28-11-2000 16:50									#1
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Turn 201 to Matthew.

	29-11-2000 00:06									#2
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Do you really wish knowledge of your latest defeats to enter into the public domain?

	02-12-2000 07:38									#3
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Turn 202 to Lung.

The English 'Salvation Army' marches ever onward. Oh what a jewel we espy within our grasp! Having successfully severed the Heretics vile Empire in two we really are obviously down to the mopping up operations with 'Warriors' attempting to halt the passage of an entire Army Group.

All is well in the North and East with Stratford liberated and the investment of Halfstead already begun surely the Nordic Barbarians are close to breaking point.

My Generals assure me that, if we can manage better than a Turn a week, it'll be Christmas in Sydney and New Years Day in Trondheim!

Goodwill to All
Pope Jon, Holy English Empire.

	03-12-2000 18:40									#4
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Brave Australian warriors show they have balls bigger than St. Jon's evil, black heart!

Turn 202 to Matthew the Mighty.

	05-12-2000 23:26									#5
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Turn 203 to Loathsome Lung the Cruel.

The ever onward march of the 'Salvation Army' continues apace and the poor, long oppressed, people of Bulganderine can soon look forward to a life free from the terrible heritic teachings of the 'Vile Atheist Communists'. Oh what a day of Thanksgiving shall be held to celebrate the capture of the only worthwhile Australian Metropolis!

Pope Jon, Holy English Empire.

	08-12-2000 04:19									#6
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The ignorant savages of England can't even spell the name of their intended target! Meanwhile, the brave soldiers of Bulgandramine brace themselves for an expected massive onslaught. Many weary veterans are providing guidance to the brave young men of Bulgandramine who are valiantly trying to save thier great city from the clutches of the evil English

The evil of St. Jon apparently knows no bounds, as his crazed troops throw their lives away without regard for themselves. They must be truly posessed by the devil himself!

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The ease with which the brave men and women of 'The Salvation Army' have swept aside the pitiful Australian Army, if it even merits the name, is astonishing. To think that three Army Groups, plus support, were earmarked for this campaign and but one has been called upon to fight. It is a shame that the appalling infrastructure of the 'Heathen Dogs' has slowed redeployment and made the journey to Brisbane a long and wearisome one.

We thank the Nordic Barbarians for their kind donation to the English pool of knowledge and the bloodless, for England anyway, cessation of Halstead. At least, hopeless and helpless though they were, the defenders died like men rather than the cringing dogs of the South!

Pope Jon, HEE.

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Turn 204 to Matthew

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Turn 205 to Lung the Nefarious.

The opening salvo on that pit of sin and depravity that is, for now, called Bulgandramine. The War, if it could even be called such, against the Australians is all but finished. Severed in two can they survive?

The Barbarians fair little better, though at least they have put up a fight, for another two Cities are mine and the 'surprise' that I was promised has failed to appear. It is sad but they seem now to have taken to the habits of their craven allies and chosen to flee rather than fight making a War little more than a mopping up operation.

Pope Jon, HEE.

	16-12-2000 00:32									#10
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Turn 206 to Lung the Loathsome.

Another City falls to the forces of righteousness and just who needs to worry about Science when you get a bonus with every little pilgrimage you make.

Bulgandramine's days as a bastion of secular atheistic repression are very definitely comming to an abrupt end with the only question being just how many soldiers the Dictator is prepared to sacrifice in it's forlorn defence.

Pope Jon, HEE.

	16-12-2000 00:46									#11
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Is this the same "St Jon the Holy" that has been lecturing the leaders of "LOVE CONQUERS?" on kindness, love, and humanity??? No. It must be someone impersonating him. Hey you impersonator! The REAL St Jon is going to be MAD AS HELL when he finds out you've blasphemed his name!!


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	16-12-2000 03:13									#12
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Hmm, the English are claening up the board. I wrned you what would happen if Jon was not confronted earlier.

	16-12-2000 17:24									#13
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The English have as their spiritual and temporal leader His Holiness Pope Jon I. Whilst His Holiness has read the Book of Jon and uses it as his moral guide he interprets it in a somewhat more 'Crusading' vein than others. The 'Sainted One' has indeed manifested himself to the Pope upon many occassions pleading that he adopt a less 'vigourous' campaigning style but to no avail.

Indeed the exiled leader of the 'Primitives' has proven his point. The folly of others to ignore his wise council has indeed proven costly though I fear there is still much blood left to be spilled before 'righteousness' can finally prevail.

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Turn 206 to Mathias

Oh, and Swissy - yeah, yeah, i told you so, blah, blah.....okay, so you were right, goddammit!

	21-12-2000 23:23									#15
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Turn 207 to Lung the Loathesome.

At last The Barbarians show that they still have some fight left in them. A worthy foe is always so much more satisfying to crush than a cringing dog as they who currently occupy the South. 'Tis sad that none of the Barbarians will be able to return home to recount the tales of their bravery but c'est la garde!

It would seem that there is a question as to just who I will capture Bulgandramine from. The City has been in constant Riot for the last five Turns. Still there are still Heretics to kill there so The Lord's work must continue to be done.

Pope Jon, HEE

	22-12-2000 00:48									#16
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c'est la garde?

c'est la guerre??????? (maybe wrong spelled again, as french in NOT my language eiher).

