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gooberboob

Warlord

Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002
time: 23:24

04-01-2003 12:59

I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken

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"Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken"

"Get away from me you creep!"

That line ALWAYS works for James Bond, why not Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken? It is because I am Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, the man with the longest last name in America. As you may have guessed, but probably didn't, I am an immigrant to this country from the barbaric nation of Scandinavia. Democracy, personal freedoms, and sexy women are my reasons for coming here (not in that order of course...Goober's writing this after all).

This tale will reflect on my old life in Scandinavia, my career in the military, as well as some more personal aspects of my life. Some may find it tragic, most will probably just laugh a lot, hopefully all who read this will enjoy it.

Keep an eye on this thread for the first chapter!
-Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken

trickey

Prince

Prince Edward Island, Canada
Mar 2002
time: 01:24

05-01-2003 04:47

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Ok...i hope this has a point.

unscratchedfoot

Prince

Love me tender. Love me sweet.
May 2002
time: 14:24

05-01-2003 05:42

Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

When I was working in a bank a Pakistani gentleman came in with a name 3 times longer than your Yuute dude has, about 100 letters long set up in 3 pieces. I refused to process his withdrawal until I had finished addressing him. He waited patiently nodding and grinning. I love long names. They have character, unlike the boring Bob's, Bill's, joe's, chris's etc.

Today apolyton set a record by interrupting my visit here today with about 11 pop-up ads!

Jeremy 2.0

Chieftain

Dayton, Ohio
Dec 2002
time: 00:24

06-01-2003 07:36

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Bond used the name (spelling just a guess here) Klaus Hergeshiemer in "Diamonds Are Forever."

As far as the popups go...I always use Opera when I go to Apolyton.

justjake73

Prince

Nov 2001
time: 00:24

06-01-2003 08:10

Remove this text

Yuute Hergeshlervenshvicschlocken, you might want to meet Johann Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Well, actually, he's dead, but how about his great great great great grandson, Heinrich Gambolputty de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

SKILORD

King

Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:24

09-01-2003 02:08

Tired of ads?

Promising, maybe.

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

09-01-2003 07:14

Inflate your Upload Space

Might be interesting. Let's see what you got up your sleeve, goober...

ChrisiusMaximus

Emperor

Staffordshire England
Jul 2002
time: 05:24

09-01-2003 07:18

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So like when are the goods due ?

SKILORD

King

Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:24

09-01-2003 07:21

Got spare money?

A valid query....

gooberboob

Warlord

Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002
time: 23:24

09-01-2003 10:46

#10

Inflate your Upload Space

sorry guys, I got finals this week and next, but I'll get around to it

unscratchedfoot

Prince

Love me tender. Love me sweet.
May 2002
time: 14:24

10-01-2003 16:59

#11

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While we're on the subject of funny names, there was a gentleman in my home town named Harry ****, and this I can assure you was for real.

gooberboob

Warlord

Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002
time: 23:24

11-01-2003 04:29

#12

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maybe change a letter Scratch

I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

11-01-2003 04:32

#13

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Last year in college, I had a neighbor named Man Hung.

unscratchedfoot

Prince

Love me tender. Love me sweet.
May 2002
time: 14:24

11-01-2003 05:29

#14

Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by gooberboob
maybe change a letter Scratch

I know a guy named Yu Fuk Mi

joke right?

Last edited by unscratchedfoot on 14-03-2003 at 22:38

justjake73

Prince

Nov 2001
time: 00:24

11-01-2003 07:11

#15

Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

A former supervisor of mine told us he once worked with a Pakistani named Anal Sh**hole (a-NAL Shi-Toe-lee)

Centauri18

Prince

Arizona
Jan 2002
time: 22:24

11-01-2003 10:59

#16

Put an end to popups!

Does this even have a point?

SKILORD

King

Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:24

11-01-2003 12:00

#17

Get a bigger avatar today!

Goober may one day write a stoy here...

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

11-01-2003 21:43

#18

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... Once his finals are over ...

Footie Mad

Prince

Lund Sweden
May 2001
time: 06:24

11-01-2003 22:29

#19

Put an end to popups!

Scandinavia's not a country!

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

11-01-2003 22:45

#20

Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

quote:
Originally posted by Wille
Scandinavia's not a country!

I'm afraid it is in Civ3:PtW... Meet the Vikings

unscratchedfoot

Prince

Love me tender. Love me sweet.
May 2002
time: 14:24

12-01-2003 04:42

#21

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Last edited by unscratchedfoot on 15-01-2003 at 20:20

justjake73

Prince

Nov 2001
time: 00:24

12-01-2003 05:01

#22

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oooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyy.

gooberboob

Warlord

Poland... I love Poland
Oct 2002
time: 23:24

12-01-2003 09:08

#23

Tired of ads?

Due to the actions and comments of unscratchefoot, I will not be writing this story.

You suck scratch, I hate you.

That is all.

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

12-01-2003 09:25

#24

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Now, now, goober, you can't take a good laugh away from us all, just because of scratch. I am sure he will edit the stuff that offended you out as soon as he actually wakes up. If not, well, you could always start another thread

SKILORD

King

Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:24

12-01-2003 09:38

#25

Tired of ads?

You're kidding me goob... right?

You got immense feedback when you announced this story, the fact that all of us convened to hear the prose you promised to set before us should be enough to propel it through the opinions (however poorly stated) of a single person.

So what my freind? If he doesn't like it he can leave, if he desires to, instead of forming constructive criticism, berate a story that hasn't even begun.

But i came here to read this story goob, you're the funny one, you write it.

SKILORD

King

Live free or Die
Mar 2002
time: 05:24

12-01-2003 09:39

#26

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vov is right as well, scratch often post things he doesn't mean.... for whatever reason.

vovan

Emperor

Oct 2001
time: 06:24

12-01-2003 09:43

#27

Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Listen to SKILORD, goober, for from his lips flows the truth. He's brought up a great point. You have gotten 20+ replies to this story even before you wrote the first chapter. Some stories don't get that many after they are finished! The audience loves you, man.

Centauri18

Prince

Arizona
Jan 2002
time: 22:24

12-01-2003 09:47

#28

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This guy is probably some jerk who signed on as Scratch. He posted that same thing - or a variation of it - on all the stories threads I've seen so far. The real Scratch, I'm sure, will edit that stuff out when he gets back and finds out about this. I'm sure of it.