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CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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Jul 2001
time: 22:22
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Good lord almighty! Can't anyone talk around here?

It's like watching a roomful of Marcel Marceau clones, with few exeptions...creepy.

*dances*

Proving that you can dance and talk at the same time!

*falls over*

Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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MARSUPIAL. NOT A RODENT. NOW I'M MAD!!!

*regrows hair*

*throws blunt object*

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*wonders what blunt object was*

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jul 2001
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Wombie, I knew you'd get pissed off for that silly thing.

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*beats Kass with a rock*

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Jul 2001
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Ow...

*walks to jukebox, starts playing "I can't dance" by Genesis*

thank god. My themesong. Also, watch where you chuck those...things.

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Jul 2001
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Genesis. Not bad. Listening to "Land of Confusion at the moment.

*rock deflects off Kass' AT Field*

Hah. Die, err, resurrect, whatever, disappear, you feeble rodent!

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Wait, did the rock come from outside, or is it part of the decor?

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decor.

what the frig is an AT field?

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jul 2001
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Absolute Terror Field. Conventional weapons are no use against it; you have to neutralise it with another AT Field.

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*cough*
(lookathissig)
*cough*

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Aug 2002
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  Old Post 21-09-2002 08:21
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Heh... Pub brawling,blunt object throwing, dancerers all in DD's coffee shop. DD, I thought you could get more worthy entertainment

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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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*gets bored and has her red fairies run up and tickle IW*
dance boy!

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Aug 2001
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*wakes up, still sitting at the bar*

Ugg, I think that drink didn't keep me awake too well.

*notices some invisible ink in his hands*
*draws all over IW with invisible ink*

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And give me my avatar back, you theiving Finn!

*throws remainder of invisible ink at Kass, making a huge invisible stain on his AT field*
Yeah, that'll show him!!

*falls back asleep*

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Sep 1999
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  Old Post 21-09-2002 21:46
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DD, I thought you could get more worthy entertainment
I have a suggestion box at the end of the bar.

laughs at the red fairies attacking IW

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  Old Post 21-09-2002 23:19
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Fairies? Good lord.

Which brings me to my next point: Don't smoke crack.

*gets fairy-swatter ready*

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Jul 2001
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Hmph. The avatars are back, though I had nothing to do with their sudden disappearance in the first place. Blame the PTW chat.

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Jul 1999
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Nay, sir, I blame you. Avast, and swab the deck, the vomitorium has spilt its vile contents.

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Someone has had a drink or two too much, methinks.

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Nah, I'm just a coupla days late for pirate day. (Which, unfortunately for you, nevertheless leaves you the unpleasant task of managing the mishap with the vomitorium, since you were responsible for the missing avatars yesterday.)

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Jul 2001
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ooo..i'm not giving you fairies, capt.
*creates an amry of 12 mini-marines from starcraft for capt*
"go go go!," they scream *and run at capt garlic*

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I WASN'T!

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I'm not ticklish

*washes invisible ink off*

*cries quietly at such blatent victimisation*

I was only starting a riot

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*starts constructing an AT-field*

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fine...*sends the fairies to violate and molest IW*
hehehehehe

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*eats fairies*

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IW, good luck... you really can't construct an AT Field. You have to have certain lineage and preferrably a big arse Synthetic Lifeform to project it decently.

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Aug 2001
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Suddenly, 150 shirtless, muscular young men bound in, dance in a frenzy to the sounds of 1980s anthems and Madonna, and then run out again, having depleted the bar of all the necessary ingredients for cosmos.

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my lineage is impeccable, and second-hand Frankensteins are two-a-penny. Easy.

 
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