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Ozzy, I am not a math head so I just tried to think it through.
Momma monkey is 18 years old.
Monkey is 12 years old. This equals 30.
Monkey and weight are 18oz. (mother is 18 years)
Rope is 12' (age of monkey)
the weight of the weight and the weight of the rope=18oz. + (12ft x1/3lb)=18oz +4Lbs=18oz +64oz.=82 oz.
1\4 of that is 20.5oz
One half the weight of the monkey, plus the weight of the banana= 20.5oz
1/2 of 18 oz =9 oz
9oz +x=20.5oz
x=11.5oz
Banana = 2 oz per inch
11.5 divided by 2 = 5.75 inches
To prove this I went into kitchen, got a banana, and since I was sure the monkey was hungry, I took a couple of bites off. The remainder was 5.75 "
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Capt Dizle
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quote: Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
Easy one.
A man was born before his father, he killed his mother, and he married his sister.
Despite this, he was considered 'normal'. How? |
His "father" was not his biological father, but a step father. He was born earlier on the calender (say jan and step father was born in july). His mother died giving him birth. His step father had a daughter from a previous marriage and was therefore a step sister so when he married her it was normal.
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Capt Dizle
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Ozzy, I make out the proof as:
18-36-12-24-6-3-9-9-3
But that part makes me dizzy.
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David Floyd
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The bottom of a large bottle of beer
Jan 1970 time: 05:23
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The other dollar didn't go anywhere.
$25 remained with the owner.
$5 went back to the room, and was dispersed thusly:
$1 to Traveler 1
$1 to Traveler 2
$1 to Traveler 3
$2 to bellhop
25+1+1+1+2=30.
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David Floyd
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The bottom of a large bottle of beer
Jan 1970 time: 05:23
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Hmmm...actually I don't know any.
Someone else go.
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Capt Dizle
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AnnC, will you be a judge in the unique writing contest with Ming and Vel? Please?
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Capt Dizle
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What is this poly fasination with bananas?
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JohnM2433
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Jul 2002 time: 21:23
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Someone once posted a poll with "banana" as one of the options. It caught on. So basically, it's an inside running gag.
Or at least I think that's the explanation I heard.
No one has the answer about which fruit will fall yet?
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Capt Dizle
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I am still calculating the wheelbase of the truck.
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David Floyd
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The bottom of a large bottle of beer
Jan 1970 time: 05:23
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Who has the next one??
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