30-11-2002 20:50									#31
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Senor Francisco Pizarro Tacticus: 'Tis a pity my father already rests in peace, as he would have appreciated such a burial. Of course, I would be delighted to make any weapons the government requires. Since I can forsee greater quantities in dealing with our glorious government, perhaps we should discuss a government discount? Is there some special insignia these items should be marked with to signify that they are the property of the government?

Thug:

quote: Originally posted by dejon Lastly, the first ten people to place orders will get their first item complimentary, in order to spread not only goodwill, but also samples of my master craftmanship.

You are a bodyguard, eh? Would you be interested in little sparring match, just to keep us fit, and to learn each other's tactics? It is so hard to find a peer to train with.

	30-11-2002 21:14									#32
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---Written by Thug, temporary representative of Spamish Mitchell---

Okay, first item. Gotcha!

Sparring match? I don't really know, you look pretty tough. Let me ask Spamish if I can take time out of my bodygaurd duties.

Thug
Bodygaurd and Temporary Representative of Spamish Mitchell

	30-11-2002 21:20									#33
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Thud Quixote's Hut of Firestone and other New Stuff is now open for selling my original and amazing wares. If you want to cook your squid, come to Thud for firestone!

	30-11-2002 21:52									#34
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Attencíoñe:

I want you all to be on the lookout for a brown-eyed young señorita with a crescent sprangled toga and hysterical laughter.

She is my cousin Rita Lolipõpa and she is having a problem...
It's called Shoppomania, an addiction.
So when she arrive at the marketplace, do not sell her anything! If you do, she will haggle and haggle until nightfall and then you are probably broke. Ok, just my advice.

The family are looking into the problems now,
and we have a theory:
If she gets married to the dictators family,
the national budget would suffer. So we are probably going to marry her away to a Legoman, or Trip perhaps....

	01-12-2002 00:04									#35
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quote: Written by Thug

Writing? I should invent that! I could... sell it? Can this writing be sold? Because I had trouble selling fire. So now I'm selling firestone and directions on how to use it to make fire. It's much easier. Is there something one uses to write I could sell?

	01-12-2002 00:38									#36
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Senor Quixote, you could sell lessons on how to write to our slaves and commoners...just an idea

How much does your firestone cost?

	01-12-2002 03:36									#37
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quote: Senor Francisco Pizarro Tacticus: 'Tis a pity my father already rests in peace, as he would have appreciated such a burial. Of course, I would be delighted to make any weapons the government requires. Since I can forsee greater quantities in dealing with our glorious government, perhaps we should discuss a government discount? Is there some special insignia these items should be marked with to signify that they are the property of the government?

Yes, as a matter of fact there is. I believe the accepted insignia for government weapons is a RTP, surrounded by a circle.

As for a government discount: I am sure our Great Dictator Togas, as well as myself, would very much like to obtain a discount on your fine weapons. Perhaps we can make some part of the cost of your weapons tax deductible?

	01-12-2002 04:44									#38
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Great High Priest, the sampling booth is right over here. How's that?

Thank you, Senor Dejon. I apologize for the mistake. Quite foolish on my part. I am prepared to pay a large price for the great axe, and I agree to all your terms. We need to go into battle with a weapon that is suitably fearsome. I have found the exact passage from the 1st Book of the Song of Togas. It's from the gathering of the tribes..."And from the north came the tribe of the Calamari..." It's quite fitting, think ye not? In four days I shall collect it. I am sure that it shall be, as always, excellent work, worthy of the finest of warriors.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

	01-12-2002 05:11									#39
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Ah, Senor Hernan, thank you.

*chews*

Mmm, very nice. How much for a plate of it?

	01-12-2002 05:13									#40
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High Priest, just go over to the Tavern, and I'll have your FREE Fried Squid Slices platter ready for you. Anything I can do for our glorious, wise, and holy High Priest I will do.

	01-12-2002 05:20									#41
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Ah, thank you. I shall pray to the spirits for your busniess' continued prosperity.

	01-12-2002 05:22									#42
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Thank you, Your Holiness. Here is a loaf of bread to dip in the sauce. And, of course, some wine.

	01-12-2002 05:28									#43
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You indeed a most generous man, Senor Hernan. I shall hold you as a prime example of a good, pious Iberian.

	01-12-2002 05:31									#44
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Once again, I thank you, Your Holiness, though I am unworthy.

	01-12-2002 05:34									#45
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Leave the judgements of worthiness to me, Senor. I know a worthy Iberian when I see one.

	01-12-2002 05:36									#46
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Oh, yes, of course, Your Holiness. You are all wise in these matters.

	01-12-2002 05:39									#47
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There's a good man, Hernan. Continue to pay such respect to me (and our Great Despot Togas, of course), and your business will prosper.

