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Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
time: 07:22
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And now, something completely different.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
Prince
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Dec 2000
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try juggling: a water-balloon full of acid, a sledgehammer and a pin-cushion
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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Eh, I think the balloon-acid contraption won't really work. Replace it with a running chainsaw perhaps?
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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passé - the acid balloon should work. until the pin-cushion hits it

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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But should the acid inside the balloon not dissolve the balloon? (stating the bleeding obvious here)
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 04:25
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*Fills balloon up with acid, and gives it to Kassiopeia*
Thanks for giving our avatars back.

*Quickly moves away from Kass*
Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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  Old Post 22-09-2002 04:36 Visit Kassiopeia's homepage!
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I told you, this balloon thing will last only for a couple of seconds -

Oh sheit.

Washing powder! Quickly!
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 04:49
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Got spare money?

*Sees the bleeding obvious turn into obvious bleeding.*

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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  Old Post 22-09-2002 04:58 Visit Kassiopeia's homepage!
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

You waited for a chance to say that didn't you?
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 05:11
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Got spare money?

*Grins, buys himself and Kass a drink, and says nothing*
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 10:26
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Heh... the roofs falling in

CapitanGarlic is offline CapitanGarlic
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no longer.
Jul 2001
time: 22:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 11:17
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Damn Mini-marines!

*gooshes one under boot*

There's still too many of 'em!

*runs towards Skanky and Kass*
Brtndr4u is offline Brtndr4u
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Manor Arwennick
Jun 2000
time: 23:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 11:40
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Hey Barkeep give me on of those MingamoreSlings.I'm celebrating
H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:22
  Old Post 22-09-2002 23:57
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out of curiousity, what's in one of those?

* H Tower ventures into the dutch section
DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:22
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You don't want to know.

* DinoDoc passes drink to Brtndr4u
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Wonders if anyone cleaned up the mess in the vomitorium

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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hehehe...NOPE..that's YOUR job barkeep...
we make it..you clean it...
*makes more marines*
"you wanna piece o Me boy????"
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
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quote:
hehehe...NOPE..that's YOUR job barkeep...


I hope I can find those cleaning bots in the back.
Immortal Wombat is offline Immortal Wombat
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Dec 2000
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3rd box on the top left of the 14th row back on the 2nd chamber of the lower level (section A) of the basement store.

Hey, I was bored, ok?
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Jul 2001
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*hides behind IW, in the hopes that he will eat the marines like he did the fairies*

They're everywhere!
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Dec 2000
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*speaks politely to marines, pointing out that their intended target is behind self*
Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Skanky Bastard Quartermaster
Aug 2001
time: 14:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 03:29
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Hmmm, there seems to be a lot of mini marines everywhere.

*Removes mini-marine from his drink*

Barkeep, could I have another black russian. I don't think this drink is safe anymore.

*Pours the rest of my now slightly yellow drink into Kass' glass while he's not looking*
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Jul 2001
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Here, marines, fetch the stimpak!

*tosses stimpak at IW*

And now, my escape!

*runs to Dutch section*
Kalius is offline Kalius
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Kriegsgewitter
Aug 2002
time: 16:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 05:17
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BarKeep, I'll take a glass of your most acidic cola, thanks

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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Jul 2001
time: 05:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 05:20
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just be thankful i didn't send battlecruisers and seige tanks in...
H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 06:42
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* H Tower acts politely towards dm so that no troops are sent his way
Kamikadze is offline Kamikadze
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Sep 2002
time: 08:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 08:24
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starnge looking man opens the door
- Hmmm... the coffee shop? How interesting!
Bartender I have a pakage for you.

The man opens his case
- You know, I like your shop. In different circumstances I would gladly drink a cup of your best coffee, but not today. Sorry, duty calls.

-All right ladies and gentleman. Listen to me, please.
opens his case and put his finger on red button
- I dedicate this explosion to memory of victims of dinosuaur's terror. Millions of creatures were slain by those bloody killers. This must be punished.
- Allah Akbar
- have a nice day.
push the button
*silence*

Attachment: nuke-bomb1.jpg
This has been downloaded 39 time(s).
H Tower is offline H Tower
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Jul 2001
time: 23:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 08:49
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its really too bad that we have DL proofing in the coffeeshop, otherwise your dumb plan would have worked

oh yeah, using the palestinian flag is really poor taste

Str.anger is offline Str.anger
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Siberdyne systems.inc
Sep 2002
time: 20:22
  Old Post 23-09-2002 08:54
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Siberia, Communist party of Apolyton
Nov 2001
time: 11:22
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