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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999 time: 05:13
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turn to the bird
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Turn to Don
Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
The remains of the Aussie offensive have been eliminated by the veteran 4Th Armored Div (HareSplitters) outside Paris. The large stack of bodies on the road to occupied Toulouse, 4 deep in some places, fuels the hatred of the Great French Nation. France demands retribution, and they shall have it.
The Austrailians have chosen annhiliation over withdrawl. So be it.
Yeti, the Avenger
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999 time: 05:13
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though we live in hard times, the people shall not forget what a wonderfull country russia is, boarding with wonders of nature.
to give them back their hope, the great zaphod spontaneously has chosen to pay a visit to the wonderfull beaches of the baltic sea and will be back around next tuesday.
meanwhile someone else (maybe the legendary secret commission only known as "ai", maybe someone else) will handle governmental matters.
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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It appears we have blasted ourselves to the Second Page of History!
Of course the Most Rightous State of France will lead the World and Unite all! Forever! Hail France! Long live the Fuzzy Bunnies! Hail France!
Long Live Yeti!
Hooray For Nuclear Power!
Yeti is Good! Yeti is Kind! Yippie for Yetism!
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited March 12, 2001).]
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Hmm maybe zaphod meant next tuesday.....Don, did you blast him into next week?
btw Birdman says he never recieved turn......is he out? Has the last flame of decency in this world been extinguished?
Yeti
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999 time: 05:13
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no, actually i meant this tuesday, sorry for the delay
turn to the bird
but it were great holidays, on a sidenote i visited the ruins of prora, if you ever heard of that. that was a (neverfinished) recreation center for 20.000 people planned by the nazis. it's one single building along the beach, 5 km long, it was awfull but interesting.
greetings zaph
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Turn to Don
Statement From Supreme Commander Yeti:
Ha! Do not worry about Lung, as in a few years his nation will cease to exist! The kind English will probably live longer. Ships are currently being loaded, and not the kind that sail the sea mind you.....
The Supreme Commander will now hear pleas and begs for mercy from the Austrailians, as I am a kind and gentle person. As a testament for a new peace, a fragile new city has been created. Bunnyville, amongst all the chaos in the world, thrives in a remote location. Makes a handy refueling point for nukes and bombers too.
Of course if the Austrailians choose to see this act of civility as a weakness, you will be annhilliated. That is all.
Yeti, the Storm
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999 time: 05:13
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F.U.C.K.!!!
not only that my lan is down and i can't play the turn, (as i tried to explain in a very gentle manner 2 times from this bloody mac at the office) now it seems i can't even post from here for some unknown reason.
dammit!
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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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aachen, germany
Aug 1999 time: 05:13
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why did i get an error message, if my posting (well at least 2 of 3 not counting this one) arrived???
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Turn to Don
Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
At long last the Austrailian Horde has been driven back to the sea, where they came from. The battle-hardened 4th Armored Div (HareSplitters) with support from the 24th Light Infantry (AlphaMales) has defeated all enemy in and around Toulouse.
Resistance was moderate, and many Aussie troops fled the battlefield and jumped into the sea at the mere sight of the famous HareSplitter Division, taking their chances with the sea, as facing the 4th would mean certain death.
This war has not been kind to Toulouse. After 2 nukings, bombardments and several occupations, the once great city of 1.5 million people is now nothing more than a ghost town. France will begin cleaning the stained land the Austrailians left behind. It seems Mother Nature has that in mind also.......
Yeti, the Victor
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited March 22, 2001).]
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Long Live Yeti and the Great French Nation!
*bump*
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited March 27, 2001).]
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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anyone hear from zaphod? i sent him a email yesterday???
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Turn to Don
Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
Amid much negotiation, France has emerged as a leader in World Peace!
The Supreme Commander has brokered a peace treaty with the Austrailians. France was very pleased that despite our two country's differences, Lung only used military force on military targets. In addition to admitting defeat against the technically and tactically superior Supreme Commander Yeti, Lung humbly withdrew all remaining forces from Toulouse. There were even reports of Austrailian soldiers handing out rations to hungry French women and children. Some enjoyed France so much, they decided to make it their home, permanantly, and are assisting the many farms across France!
Peace with the Americans has been offered by France. The Supreme Commander Yeti has offered a deal that Don cannot refuse! Yeti invites all nations to follow France's lead in creating a new peace for the world, and to send a message to the Americans to embrace a bright future of prosperity!
Yeti, for Peace!
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Yeti
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Wisconsin, USA
Dec 2000 time: 05:13
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Statement from Supreme Commander Yeti:
I cannot confirm or deny the existence of pirating of Austrailian trade routes. I can confirm, however, that France has offered a "No Pirating" agreement and no pirating has occured after that offer was made. I encourage the Austrailians to agree to this offer, in order for peace and understanding to bloom between our great countries.
As a token of our effort toward peace, France will be more than happy to give gifts to Lung and his powerful, fearsome, military, once the no pirating and trespassing agreement is signed.
As for not knowing where other countries' units are near your borders, might i suggest lookout posts and especially sonar bouys? France has had alot of experience in this subject recently 
Also, I would like to thank Don for his acceptance of peace. I feel he will make a fine neighbor. Although I may disagree with the means, if the ends is peace, then France is happy
Yeti, for Peace!
p.s. anyone hear from zaphod?
[This message has been edited by Yeti (edited April 04, 2001).]
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