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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:12
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GRRR! Stupid @#$% ISP!  They've disconnected me AGAIN! Snarl !! Sorry, guys  . I will be back up and running shortly, and play my turn in about 10 hours.
Hey, Jon! Whaddya mean, deceitful?! Have you reduced your military readiness yet?? Hmmm?!? We are a peaceful nation, and only built up in strength to deter the aggressive English from invasion. It is the Australians that fear deceit by the English after a history of breaking agreements . We have only reduced our military readiness to "on alert", due to our lack of trust of the English, and consider our action to be a huge leap of faith as it should have been the English who reduced their military readiness first. However, be warned that if the English betray Australia, they will find a defence of insurmountable proportions, and will suffer greatly as a result.
Also, did we beat you in the beach wallyball or something? Just because Bondi beach fills up with Pommies every New Year's doesn't mean you own that you own the place  Actually, i want to put in a team of fat people just to make their officials rue their stupid rules of skimpy attire 
Well, i'm all olympic-ed out after two weeks of partying, cheering, and drinking in our huge international love-fest that it turned out to be. People talking to each other on trains, no traffic jams, strangers meeting in the street, drunken Aussies adopting unfortunate foreign athletes who happened to stroll too close to them (as i saw on more than one occasion), everyone chanting "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, oi, oi, oi!" and breaking out into the national anthem for no apparent reason. I'm suffering the post-olympic blues!
It was bigger than Ben Hur! No more being the centre of the universe  What will we do now? Anyway, we beat the Poms, we beat the Canadians, we beat the Kiwis, we beat ALL of europe. We even beat the Yanks in an event which they'd never ever been beaten in before.
Anyway, i'm back at work now, so i better go and do something
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:12
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LIES!!
What feeble excuses the English have used to invade the peaceful Australian empire! Since when do border guards constitute justification for all-out war?!?? The only reason units were near Hastings was in anticipation of an English invasion, which materialised in form of an entire army marching on Yattehyatteh!
With such a huge border to defend, and an absence of information on where the invasion was to come from, it was a pertinent decision, and entirely consistent with sound defensive patterns.
There is no justification in invading Australia, as Australia has never initiated war with England, unlike England, whose militaristic history precedes them! The meglomania of St. Jon brings to question the dubious circumstances surrounding the downfall of the previous English leader Steve Bunn, who proved to be peaceful and honourable, unlike St. Jon. What sort of evil happenings took place at this time at the hands of St. Jon??
Following is the history of England St. Jon's dubious rise to power;-
Since his rise to power, England has had delusions of greatness and has followed an agenda of world domination and conquest. The horrific occupation of Native America and the preceding ruthless war sent shockwaves throughout the world. Australian peacekeepers were attacked without warning or provocation, and their deaths have not been forgotten.
Despite please for mercy, Native America was subject to genocide on a massive scale. Is it surprising that Australia deployed troops to provide advanced warning of imminent attack by the English? Another peace treaty was proposed to avoid war and halt military build-up on both sides. This failed to stop England from continuing their military build-up, so, in order to calm relations between our empires even further, a stand-down agreement was reached, but while the gesture was honoured by the ADF, the English exploited the opportunity by invading Australia and subjecting our people to yet more genocide!
It is clear to the world that the English are, under the iron-fist rule of St.Jon, just a bunch of savage, treacherous, lying, back-stabbing power-mad demons from HELL!!! The English empire is the epitomy of evil and must be subdued at all costs!
In war news, the battle of Yattehyatteh has been been ferocious and resulted in a great loss of lives by both sides so far, but the brave defenders of Yattehyatteh have held out against a massive English army in what amounts to our first real victory against the English war machine. Many awards for bravery will surely be awarded for the heroism that was on display by the Australian troops, some so heroic they may even be awarded the prestigious Lung Cross for unnatural bravery. We won the battle, but the fight to save Yattehyatteh from the evil clutches of St.Jon is far from over, with a large contingent of English Jackboots still looming over the great Australian city.
The battle of Yattehyatteh will go down in history as the battle which saw humanity take second place to pure unadulterated greed by St.Jon the Demonic.
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