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Posiedon sat in his chamber laughing as a storm destroyed the Swedish ships as they sailed across the staight, and a freak tidal wave drown all inhabitants of iceland. afterwards he went to bathroom to finish his book Metaliturtles cclassic, "Greek Orgy"
the end (like my myth, I made it up myself)
King Ferdinand "The Fruit" sat in his favorite chair, which looked over all of Berlin. He was contemplating the next great thing he should do; open a new library, or build a new statue of himself. The city already had 3 empty libraries scheduled for scrapping, but the central park had row after row after row of statues (of him of course). Perhaps he would order more gardens to be planted, no better yet he would make it illeagal for any citizen of Berlin to not have a garden! Or even better any citizen of Germany!
Needless to say he never saw it coming, creeping out of the darkness was his youngest son, Prince Rainbow. The prince unsheathed his sword and ran it through the back of the chair, he unfortunatly, from being named rainbow, suffered from a lack of brains and had forgotten that all of the chairs in the castle had a stell plate running down the back, and the sword snapped the blade fell to the ground with a clatter.
"HOW DARE YOU RAINBOW!!!" yelled the king. At that remark the eldest son Prince Edward, named by his mother, came through the door with 6 armed gaurds and siezed both his younger brother and his father. They were promtly sent out to the chopping block and beheaded. Their heads were sent on public display.
As the first order of business Prin...ahem...King Edward has asked me, Chuck an advisor, to send messeges to all European and American countries. So here they are.
To Russia: We would like a military alliance. We realize that under the leadership of the former king Ferdinand our military has suffered, however the new king, king Edward, is a very able general and will have the troops in top condition in no time at all.
To all other nations of the world: Germany extends his hand in friendship, please accept and sign a Non Aggresion Pact with us.
note:Germany went from female to male with the change of leadership. also the flag has changed from a solid red flag to a Red flag with a black stripe running through the middle, top left hand side has an eagle perched on an olive branch symbolizing the peaceful nature of Germany but also the feact that if provoked they will attack.

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hey all i would like to join this story. Any nations up and available.
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Jack_www
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To Germany:
We would like to invite you into the European Alliance. We will share rail road and steam power technology with you. We can also help you in establishing colonies in Asia or Africa. Please Join us as all of Europe needs to unite against the threats against all of Europe.
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We are now uprading a large protion of our navy to ironclads. We already have a protype and will begin producing more of these ironclads. We will also see if we can make a steamed powered long range transport for transporting people and goods accross the Alantic Ocean.
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Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002 time: 23:22
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((Posting for Metaliturtle via telephone))
Britain would like to join some form of a European Alliance, offering several new buildings in England to become an International Meeting Place.
Britain wishes to obtain information on steam power so that they may employ railroads.
Britain welcomes the new nations formed by the downfall of France and will offer NAPs to all of the said Nations.
To Russia (TOP SECRET * Infinity +10^90): Now is not the time to expand in Europe, before, it was one culture, now it is Half a dozen unique cultures, wait to see where they develop, they could take each other out allowing for "peacekeeping occupation of Europe"
To NATO Countries: The British People have been nothing but friends to you for some time now, perhaps we can negotiate something as far as a lessening of that embargo?
((OOC from Metaliturtle: My Father is extremely Ill, firefarter, or gooberboob, will get a call from me probably twice a week with my post, for some reason his ISP won't let him change username so This will have to do for now. I don't want the NES to die, and I don't want Sheep to invade Britain and Ruin the NES))
--------End Britain---------
Canada thanks the Russian Leader for their embargo, no longer will Canadians be shackled to the Unyielding Russian Bear. The Tax, which is several thousand times higher than the Canadian tariff of .03 cents to a dollar, forces hundreds of Canadians to go into production of industrial goods. Canadians currently produce more goods than they need, and are stockpiling as the National pasttime, sex, is producing better than expected results, and we need to be able to take care of our people.
Canadian Logging companies report that all trees within 6 miles of the Russian Border are cleared out, and large holes are being dug in several choke points.
Canada offers cheap land to immigrants, boats soon begin arriving from China, Britain, Italy, Greece, Germany, and many other parts of the world, Canada can truly call itself the "melting pot" of the world now, claiming at least one person of each Nationality within its borders.
Canada takes the Furs that were slated to go to Russia, and instead makes high-quality clothing out of the pelts, both fasionable and functional, they quickly surpass other garments in popularity, and a complementary suit made from the Russian pelts is sent to the top 20 officials of every NATO nation with the following note:
To do good, one must look good, we took care of the latter, now you take care of the former.
The WIC also recieved suits for it's officials, but those were tailored in a more Native American fasion.
