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Sikander
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Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Jan 2000 time: 22:24
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quote: Originally posted by Ramo
Germanics were IE, yes (technically they originated from some place in Africa ), but IIRC they spread from the region near Denmark into the regions they now occupy. The Germanic language originally diverged in this region. |
I won't argue against this, but there is a lot of controversy about this point, and almost as many theories about where and when Germanic diverged from IE as there are theorists. There seems to be some evidence that wherever they diverged, they had frequent contact with the Slavic language group as well as the Baltic group. Most of the theories put them a good deal east and somewhat south of Denmark, though as you say the theory that they spread from Denmark to the rest of Scandanavia makes a lot of sense. Unfortunately there is not very much clear archeological evidence to back anyone's theory, as this all occurred prehistorically, and archeologists are notorioulsy weak at interpreting the information gleaned from prehistoric sites. Another problem is defining when a language has diverged from another, which is a gradual process and difficult to define authoritatively.
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Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker
Well in America we don't get much schooling on the Dark Ages period in Europe, so recently on the public television I've been watching this show called, "The Western Tradition" and it has to be the most fascinating history show I've seen in a long time. Basically our education in world history goes from the Roman Empire and then makes a big jump to the colonization of the New World, and occasionally a paragraph about Charlemagne is thrown in. Even at the college level it's pretty sparse.
So I've always wondered just exactly how things went after the fall of the Western Empire and it's really fascinating because everything is interconnected and not like a period of chaos where everything was forgotten about.
Couple of random thoughts about this period:
1) You Italians sold out the Byzantines, way to go guys. I mean the wealth was traveling from west to east but they kept your asses intact for a few hundred years against all those rampaging Asian horse invaders.
2) I think Turkish chicks are so hot because they have the best mix of genetics, Contantinople was the equivalent of London, New York, and Paris combined in its day so everybody went there seeking fame and glory.
3) The living situation for the average Eurocom was horrible! They died at age 25, and often were freezing and starving to death. Packs of wolves would literally roam into towns (even Paris) and take them over. No wonder the settlers eradicated wolves when they came to the New World.
4) Time was relative and people lived for the moment. There was no standardized system of keeping time.
5) Most childhood nursery rhymes seem to come from the Dark Ages.
-Little Red Riding Hood (the wolves)
-Ring Around the Rosie (I think that they used to carry around Posey flowers in their pockets to either protect them from the Black Plague or to ward off the smell of all the death).
-Evil Trees that had faces (eurocoms would often venture out to the forest never to be seen again and this is because there were sinkholes everywhere that they would disappear into)
6) The Italian City States were the first to employ the skyscrapers en masse, sometimes cities had up to 70 towers that were built by the feudal families as a show of thier power, over the town.
7) Most people were starving to death but the feudal families were so rich that they often overate and suffered from gout. Yuck!
Let's talk about Dark Ages Euroland because it is fascinating. Hit me with your fascinating facts. Sorry if this is all old to you Eurocoms but this is all new to me so it's an amazing rediscovery. |
This was a spoof program, right? What you've written above is riddled with errors to the point that it's almost hilarious.
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Lazarus and the Gimp
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Whale-raping abomination
Aug 2000 time: 05:24
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker
Well in America we don't get much schooling on the Dark Ages period in Europe,
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So it would seem....
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3) The living situation for the average Eurocom was horrible! They died at age 25, and often were freezing and starving to death. Packs of wolves would literally roam into towns (even Paris) and take them over. No wonder the settlers eradicated wolves when they came to the New World.
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While most people probably wouldn't live beyond 40, analysis of teeth in British Saxon graves suggests that their nutrition and general health was pretty good in the main. The "average" life would be to enjoy fair health then drop dead of a brief fever or infection one winter.
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4) Time was relative and people lived for the moment. There was no standardized system of keeping time.
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Is that so surprising? They had no clocks, after all. Post- Bede they had a historical record of time, and calendars were in place. What more did they need?
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5) Most childhood nursery rhymes seem to come from the Dark Ages.
-Little Red Riding Hood (the wolves)
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Written by Perrault in 1697 as a morality tale.
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-Ring Around the Rosie (I think that they used to carry around Posey flowers in their pockets to either protect them from the Black Plague or to ward off the smell of all the death).
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"Ring 'o Roses" refers to the haemorrhages that would form around the throats of plague victims. The posies were to ward off the miasma (the evil humours rising from the earth thought to cause illness).
It's not a dark ages work, however- it dates back to medieval times, so somewhere between 1350 and 1665. Half a millennium after the Dark Ages.
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-Evil Trees that had faces (eurocoms would often venture out to the forest never to be seen again and this is because there were sinkholes everywhere that they would disappear into)
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"Often"? That makes Dark Ages life sound like some sort of early 80's PC platform game. I suspect that this was scarcely a common occurance, and that such sinkholes would have been swiftly identified by the locals.
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7) Most people were starving to death but the feudal families were so rich that they often overate and suffered from gout. Yuck!
