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A young man named Ronald Mc'Donald was seen in running through the streets of Donograd handing out Big Macs and Shakes. He was treated as saviour, a man who defied odds and beat back the towel heads evil actions. His actions horrified the infiltrators who tried to sneak into the city after the big bang.
Our foreign minister would like to inform the French that our first lady is quite upset with them. She would like to tell you that only she can call the President her B!tch. You see she likes that S&M stuff and likes to tie up the president and beats him on the ass with a whip. The whole time yelling " Whos your daddy?"
Our Generals have commented on the war saying that when they get around to it they might take a look at seeing how we can defeat the French. They report that yes stalingrad and troy were captured but once again easily recaptured. Our war machine is getting in full gear supplying units at steadily increasing rate. They are a little concerned about friendly fire, it seems our troops find it just as much fun to blow each other up as the enemy.
President Don doesn't recall any comments about being so superior. But doesn't disagree with it at all, just being american makes us superior. The mere fact that we and only we can sing the american national anthem is proof that we are just the hottest thing since sliced bread. You should get down on your knees and thank god that we allow you to exist in our presence.
Turn 252 to Lung
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I think i just learned something new about this game. Saddam
(bless his kind heart) just nuked me with a spy. You see I was under the impression that ctp was like civ2 in that you needed to build a nuke. Then you could use a spy and your newly built nuke to nuke a city. So I was quite suprised when I found I got nuked, especially since Paul built the nanite defuser a few turns ago. So I take it that a spy can go on nuking even after nukes have been abolished from the face of the planet.
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Yes I realize that, Yeti built all that stuff. You do what you have to do Saddam. I don't really want war but like you I would like to have some fun before the end. I also realize where BM is coming from too and what he says makes more sense. But... well what can I do. This has been a very strange game right from the beginning, thats all I know.
Also I don't know if you sent the turn or not but if you did could you resend it please. Thanks.
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Max Webster
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US forces continue to make gains in their border skirmish with the French. Though the city of Troy remains in enemy hands, recon missions report 8 warwalkers and 1 tank residing in this city. Our factories continue to pour out war machines, a small number of these will be diverted to deal with this small force residing in troy.
During the year one enemy aircraft carrior, 1 space plane, 2 transport ( hopefully fully loaded) 1 spy plane has been destroyed.
Several enemy cities were captured. Yetigrad was one those captured, the evil statue of Yeti was destroyed by a demolition team. For those that don't know Yeti was the evil leader of the fascist french before the savage Saddam made his way to the top in a bloody coup.
We don't recall pirating any trade routes, we are sorry if we pirated any other countries trade route. We never even thought of pirating any French trade routes, but thanks for the Idea.
We will continue defending ourselves until the French see the light and cease hostilites toward us.
If the French don't stop we will sic our secret weapon on you, her name is Monica. She will suck the skin off your troops from 500 hundred yards.
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We continue our struggle against the French hordes. Our forces have accomplished many victories against these barbarians. We shall continue to resist until the French refrain from their warlike ways.
Turn 254 to Lung
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Max Webster
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America continues to defend itself against the forces of Saddam
Turn 255 to Lung
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TheBirdMan
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A real Master of CTP-PBEM - together with all the others.....
Sep 1999
time: 05:13
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Turn 256 to Saddam.
"I must strongly protest!
One russian caravan has been assulted and destroyed.
I demand, that every nation do seek those criminals, bring them to court and give them a "fair" trail for their evil deed.
Further I demand, that you - dear leaders of this world - will assure me, that you would do the utmost to trace down this evil networks of merchants, that lives high on other merchants work.
When you - I do not know who - finds the nest of these pirates, I expect to receive an amount of gold from the treassure they might have gathered, that I can forward to the widows and fatherless children of those merchants and their workers, that lost their lives.
I ask you, dear leaders, to do your best to eliminate these criminals. They do not earn anything but a bullit or a rope."
Captain Maxim
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Max Webster
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I haven't seen it
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Max Webster
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This is the email Saddam sent me awhile ago.
Sonova***** ;-)
I cannot post on apolyton anymore (got banned, why I dont know). So just
expect the turns from me within 36 hours of recieving it. Im usaully pretty
fast getting them out.
So anyway I'm after Saddam. Try resending I guess BM or either that next him for at least this turn
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