13-02-2003 22:02									#1
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1. What's the Cuban national anthem? ................"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? .................A different bar.

3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? ................They named him "Sum Ting Wong."

4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? .........A speech impediment.

5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-staff? ................They're hiring.

6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? ............Because they're not going to work in the future either.

7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep under each arm? .............. A pimp.

8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? ................Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? ................A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? ................Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
*BINGO*!

11. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? ................A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh!t..."

12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago...When 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku Klux Klan. ..................Today they call it the PGA TOUR.

13. Why is there no Disneyland in China? ................No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

	13-02-2003 22:06									#2
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	13-02-2003 22:31									#3
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Postia ante deletia

	13-02-2003 22:58									#4
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You're just mad because Finn's weren't included.

	13-02-2003 23:05									#6
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I am offended that there was nothing to specifically offend me on this list. Exclusionary!

	13-02-2003 23:08									#7
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Brahms sucks!

Happy now, Boris?

	13-02-2003 23:08									#8
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I'll be damned if I'm getting you on my case today, Boris.
I need a break.

	13-02-2003 23:12									#9
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quote: Originally posted by JohnT Brahms sucks! Happy now, Boris?

Oh no, you've brought him back again!

	14-02-2003 00:17									#10
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Just to piss people off:

When are you going to take off that santa hat, Boris?

	14-02-2003 00:18									#11
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ONE WEEK MORE!



Looks like mid-June now.

	14-02-2003 01:17									#12
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Mid June?

Get rid of it know!!!

Get rid of it!

Die Santa Die.

	14-02-2003 02:00									#13
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That PGA joke was hilarious!

	14-02-2003 02:04									#14
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Nuke gay muslim whales?

	14-02-2003 02:12									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui That PGA joke was hilarious!

It's sports. I knew you'd like that one.

	14-02-2003 02:14									#16
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"4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? .........A speech impediment."
I consider myself Italian-American, and that's not offensive, that's just DAMN TRUE!!!

	14-02-2003 02:33									#17
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Monolith, has anyone yet told you that both Spink & YYYH are posting here?

	14-02-2003 02:36									#18
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quote: It's sports. I knew you'd like that one.

I like the Italian, Irish and Chinese ones as well .

	14-02-2003 02:46									#19
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Q: Why don't you see people from Mexico winning Olympic events?

A: Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already out of the country!

	14-02-2003 02:54									#20
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I don't get the joke about the Chinese and Italians. Can someone explain?

	14-02-2003 02:57									#22
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Sava:

Merciless:

Chinese: Sum Ting Wong = Something Wrong
Italian: Italians are famous for using hand gestures while talking

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	14-02-2003 02:58									#23
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I've got another one, but it might cause me to be banned.

	14-02-2003 03:05									#24
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Go on Sava, sounds good to me PM it if you must

	14-02-2003 03:21									#25
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand 8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays? ................Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Sounds just like something that would happen in Redneckland! (btw... the town I live in is not really called Redneckland - just to state the obvious)

	14-02-2003 05:34									#26
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What's a Texan with intelligence (other than improbable) ?

An unviable mutation.

	14-02-2003 05:46									#27
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	14-02-2003 05:49									#28
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quote: Originally posted by SlowwHand

As opposed to Texan babies- the babies coyotes reject.

	14-02-2003 11:33									#30
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I'm offended - where's the Jewish joke?