30-04-2001 13:45									#121
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Turn 247 to Yeti.

4 russian settlers have left different cities to claim new land on a - hopefully - unpopulated island.

They have to investigate, how much polluted the island is - if it at all is possible to make a living there.

	04-05-2001 18:00									#122
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Turn to Don - Yeti nexted

	04-05-2001 23:25									#123
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Turn 247 to Lung

	07-05-2001 20:41									#124
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Hey! What are those alien icon thingies i see, Paul! Either that, or they're just green dudes in sunglasses

Turn 247 to Paul the INVINCIBLE!

	08-05-2001 09:12									#125
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Turn 247 to TheBirdMan. We apologize to the Americans. We didn't mean to kill that diplomat, we only wanted to expel him, but something went wrong. We hope you accept our peace offer.

	08-05-2001 10:39									#126
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Turn to Yeti.

	10-05-2001 19:48									#127
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This didn't suprise me at all. Yeti has gone missing for quite awhile now. Maybe Birdman if your interested, you could drop the Russians and take over the French.

	10-05-2001 20:04									#128
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No, but I could send his turn to Saddam.

"We" have appointed him as sub for Yeti (Yeti does not know this I think ).

	10-05-2001 22:02									#129
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If you want to appoint Saddam as a replacement, maybe you could ask if he also wants to play in Monkey 1?

	11-05-2001 19:40									#130
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Saddam

You send the turn to me.

My email address is donny@orc.ca.

	11-05-2001 19:59									#131
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ok, my bad ,I also posted on wrong monkey thread . turn sent in 2 hour's

	13-05-2001 10:27									#132
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Turn 248 to TheBirdMan

	13-05-2001 17:43									#133
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Turn to Yeti cc Saddam.

	14-05-2001 04:44									#134
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damn bird, you spammed my mailbox.Why did you send me 17 of turn 248 !

Anyway, turn played and sent out.


[This message has been edited by Saddam (edited May 13, 2001).]

	14-05-2001 23:32									#135
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17..

Turn 249 to Lung

	15-05-2001 09:21									#136
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It must have been one of (my or Saddams) mailservers, that went berzerk.

No idea what happend.

	15-05-2001 18:05									#137
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Yes it was my server.... it did it again today. But this time there was 31 copy's of Conquer


I have contacted AOL about this.They deny its even happening . It maybe time for a Hotmail account...

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	18-05-2001 05:20									#138
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Turn 249 resent to Lung

	19-05-2001 04:56									#139
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Turn 149 sent to Paul yonks ago! Turn 149 resent to Paul. It must be all those legal drugs over there

	19-05-2001 11:06									#140
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Turn 249 to BirdMan.

	19-05-2001 14:11									#141
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Turn 250 to Saddam.

	20-05-2001 03:54									#142
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Despite threats of legal action. The Dutch continue there attempt at Clone a Alien. My scientists tell me, this would certainly mean the end of human civilization. Wont the Moral leaders of the world stand up to this? We demand the dutch stop attempting to create such of a abomination . What has happened to mankind's morality?

	21-05-2001 07:04									#143
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Haven't you heard the rumour, Saddam? Apparently, they're making aliens for the purpose of creating super-soldiers to take over the world!! Gasp!!

	22-05-2001 19:19									#144
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Turn 250 to Lung

	23-05-2001 08:22									#145
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BOR-ING!!

I've given us a 1-star rating, because nothing funny or witty ever seems to be written here anymore

	23-05-2001 19:55									#146
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Turn 250 to TheBirdMan.

There are no aliens. That was just a weather balloon.

	24-05-2001 11:12									#147
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Turn to Saddam.

I have now read the papers from the russian explorerteam. This large island seem untouched by pollution. Unsettled (until now) and rich in goods. Two small towns have been established and more are to follow.

The russian military is keeping its promise to me. System at peace, no aggressive acts done or planned.

Captain Maxim, appointed for this special mission by Zar Zaphod - to raise a new Russia from the ashes.

	24-05-2001 23:26									#148
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My friends, today we were forced to take an action we would have preffered not too. Troops and tanks were ammassing on the american border. There numbers had been increasing each turn. Not to mention, American troops had occupied several 'disputed' areas along the huge border. A decison had to be made... Elite paratroop's flew behind enemy lines and captured Omaha. Whilst, Facist troops and armor are building up to stop the American Threat. Biological and nuclear attacks was also attempted. But these were failures and I never particularly endorsed them.....also a sub, the USS Mandible was also sunk, attempting to pirate international trading routes.

We demand the American dogs withdraw from these 'disputed' border areas or face an army whos determination and size will properly eject them

Also , we thank the russians in there kind trade offers. Trust that we will help you, in your time of need, aswell.

	24-05-2001 23:49									#149
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Cool...

The American dogs get to have some fun before Paul builds his silly alien thingy.

	25-05-2001 19:35									#150
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About midnight a phone started ringing in the Whitehouse, President Don quickly disengaged himself from the lovely first lady Monica. He looked down at her big fat ugly white creamy face and said sorry honey buns but I got the nations business to attend to. I’m an important man you know, a man of integrity and stature, leading a nation of civilized cultured citizens. After conferring on the phone for a time. He returned to her and said sorry fat ass but I got to attend a meeting at the pentagon. It seems that we have been attacked by a bunch of frogs lead by some psycho camel jockey who has this thing for long phallus shaped rocket devices. I wonder why he has this strange obsession for phallus shaped objects? Any guesses there Monica, does your brain work as well as your lips?

Lovely Monica gave President Don the finger and took off in a huff leaving Mr. Don to get ready for his meeting. During the meeting President Don was briefed on the details of the French attack. It seems the city of Omaha was attacked and captured it was easily recaptured. Yankee naval forces sunk a couple of ships, some land units were engaged and destroyed etc etc.

All President Don has to say to the French is NUTS

Let the dance begin.

Turn 251 to lung