31-05-2001 07:01									#31
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HELLO?!!

Arthur, your ISP must be a heap of ****! I sent turn 81 to you 36 hours ago!! Or at least i thought i did I shall check it tonight, swine!!!

	01-06-2001 05:40									#32
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Yeah, yeah, i know i didn't send it!

Turn 81 sent to Arfur 12 hours ago

	01-06-2001 05:46									#33
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quote: Originally posted by Max Webster What does the term " Iron lung" have to do with being an lazy ass at work? You notice that Aussie's are supposed to speak English but what comes out their mouths is goobly gook.

Actually, i thought it was "gobbledy gook" Anyway, i thought it was a universal joke, but obviously only Aussies are in on it In case you don't know, an iron lung is a machine that virtually breathes for you. The insinuation is that you are lazy to use an iron lung, so if "you wouldn't work in an iron lung", then you are even lazier. It's not exactly a compliment Another term used is "bone lazy", which i guess is not quite as insulting

	01-06-2001 06:11									#34
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quote: Originally posted by Max Webster actually I was just thinking goobly gook would be a good name for an ctp aussie city. But really lung can you pronounce the names of some of those cities. Sorry but my primitive canuck brain cannot handle those complex words.

Actually, the pronunciation of aboriginal names is quite logical; so much so that when you get the hang of it, you can accurately pronounce a name without ever hearing it uttered. Well, some of the time, at least

For example;

Indooroopilly - pronounced "Indra-pilly". Perfectly logical!
Woolloomooloo - pronounced "Woolla-mah-loo". See!
Walloobanbaningai - "Wulla-banba-nin-guy". A piece of piss!
Ozenkadnook - fvck knows!
Mugincoble - "Mah-jinka-bull". Eeeezy!
Goondoowindi - "Gunda-windy". Obvious.
Collarenebri - "Collar-renna-bry". How else?
Dumaresq - "Ja-merrick". How hard could that be?
Wagga Wagga - "Wogga Wogga". Simple.
Goonoo Goonoo - "Gunnah Gahnoo". Any fool could pick that one!
Murrurundi - "Murra-run-die". Who the hell was Murra??

Please note that the hyphens are short! It's just that the hyphens are longer than the rest of the word And one more rule - if you can't say the name within one second (regardless of the length of the name), then you're pronouncing it wrong!

Geez, i could go on all day! But hey, you think they're bad. You should hear some of New Zealand's place names! For example, any place starting with the letters "Wha" is pronounced "Fa". There is a place called "Whakapapa". You figure it out

	03-06-2001 14:18									#35
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Turn 81 ---> Don

	06-06-2001 00:59									#36
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mmm.. i'm sure they sound better when your pissed

Turn 81 to Lung

	06-06-2001 09:27									#37
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quote: Originally posted by Max Webster mmm.. i'm sure they sound better when your pissed

I'm sure they would, but you'd need someone sober to pronounce them "Wallaboonboongbonogonog......ah, **** it!!"

	08-06-2001 01:41									#38
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I sent Turn 82 ----> Don several hours ago!

	08-06-2001 06:23									#39
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Pretty creative there Arthur

Turn 82 to Lung

	10-06-2001 13:57									#40
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Sorry I guess I got just a little carried away. Oh and just in case anyone was wondering I don't have the turn. I think are friend Lung still has it.

	24-06-2001 04:07									#41
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Turn 86 to Arfur

	04-08-2001 14:41									#42
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Turn 87 ---> Don


Sorry I've been absent for so long. I went away for two weeks for the military and when I returned I found out that I was be laid off from my regular job. I've been searching like crazy to find a new job but I'm not having much luck.

	06-08-2001 06:15									#43
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That sucks!!

Someone pleeease give Arfur a job so he can continue to pay his ISP so i can kick his arse in Lungmatch 1.2!