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In Dark Ages Britain, famine was the exception, not the norm. The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle records some years of famine, and there is evidence of severe famine in the climactic upheaval between 535- 540AD, but these were rare. The notion of most of the population being in a state of constant malnutrition isn't supported by archaelogical evidence.
Secondly- Gout isn't simply the preserve of banquetting medieval nobles. My father has suffered from it, and he's hardly some overstuffed bloater wolfing down mead a peacock's tongues.
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Let's talk about Dark Ages Euroland because it is fascinating. Hit me with your fascinating facts. Sorry if this is all old to you Eurocoms but this is all new to me so it's an amazing rediscovery. |
Are you really talking about the Dark Ages at all? Or some bastard Hollywood fantasy about pseudo-medieval times?
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Bereta_Eder
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Its teeed!
quote: 1) You Italians sold out the Byzantines, way to go guys. I mean the wealth was traveling from west to east but they kept your asses intact for a few hundred years against all those rampaging Asian horse invaders. |
Byzantines used to make fun of their poverty and chaos for more than a milenia, so they were (naturally) pissed.
quote: I think Turkish chicks are so hot because they have the best mix of genetics, Contantinople was the equivalent of London, New York, and Paris combined in its day so everybody went there seeking fame and glory. |
Not really mixing since there was excrusiating segragation between the turks the greeks and the armenians
some of the turkish chiks are hot though.
particularly one of the turkish cypriote chicks shouting for reunification of cyprus was hot.
I'd unite.
quote: The living situation for the average Eurocom was horrible! They died at age 25, and often were freezing and starving to death. Packs of wolves would literally roam into towns (even Paris) and take them over. No wonder the settlers eradicated wolves when they came to the New World. |
That why French men always travel around Paris with a juicy bone. SO they can throw it to the wolves and distract them long enough for them to enter to a bistro.
they always get their keys and a juicy bone
quote: Time was relative and people lived for the moment. There was no standardized system of keeping time. |
solar clocks were there from antiquity
quote: Most childhood nursery rhymes seem to come from the Dark Ages. |
maybe?
quote: Evil Trees that had faces (eurocoms would often venture out to the forest never to be seen again and this is because there were sinkholes everywhere that they would disappear into) |
evil trees and the story is a alegory for capitalism
quote: The Italian City States were the first to employ the skyscrapers en masse, sometimes cities had up to 70 towers that were built by the feudal families as a show of thier power, over the town. |
but you coludnt succesfuly suicide from them. still too short
quote: Most people were starving to death but the feudal families were so rich that they often overate and suffered from gout. Yuck! |
absolutely true. then socialism changed everything and all suffer from gout
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redbaron
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quote: Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
While most people probably wouldn't live beyond 40, analysis of teeth in British Saxon graves suggests that their nutrition and general health was pretty good in the main. The "average" life would be to enjoy fair health then drop dead of a brief fever or infection one winter.
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One of the major reasons for low life expectancy was high infant mortality. Once you managed to survive childhood, the chances were you'd live a fairly long time.
quote: Is that so surprising? They had no clocks, after all. Post- Bede they had a historical record of time, and calendars were in place. What more did they need?
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In the UK there was no 'Standard' time until the introduction of the railways.
quote: "Ring 'o Roses" refers to the haemorrhages that would form around the throats of plague victims. The posies were to ward off the miasma (the evil humours rising from the earth thought to cause illness).
It's not a dark ages work, however- it dates back to medieval times, so somewhere between 1350 and 1665. Half a millennium after the Dark Ages. |
Actually, according to Snopes, the earliest reference to the rhyme is in the 19th Century. The first reference to a plague connection wasn't until the 1960s.
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Dr Strangelove
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quote: Originally posted by Ted Striker
Man, so much information! Thanks for the contributions. 
Okay, I hope this doesn't sound racist, but in terms of overall strength (intelligence, physical ability, personal characteristics such as determination), I have to say that the Germans seem to have been the most gifted group that the planet has ever seen.
I say this in the same spirit as I always say that I think Turkish chicks are the hottest on the planet.
I am a white guy but am not German by the way. (Scottish and Italian). |
Genetically the English are more Celtic than German, if you were thinking of lumping the national accomplishments of the English in with that of the Germans, Dutch, and Scandinavians.
In terms of physical abilities I'd have to say that Africans are superior. When is the last time a German beat out someone of African ancestry in the boxing ring? The main reason that Africans don't dominate the Olympics is that most African countries can't afford the training and drugs needed to produce large numbers of competitors and so many of the events are specialized to an extent that only a few countries activley practice for the event.
In terms of intelligence orientals seem to be dominating the international achievement tests.
No one in their right mind wants to encourage the Germans to exercise their "determination", a personal characterisitic that is generally considered synonymous with "will". We all know what happened the last time they inflicted their "will" on the world. Let sleeping dogs lie. 
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Dr Strangelove
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quote: Originally posted by Saint Marcus
Anglo-Saxon mixed with Norman...that´s what an Englishmen is. The English (not Irish, Scottish, Welsh) aren´t Celtic at all.