Ages ago - most french classhours were "moved" to Lincoln, that was a little inn in Copenhagen at that time - beers and billards. Much time and money was spend there with my friends


King before New Year!!!!!!
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	22-12-2000 02:34									#17
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It's Xmas and I have Montpanasse upon my mind!

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Turn 207 to Mathew

	27-12-2000 03:06									#19
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Turn 208 to Lung the Heretic.

Upon liberating the City of Bulgandramine we find the full horror of the Heathen teachings of the 'Dispicable One'! The vile word, 'Communism', was first heard by the pious folk of England and they were mightily offended.

It looks as though the 'Heathen Dogs' of the South do possess an Army after all, if it deserves the name, and all seems set fair for the biggest act of English Genocide since we first visited Tasmania!

The next victory against the 'Barbarians' looks likely to be scored with the taking of Lund. One can only wonder just how much they have left to lose? At least they have been considerate enough to provide us with some of the Infrastructure neccessary to successfully redeploy our Troops without too many problems. Why only Roads though? Both of our Attackers have possessed Railroad Technology for many years and yet neither seems to have bothered to put it to good use. Think of my poor footsore Infantry you heartless swine!

Pope Jon I, HEE.

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Turn 209 to the 'Loathesome One'.

Yet another Australian City falls with barely a shot fired! At least the pitiful heretics have shown the balls to initiate some form of resistance but with only so few how do they expect to conquer?

As ever, the Nordic Barbarians continue to offer meaningful opposition to the 'Salvation Army', so much so that lunch in Lund has had to be delayed for another Turn. We salute you poor people for though you may not have learnt yet how to live you have indeed mastered the art of dying very well.

Pope Jon I, HEE

	10-01-2001 04:36									#21
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At last Turn 210.

More Australian dead litter the field and Barbarian Ships rest upon the seabed. Lund is now fully invested and casualties are mounting.

With Lund secured and the Battle of New Brighton won both of the aggressor nations will be finished.

Pope Jon, HEE.

	15-01-2001 03:20									#22
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Turn 212 to Lung.

At last Lund is liberated and the Viking Fleet destroyed!


What's odd's will you give me, Lung, that it's all over by 225? I'll give you odds-on for 230 but you'll have to offer better than 5/1 for 220.

	15-01-2001 03:47									#23
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The brave soldiers of the 3rd Australian division fight on against overwhelming odds, with the satanic Engish hordes arriving in ever-increasing numbers. The 2nd Brigade were forced to retreat to a new position, while the 3rd Brigade continue to inflict heavy casualties among the English, although the heretic English seem to replace them as fast as we can kill them.

THEY ARE TRULY POSSESSED!!!

As for defeating Australia by turn 225 - ha! Australians will still be free from the clutches of English oppression come turn 230, rest assured. So far, the only thing defeating us is the ridiculous "war discontent", which now stands at around a ludicrous 7 ( ), and thus prevents us from adequately defending ourselves. We console ourselves in the knowledge that our departed soldiers have gone to a better place, while those English troops that die in battle go to where they belong - IN HELL!!!

	15-01-2001 07:30									#24
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Haaa! You feeble lamb.

You call a single English Musketeer 'heavy casualties'?

Where's your wonga Lunglady and what are the odds?

	17-01-2001 01:13									#25
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Turn 213 to 'The Loathesome One'

This has ceased to be a War and become a Rout. Nine Stacks fall like flys to the Brave English Army without a single casualty, save for an unfortunate 'Ancient' Unit and a defenceless Diplomat sent on recon duties last Turn, even in full frontal assault against the Australians. We salute the Brave Barbarians who at least continue to seek to offer worthwhile resistance but after their failed attempt to retake Lund and the loss of their reserve can they really protect their hinterland?

The only real opposition left is the abyssmal Australian Infrastructure which precludes rapid troop deployment but if our engineers have to build our own railway lines then so be it!

Pope Jon, Holy English Empire.

Maybe I will now accept 3/1 on 225!

	17-01-2001 04:18									#26
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The brave Australian soldiers have only been defeated by the stupid "war unhappiness", which effectively eliminates all hope of re-inforcements

It looks like the developers at Craptivision made sure that no underdogs could make a comeback and defy the odds . It's rather boring that production is everything in CTP. But the war unhappiness is unnecessary and only serves to punish the victims. It's sort of like having the higher tax brackets at the bottom end of the scale!

However, i shouldn't take anything away from you, Jon, as i mostly only have myself to blame

	17-01-2001 04:51									#27
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Is that a 'Surrender Note' or do I still have to build a Railway to Sydney?

Damn, it looks like I'm not going to win a cent off you!!!!!
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	17-01-2001 05:43									#28
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Surrender? NEVER!!!

TO THE DEATH!!!!!

	17-01-2001 05:56									#29
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Tedium!

Well a 'Good Australian' is a 'Dead Australian' so it's business as usual.

	19-01-2001 04:56									#30
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Turn 214 to the Satanic Lung.

With the Australians in full retreat and Armies converging upon them from all sides we prepare for mopping up operations. Once the Grand English Trans-Continental Railroad is completed communication between London and her new Cities of Trondheim and Sydney will be effortless.

All eyes have now turned towards the fair lands of the Vikings. Another of their Armies lies dead upon the field and from it's depleted size it is surely their last.

Since offer of a dishonourable surrender has been refused then let neither Viking or Australian think to expect mercy!

Pope Jon, HEE.

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"And I declared that the dead who had already died, are happier than the living, who are still alive. But better than both is he who has not yet been, who has not seen the evil that is done under the sun."