	06-08-2001 23:10									#44
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Turn 88 ---> Don

No luck yet

	10-08-2001 05:03									#45
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Say, that's a nice city! Gee, this is a nice neck of the woods. And it's lovely to be here, thanks for asking

Turn 90, yes, 90!! to Arfur. You know, Paul Hogan once had an alter ego on his comedy show here in Oz, known as "Arfur Dunger", who went everywhere with an esky dressed in shorts and a singlet covering his ample beer gut, with thongs and a terry-towelling hat, with zinc cream on the nose and his lower lip permanently drooped. I wonder if this Arthur is anything like Arfur Dunger?

If you do, come to Australia and you'll get a job for sure!!

	15-08-2001 11:09									#46
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Turn 90 ---> Don

Sorry Lung, not exactly my line of work, but if I could find a job in Electronics, I would love to move to Australia.

	16-08-2001 12:12									#47
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I'm sure you could, Arfur. After all, we do have electricity in Australia, despite what some people may tell you

Of course, Aussie jobs only pay in Aussie dollars, so you could never go back!

	30-08-2001 09:40									#48
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Where the bloody hell is Arthur? I sent him the turn a couple of weeks ago! At this rate we'll be finishing this game around the year 2007!

	30-08-2001 16:50									#49
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I thought we were going to dump Arthur and get somebody else. Arthur is just too unreliable and slow, carrying on like this is just absurd. He has a very strange concept of PBEM, why commit yourself to it if you cant find the time to play the turns. Like I said before we should have went with Blackice when we had the chance. The thing is who will want to take Arthurs civ after what you have done to it. Might as well just forget this one. I have given up on it even though I was enjoying it.

	30-08-2001 19:10									#50
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What the hell did i do?

Just a few Aussie tourists trashed a couple of Native American cities, that's all

I tried Nuke Boy, only to realise that he was already in LM4.2 I could still try Blackice, as their situation is not hopeless. Mobius did very well with a far worse civ in Swissy2, but alas, he is already in LM3.2

Fingers crossed, my hopes rest with Blackice

So there you have it, Arthur - you're SACKED!!!

	31-08-2001 18:07									#51
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nothing at all lungster nothing at all

anyhow are you going to ask him or do you want me to ask him?


maybe we should just restart

	31-08-2001 19:39									#52
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If arthurs civ is not in bad shape, ill sub

im pretty reliable

	03-09-2001 05:40									#53
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D'OH! DOUBLE D'OH!!!

It never rains but it pours Especially in Australia!

I've already asked BlackIce, and he's agreed. I'm sure Saddam would have been an interesting opponent, but it looks like i'm going to have to worry about two moose-rooters instead

BTW, why would you want to not finish the game, Don? In this game, you da man!

	03-09-2001 06:57									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Lung D'OH! DOUBLE D'OH!!! I'm sure Saddam would have been an interesting opponent

Anytime you need a sub/replacement im an email away

quote: worry about two moose-rooters instead

Whatever you do; dont bend over to pick up anything!!

	03-09-2001 08:31									#55
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Yes it may be a bald eagle behind you

	03-09-2001 10:13									#56
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It seems that this game is finally going to be fun again

	04-09-2001 09:59									#57
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I have taken the turn and played it lol it took much debate and time (2 seconds)

So I will ASSume Don gets this turn 91 if not email me and I will send it to a Queen if need be...they have bald eagles as freinds too.

	05-09-2001 05:45									#58
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My deepest and sincerest apologies to BlackIce I didn't realise that the impact on the Native American Civ was so deep! The last time i looked, it was relatively minor. However, as the CtP powergraph tends to suffer from delayed reaction, Native America seems to be aflicted with severe trauma!

Despite this, i'd rather you didn't quit. I know there's a few cities hidden away, so you have plenty of room to survive and prosper!

Turn 92 to BlackIce 3 hours ago.

	05-09-2001 05:56									#59
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Arthur had no clue what a deathmatch was about. Ice.. I wouldn't blame you if you said screw this and walked away from this game.

	06-09-2001 05:55									#60
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walk away... walk away ha death, destruction
No problem peeps

This little civ still has some punch left over I have already extracted some revenge hehehe more on the way... unless of course what's his name ya know the weenie that attacked me gives back all the cities he has stolen... if not I will amass a major army and crush him in his sleep.



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