	01-12-2002 06:31									#48
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oh holy Señor Tacticus! Allow me to give you a free extra huge pot of my best roman wine!
I´d like to ask to you for a favor o mighty priest, if thy who guides the spirits could pleasecome to my humble wine production cottage and El squid´s squid factory for a special bless, I´d be gratefull. Just say the price and I shall pay. if you prefer it on goods rather than on bones, you may choose any amount of wine and squid you want, and El squid shall pay.

	01-12-2002 06:45									#49
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I thank you for the gift of the wine; that will be sufficient. I shall deliver your request along with that of senor Hernan.

	01-12-2002 20:46									#50
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Senor Mitchell, I wish to buy from La Ropa a certain article of vestment known as a wool cloak. Yes, I need the wool cloak to be 6 feet long, and large enough to be able to be wrapped around the body several times over. I want bear fur (I can get it if you can't), and I want it to be as warm for the winter months that are descending as possible. In pay, I can afford a great deal, or, if you like, I can give it to you in squid or slave girls, though I prefer using bones.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

	01-12-2002 22:43									#51
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Senor Calamari, this interesting piece of clothing can be arranged. Let's see...I think 6 bones would be a fair asking price, considering you're asking for a type of garment new to La Ropa. As for bear fur, you're in luck because Thug just killed a bear this morning. We have plenty of bear fur now!

Senor Mitchell
still a Squid merchant, but owner of La Ropa too

	02-12-2002 07:25									#52
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Very good. Tomorrow I pick up my axe, but when can I come to pick up my cloak?

	02-12-2002 17:32									#53
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Senor Calamari,

quote: We will only charge you when the order is being handed to you, and in the event that your order is not in stock, we will have it ready in one day

So that means we'll have it ready later today. (I think )

	03-12-2002 03:00									#54
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(a red carpet suddenly rolls down the road, flattening several bystanders)

It is I!

Here, Senor Dejon, my good man, is your 8 bones. Ah, sir, this axe, why it is magnificient! A true work of art! Worthy of the finest of warriors! Ah, yes, with this, I would never loose a battle. It is a thing of beauty also, with the engravings and the obsidian. Ah, I love volcanic glass. Thanks again.

And thank you, Senor Mitchell for the cloak (how's your head wound from Thug coming along?). It is very nice. The cloak. Not the head wound.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid Baron

	03-12-2002 03:05									#55
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy Ah, yes, with this, I would never loose a battle.

Yes, with such an intimidating weapon, you may never have to let loose, and do battle. However, if you had do, I expect you would not lose.

	03-12-2002 03:07									#56
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Attention! This morning I bought 10,000 head of cattle from a cattle rancher by the name of Buffalo Chip who had, under King Alaric the Vanquished, owned much of the territory east of the city, including the pastures. Chip was down on his luck, and sold me 10,000 head of cattle for a life-time supply of squid, and so, I now announce that...El Squid Company has expanded to include beef! Yes, if you don't simply want El Squid squid, you can get a squid and a steak, or just a steak, or a roast beef, or a leg of beef, etc. We also sell milk! Yes, that's right! El Squid Company has now become El Squid & Company! We now sell BEEF!

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid and Cattle Baron

	03-12-2002 05:16									#57
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Oh god! A monololy! Hope that I´m part of it!

	03-12-2002 05:41									#58
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy El Squid Company has now become El Squid & Company!

What’s that funny looking thing in between the words Squid and Company? That’s not part of our alphabet! Did Inky have a little accident on the sign board?

	03-12-2002 05:57									#59
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quote: Originally posted by History Guy Attention! This morning I bought 10,000 head of cattle from a cattle rancher by the name of Buffalo Chip who had, under King Alaric the Vanquished, owned much of the territory east of the city, including the pastures.

A great boon, Hernan, but I Buffalo Chip has sold you something he did not own.

My family has owned a ranch and a great many head of cattle in the valley to the East of Madrid. It is where my father and his father were raised. It is common knowledge that my family was one of the first families to adopt to farming. We also owned a great many head of cattle.

The old family ranch is to the northern-most end of the valley to the east (north-east of the red dot). We have a great many head of cattle in our herd. I trust that if any of your inherited cattle comes from this part, that you will graciously turn them over to your humble despot.

--Togas

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No, sir, it appears as if these cattle are knew to Spain, and are called Black Angus, and are thus thought to originate somewhere north of the city boundaries. I had Gastronome research the late lamented Mr. Chip, and the evidence is that he was born a Celtic-Visigoth. Despite some run-ins with the law, he managed to become a prosperous cattle herder, running them in from over the border for a ranch to the east of the city. We checked it out, and found that it was not your own ranch at all, but one north of it, called Chip Ranch. This one seems to be very ancient, and appears to be strictly legit. Unless you want me to turn these cattle over to you after spending what I did for them, I think that you would, in all fairness, allow our company to maintain control of this herd.

Hernan de History Guy Calamari
Squid and (Small-Time) Cattle Baron
No enemy of Togas...not his cattle...I swear! (damn, why wasn't I told he had control of those cows?!)