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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000
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Turn to Don
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000
time: 05:13
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Turn 233 to don again...I sent the wrong one sorry bout that gents 
Memoirs of a CEO:
Just another day in beautiful France.....
On a routine journey from Rouen to Toulouse I, Pierre Kilmor, the CEO for Fuzzy Bunny, Inc. couldn't help but notice a rather large force of undeterminable size off the coast of France. They appeared rather tranquil on this day. Deep lavender flags of the Austrailians flew proudly, defying the thick, black, smoke that belched from below. Soft flashes of light from newly forged steel floated lazily through the balmy, thick air in the distance. Seems rather large for oil merchantmen, I thought. Off towards Toulouse I saw the billowing sail of the FSS Barnacle, in full sail. Such a pretty sight.
As my sleek private jet banked north towards the mountains, I could see some French Militia Troops doing manuevers in the gap of the majestic mountains. I was so high up, they appeared as small toys, toiling in the heat of midday.
Funny, I just watched FNN an hour ago and didn't catch any news of anything of note from the Austrailians...However, the bold, new Yeti from the facist party did say our military has suffered much from the many years of the now defunct Theocracy.
It was a rather smooth ride. After we banked, my pilot informed me that a storm was ahead. Funny how things can be so peaceful and calm one second, and violent the other......
Yeti the Blind
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999
time: 05:13
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just wanted to remind you of two facts:
1.france is an ally of russia
2.russia owns nuclear weapons
greetings,
zaphod
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999
time: 05:13
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today, was a bad day for the world:
in an unprovoked attack the american scum has used nuclear weapons to destroy and annex russian cities, including the former capitol.
in a fast respond, in a nationwide assembly of all russian cities, held in the greatest sports-stadiums we have in every place of our beloved and great country to strenghten the body and soul of our pride, our young men, all linked to the secret command facilities of the russian forces by our unique highspeed-computernetwork, the great zaphod, leader of the nationalsocialistic party of russian asked the russian people, whether we should whimsically crouch before the agressors and try to arrange a peace, which wouldn't be worth it's name, or if the whole nation will unite and stand as one man against this attack and punish the invaders in total war until the planet is cleaned from their worthless race.
since the russian peoples are the finest and hardest in the world, the whole nation, from the smallest boys and girls who enlightened our hearts with their games, to the oldest greatgrandfathers and mothers who made russia what it is, the greatest country, yelled out as one man:
"WAR!"
so it will be, we will no longer rest, till the americans will be history. this will be a long and hard war, many of our sons, husbands, fathers and brothers will have to give their lives, till the great task will be achieved, but they will do so with a proud smile on their lips, because they know, they will die for a better world.
all peaceloving and righteous nations on this planet are hereby invited to join in the great war.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999
time: 05:13
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turn to yeti
ooops, the bird is still around, isn't he?
sorry, so i'll send him the turn as well.
i'll be away for a few days (till monday eve approx.)
if you like you can set me for ai, which might speed up all this mess alittle.
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000
time: 05:13
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Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
The pitiful and poor excuse of an invasion force that occupied Paris is now pushin' daisies, as well as the other vermin who were at the city's outskirts. I was mildly offended that the city was not nuked, as the Americans have nuked my other 2 cities. But, I understand, the Aussies are not capable of taking on France one-on-one!
On a side note, I would like to thank the wise Paul for gifting me old military forces  They are quite modern for France's standards, and were instrumental in defeating Aussie forces in Paris. I'm sorry I wasn't able to use them against the Americans, which you requested.....By all means, it would be flattering for you to join Austrailia and America in their foolish quest to conquer France. It would take 2 Superpowers and a rogue nation to defeat France:P
Curiously, the smoldering radioactive ruin which was once Rouen, was vacant of enemy forces. Are the Americans short on Nukes and Paratroopers for their Master, oops, I'm sorry, I mean the Austrailians
How many more cities will you have to lose, Americans, before you abandon this war against the French? As you can see, it's only a matter of time before I eliminate the Aussies from our nation's blessed lands. I am flattered that such a small nation as France can defeat your attacks, from 2 fronts, no less, and launch counterattacks on you and the Aussies. You cannot produce enough nukes for France to surrender.
Ahh, the Aussies  I hope you can hear the boats loading all the way back at your pitiful homeland. For in a few turns, ok maybe decades, your nation will be nothing but radioactive rubble  I will nuke each of your insidious cities, and twice more for good measure! Hear the echos of the French Cadence within your walls!
I'M COMIN' TA GET YA LUNG! YA HEAR! AND HELL'S COMIN' WITH ME! 
Yeti, the Softspoken
ahh, me feel much better
btw...turn 235 to Don
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Lung
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of my princess Anastasia!
Mar 1999
time: 15:13
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Ah, the idle boasts of the pathetic French! Our suspicions of global conspiracy between the French, Russian, and Dutch nations have been confirmed How easily the French boast when they have the might of the Dutch and their magic weapons behind them! Were it not for their help the conniving French leaer, Yeti, would be begging for mercy right now!
And as for the Dutch, why would they punish nations that resisted the treacherous proposals of their so-called allies to invade the very nation that would protect them?!!! It seems that the saviours of honesty and integrity are to be made scapegoats while the traitors gather strength to back-stab their saviour, the honourable Dutch! It seems that where the Dutch have strength in technology, they apparently lack in wisdom in defending their would-be attackers
Paul of the Dutch, when Australia but a memory, be wary of your so-called "friends".
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999
time: 05:13
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turn to the bird,
sorry for the delay
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000
time: 05:13
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OK
Yeti
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited March 02, 2001).]
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