragon to leave**

It would at least provide some entertainment for the rest of the customers.

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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*ducks under the bouncing dragon's tail*

*mutters about allowing animals into the coffeeshop*


Hey now! I've been coming in here for a while. I am not an animal........I'm a Princess! Don't make me take out my bat.

Thanks Dino and sorry about the mess. I'll keep my bouncing down to a minimum.

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Thanks Dino and sorry about the mess. I'll keep my bouncing down to a minimum.


I hear that from all the ladies

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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**Dares H Tower to tell a dragon to leave**

It would at least provide some entertainment for the rest of the customers.


Dang dragon! Upsetting my coffee break! Get Out!
*points towards the door*

DarthVeda is offline DarthVeda
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Jan 1970
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This means war!

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
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tia seems to be offline now so i guess i survived!

better leave before she comes back.
*heads for the exit quickly*

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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Dang dragon! Upsetting my coffee break! Get Out!
*points towards the door*


**burst into tears** You big meanine! Fine I'll leave.

**walks towards the door**

**PMS MOOD SWING**

**all five heads do a full 360 rotation and flames emit from all ten nostrils**

YOU PUNY LITTLE INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE......DID I MENTION LITTLE AS IN YOUR PENIS SIZE!!!!!

Batter up!!!
Here let me warm that coffee up for you we wouldn't want it to get cold now would we.

**flash fries H Tower's coffee mug and hand**

**mood swing over**

There that's better. Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter

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There that's better. Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter


And unfortunately
I hear that from all the ladies too

chegitz guevara is offline chegitz guevara
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Ft. Lauderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
Jun 2000
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cg pops in with bandalero and AK-47. "I liberate this coffee shop in the name of the oppressed peasants and workers of Apolyton! . . . oh, and I'll take a triple decaf espresso mocha iced with skim milk please, thank you."

H Tower is offline H Tower
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guess i didn't leave soon enough. stupid stealth view.

quote:
**flash fries H Tower's coffee mug and hand**

[strangled voice]water, please[/strangled voice]
*dino gives H Tower water*

quote:
Awwww does itty bitty little one want me to kiss it and make it all bwwweeter


yes please

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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**Sneaks up behind chegitz and smashes his weapons with her famous baseball bat**

OPpppsss sorry chegitz. Damn mood swings.

Ok H Tower I guess it's the least I can do after flash frying your hand. So whip it out and I'll kiss it

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Dino whispers to che that he doesn't have any workers to oppress as of yet and then hands him the drink he ordered.

H Tower is offline H Tower
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Dino! after insulting the princess, the least i can do is buy her another drink, give her whatever she wants, especially since she's kissing my "owie"

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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OOOOOoooOOOOoooooo a man after my own heart. Free drinks! I'll kiss anything you want for free drinks.

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"Mmmm, good drink."

*takes a few ice cubes and puts them down Tia's back*

"This should take care of your hot flashes."

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Mar 2000
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**shudders** Ahhhhhhh that feels much better. Don't forget my talons. A dragon could get used to this

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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Well I'm off......as if that's ever been open for debate To many errands to run for the little dragons. Hold the fort and try not to get into to many fights while I'm gone.

 
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