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For the love of God, how often do I have to repeat the same thing over and over? A gene marker study was done in the 1990s comparing the prevalence of a gene more commonly found among western Germanic peoples than among non-germanic western europeans, i.e., the French and Spanish. The gene was present in abut 18% of the population of the Netherlands, Denmark and coastal Germany, but in only 6% of the French and Spanish. In England the gene was found in only 8% of the population, indicating that the population of England is only about 20% closer genetically to Germans than are the Celtic French and Spanish. The prevalence of the gene was identical in Scotland and Ireland. Remember that all threee nations were at one time or another occupied by the Vikings.
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Dr Strangelove
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quote: Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/2076470.stm
quote: It suggests that between 50% and 100% of the indigenous population of what was to become England was wiped out, with Offa's **** acting as a "genetic barrier" protecting those on the Welsh side.
And the upheaval can be traced to this day through genetic differences between the English and the Welsh.
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I don't have a link to the study I'm referring to because it was published in a medical journal, JAMA. I don't think that the research was funded by the BBC. In my experience when research is funded by an organization with an agenda they get the results they paid for. Also I read the actual scientific article, not the interpretation of it by a non-scientist. In the study I read the marker was not a Y-linked marker, but was present on an autosome.
A gene marker study in Columbia found that the population was closely linked to the Spanish by Y chromosome markers, but the mitochondrial DNA was almost exclusively native american. The implication of the study was that the Spanish probably exterminated the male population, then bred with the native women. However since the study I quoted uses autosomes, while the one you quoted used Y-chromosomes that can't be said here.
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Ted Striker
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United States of America
Jan 1970 time: 21:24
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Azazel,
Thanks for the welcome back. Who is that beautiful woman in your avatar? I can't make out who the other person is.
Doc,
While I'd agree that there are other groups who are superior in certain categories (such as Africans normally physically superior) I feel that Germans are in the Top 3 in most categories -- having the best balance of all the best attributes. In athletics they seem to excel in everything they do. People like Detlef Schrempf, Boris Becker, Steffi Graf (nice legs ), come to mind as your stereotypical, very strong, very coordinated, highly intelligent, and highly determined German.
Though I will agree that Africans would be destroying everybody in sports if they had access to proper training, nutrition, and facilities.
Laz,
This isn't some Hollywood rendition type thing. This is a university level program that is done in an academic sense and every single contributor to this program is a PHD specializing in Western History. The narrator himself is a European educated at Cambridge and now teaches at UCLA. What they basically do is take medieval artwork and then narrate a lecture over the top of it.
http://www.sscnet.ucla.edu/history/weber/
But like I said we don't get that much education of this time period, and secondly, they have to squeeze alot of info about alot of different people into one show, so of course there is alot of generalizing going on. Most of it focuses on mainland Europe, mainly France, then Italy, and then the central areas.
This isn't meant as a joke or a putdown of Euros as I'm simply finding alot of this information very interesting. In any case alot of this is up to interpretation, and I don't think most people have studied this time period and have your expertise.
Still I believe those medieval towers were the skyscrapers of their time. Skyscrapers are usually put up by people or companies enjoying wealth and excess, and often are put up in a binge of "mine is bigger than yours." Often they are more symbolic than anything. The situation in Italy parallels the situation in New York in the 1920's.
Then there is the building frenzy of the churches, which occured when the church dominated life and was raking in serious money. They built their own huge, high rise towers after being influenced by the Muslims.
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molly bloom
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Lundenwic
Oct 2001 time: 15:24
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There is one word of Celtic origin in English- breeches/britches from the Celtic brecan. All the rest are loan words from Scots Gaelic or Erse, although cwm from Welsh is used in geography occasionally, if I recall.
The Dark Ages is now seen pretty much as a misnomer- people used it in the past to compare the period adversely with the supposedly golden age of the Roman Empire. Naturally, they chose to ignore the continuation of learning/philosophy in Ireland, and the artistic/scientific golden age of the Cordoban Caliphate. They also chose to denigrate the arts/literature of the Vikings and the Saxons.
The hilarious picture of the relentlessly grim Dark Ages in Europe is very funny indeed. One wonders how with such seeming short lifespans, through infant mortality, famine, disease, nomad invasions and, ah, roaming wolf packs, Europe ever achieved anything.
I believe the plague afecting the Byzantine Empire was allegedly shown to be to do with the Empire's taste for precious goods- it seems to have spread from Africa, along with the ivory/gold trade.
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Ned
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of Aptos, CA
Oct 1999 time: 21:24
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Well, Molly, except for Charlemagne, Europe really achieved nothing of note for hundreds of yeard. Cite one thing that the Europeans did to advance civilization from 500 to 1000.
Last edited by Ned on 02-01-2003 at 10:45
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Dr Strangelove
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quote: Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Dark Ages don't mean that advancements don't continue. What they mean is that old knowledge is lost. Writing, religion, architecture, farming methods, all were lost for a time, and then rediscovered/invented/learned. |
I'm not sure that agricultural techniques were lost in the transition from empire to dark ages, but engineering definitely suffered. I think it is apparent that the Roman army was probably the major engineering/architectural organization of the times and when it withdrew and dissolved there was nothing to replace it.
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