The Secret is out, the capital city, Canadia, is on the north end of Lake Superior, it soon thrives as a commercial focal point for the trade of fur clothing and coal.
To Louisiana: We are extremely interested in your 'railroad' we will provide a source of coal for this technology as your nation is in a more agricultural area of North America, and there is sparse coal of lower quality available.
To All of the Americas (minus European powers)((TOP SECRET)): I propose a document to be signed by all of our nations which condemns further colonization by Eastern Hemisphere countries in our Western Hemisphere. We will not attack current colonial powers, however, if more colonial powers attempt to enter or expand on our continent, it will constitute an immediate declaration of war on the aggressor state. We must band together or the Europeans will just pick us off one by one.
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To Britain(Secret):
We accept you into the Alliance. Since France has fallen and the madman that ruled them is gone we can now become friends with you. Really the only one who wanted to take over your country was France and not us or Spain. We will also consider you proposal about Europe and will not attack any nation.
To NATO and other North American countries:
We do not want war and we can even sign a document promicing that we will not take any more land in North or South America.
To Canada:
We are willing to end the tax if you are more reasonable with us. We can work something out. Maybe even help you devolope railroads.
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OOC:
Right now the members of the European Alliance are Russia and Spain, soon if Spain agrees Germany and Britain will be apart of the European alliance. NATO is main for the north american contries. I know all of them are in the alliance accept for the WCI. THe WCI is main a nation set up by the Indian tribes, but I forgot what the it's full name is.
To Germany:
We will help you devolope your own railroad system. In fact we want to make a transconitinal railroad from Madrid to Serbria. We are also willing to help train your army and you will help you modernize your navy with ironclads. Spain might also share their weapons technology with you so you can improve your guns and cannons.
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After many years of internal strife a centralized government has come to power in Poland. A Republic based loosly on the United States Government has been installed. The newly elected ruler a Mr. DemonSlayer begins a program of modernization. Our army also begins a peroid of rebuilding. Size of the Army will be large within a year.
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To Russia: Would you be interested in constructing a railroad system in our nation. For every ten miles of track laid we would be willing to pay 1000 rubles.
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To Poland:
We are plaining on making an transconitinal railline, thus part of it will have to go through Poland. So we will accept you deal.
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To Russia: Since your statement only included a rail line through Poland would you be willing to sell us the technology to make our own railroads?
Internal news: With a near unanimous vote the people of Poland have elected to move the Capital from Warsaw to Poland.
To any European Nation: Poland would be interested in buying some off your old Navy vessels as training boats.
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To Poland:
We might be willing to sell the technology to you. If you help in the contruction of the railline we can give you the technology and materials you need and you can supply the man power.
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To Russia: That would be acceptable. What exactly would your fee be.
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Giovanni Wine
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Torino, Italian Wine Capital
May 2002 time: 06:22
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After a few years of complete isolation the USA had succesfully rebuilt her economy to full strenght.
The US is producing huge quantities of medium quality, but very cheap goods, which are selling good in between the masses of all Americans nations, including the Spanish colonial possesions.
To Spain:
unlike the other NATO members, the USA has very good relationship with your country, therefore we would like to ask you if you are willing to sell us back the territory you gained during the war against us, + Florida.
This will be very good for the USA as it will give us a very important port in the south, and since those areas are not continuos in your huge empire, we hope you will be willing to sell us.
We are ready to pay over 300 Milion Spanish Pesetas for it. (to make it easyer let's say that 1 Pesetas is equal to 1 dollar in real life).
To NATO members:
we would like to purchase the railroad technology from you, as this will help all the north america greatly.
We also propose that free trade will be created between our countries, as this will help our economies to grow strong and rich.
We will join the steam power project started by Quebec.
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US-Status:
Large Army
Medium NAvy (upgrading Large)
Strong economy and growing
Democratic Gov't
President: Montgomery Burns (Conservative Party).
Saluti
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Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002 time: 23:22
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Canada is glad to have the backing of WCI through the North American Independence Document, or NAID. Canada asks all NATO countries to sign NAID.
Canada will join with Quebec on research in exchange for Railroad technology, this will help us quickly transport goods into Quebec, the now primary benefactor of Canada's exports. Canada wishes Quebec to realize that any trade within the NATO alliance benefits all of NATO more than trade from outside of the NATO alliance.
Canadians are no longer purchasing Russian goods, as they are more expensive and of lesser quality than Canadian goods, Canadian citizens don't understand why the Russians put an additional tax upon the Canadian import tax. ((The tax was a small tax on Canadians to promote Canadian industry by making Russian goods slightly more expensive, it did not cost Russia a dime. Russia's outrageous 150% tax halted all imports of Russian goods because Canadian Merchants could not afford them, thus Russia's Canadian Exports were made moot, shifting the balance of trade in favor of Canada.))
One Road leads to Russia From Canada, although the Canadians would be willing to allow a railroad with the dropping of the outrageous Russian tax, the citizens in the vicinity are currently opposed to any railroad from an imperialistic taxmonger.
----British Stuff----
((Metaliturtle gave me a list of stuff he would sign, Britain has joined the European Alliance because he wants to be safe at home before he bothers with things abroad. Also, Britain and Canada won't communicate during Metaliturtle's absence because of the chance that I may change things to my favor i. e. donate the British Navy. Britain will still communicate with NATO, and is willing to join NATO as well should EA permit it.))
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Sorry about the double post.
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To Britain:
We would not be please if you joined NATO, and would most likely kick you out of the European Alliance.
To Canada:
The Russian congress has lowered the tax from 150 to 20 percent, (stating the perivous tax was to much and was hurting Russia, the Czar who imposed the 150% tax let the bill go into law, but was upset by the bill). We will completely remove the tax if you remove yours as well.
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Space05us
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"Sir, you have a guest."
"Who is it...?"
"He calls himself Leo Davinch, he's an inventor from Poland who says he has a perfect weapon!"
"I'll hear what he has to say."
"Yes sir..."
"Here it is your highness, I call it a tank, it has guns sticking out all over the place and something I like to call an automatic musket as it fires rounds in succesion without stopping. It has steel plates all around and is drawn by 20 horses!..." before he could finish he was shown the door, well actually the third story window, but that doesnt sound too nice so lets stick with door.
"Never, and I mean never..."
"Yes sir I know I shouldnt have shown him in but he also had an idea on how to make muskets more accurate...sir."
Leo was quickly dragged back into the kings chambers.
"Tell me about you accurate musket."
"well...you highness" gasp "its really quite simp..." gasp "el." Before he could finish his sentence he slummped over and died.
"Dammit." the king unsheathed his sword and stabbed the dead inventor through the heart.
"Make it look as though he was robbed on his way back to Poland."
"Yes sir."
"We need to expand our army..."
"I know sir, we are currently working with the Russians. We expect this years...crop...to be twice the size of last."
"Crop? What the hell!? They are soldiers, dont refer to them as food. that sounds like something my father would do."
"Sorry sir, this years recruits will be more than ready for anything by the end of the year."
"Thats better...I guess..."
"Yes sir, now on to news about Poland. We have word that they now have a true leader."
"Damn...**edited out due to massive profane language and scrapped secret plans**...SO WHATS YOUR ANSWER, HAH?"
"Well sir I actually prefer a good steak to blood or guts for that matter. Anyway the man goes by the name of DemonSlayer."
"How did he come to power?"
"pardon sir?"
"Did he work his way through one of the various factions, or was he a peasant who came to power, or is he a member of the long thought dead royal family?"
"Im not sure sir, we will send a messege asking this though..."
"Very well. Send him our goodwill, yatta yatta, blah blah blah, yak yak blooo. you get the point"
"Yes sir."
"One more thing before you go, Chuck."
"What is it sir?"
"We are short on food this year. find a way to increase productivity, I dont like the idea of hungry people being my neighbors."
"Yes sir."
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To Poland: His Royal Highness King Edward sends his congratulations. He asks for only goodwill between our two peoples.
To Russia: Thank you for your kind assistance. Is there anything we can do for you?
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To Germany: we have information that a citizen of ours has died while in the presence of your ruler. Please return his body to us. When his body has arrived in Warsaw we will send a resonable fee for his expenses. For the first time in years Poland has extra rations available would you care to arrange a trade.
Internal Policies: The People have elected to mantain DemonSlayer as Prime Minister for life. Given the Huge amount of volunteers the Polish army has swelled in number and now will be considered large. Many Jobless people have decided to join the growing Railroad corps were they await supplies from the Russians. Also a massive set of forticfications has begun to be built around Warsaw to protect the Capital. These should be finished within the next two years
To Russia: Our men are ready to begin construction. When can we expect the Supplies?
To Any Nation: We offer a NAP to all Nations. We don't want voilence with any of you. Poland again offers to buy some of your antiquated navy ships to use as training vehicles.
Polish Stats:
Economy: Medium (Improving Steadily)
Army: Large (Fairly Modernized)
Navy: None
Ruler: DemonSlayer (Life Term)
Government: Republic (Loosly based on the US)
Allainces: None that I know of
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To America: Do you accept our proposal for a Non Aggression Pact.
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