28-02-2003 01:37									#1
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I prefer Homer's "It's because they were stupid. That's why everyone does everything".

I've found it a good reply for most "why" type questions.

	28-02-2003 01:39									#2
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"Saxamaphone...saxamaphone"

Or how bout
"moe..moe..moe..moe.". Hey dad can we moe to the moevies?

	28-02-2003 01:49									#3
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"joblessness is no longer for philosophy majors."

	28-02-2003 02:12									#4
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"What's the point in going out, we're just going to end up back here"

"There's the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way"
"Isn't that just the wrong way?"
"Yeah but faster"

	28-02-2003 02:27									#5
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1. "I sleep in a drawer..." --Ralph Wiggum
2. "I'm a kitty!" --Ralph Wiggum (while putting on Indian war paint)
3. While walking out of "Stoner's Pot Palace"... Otto the bus driver says, "Man, that's flagrant false advertising!"

	28-02-2003 02:31									#6
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Weaseling out of things is what separates man from the animals! Except the weasel.

	28-02-2003 02:35									#7
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Marge: You should take comfort in the fact that you're making people happy.

Homer: OOOOO.... I'm making people happy, I'm the magical man from Happy Land with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane!
*leaves room and slams door* .... *opens door*
Oh, and in case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic.
*slams door again*

Marge: Well ... duh!

	28-02-2003 02:43									#8
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this one is too easy but someone has to say it!

homer: DOH!

	28-02-2003 02:44									#9
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"That's two independent thougth alarms in one day Willy, the children are overstimualted. Remove the color chalk"
" I warned Yeh Skinner, I warned Yeh that that Chalk was forged by Lucifer himself!"

	28-02-2003 03:02									#10
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel".

So good, I got the poster. And I may or may not get the T-shirt, as I'm not quite sure whether I'm that big a geek yet.

	28-02-2003 03:03									#11
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Apu: "Celebrate the birth of your country, by blowing up a small part of it."

	28-02-2003 03:05									#12
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Actually, that wasn't Apu, it was the shopkeeper in Little Pwagmattasquarmsettport who said it.

It's settled then. I'm getting that T-shirt.

	28-02-2003 03:11									#13
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Marge: Homer, this is the worst thing you've ever done!

Homer: Oh, you say that so much that it's lost all meaning.

	28-02-2003 03:35									#14
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Homer: You tried your hardest and failed miserably, the moral of this story: never try.

	28-02-2003 04:08									#15
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Confused, would we?

	28-02-2003 04:32									#16
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Homie... have you been up all night again eating cheese?

I think I'm blind!

	28-02-2003 04:37									#17
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"You su-diddely-uck, Flanders!"

	28-02-2003 04:43									#18
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"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" -Homer

"Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems." -Homer

"Trying is the first step towards failure." -Homer

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?" -Homer

	28-02-2003 04:47									#19
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OMG... *head explodes* There are too many!

Kman

	28-02-2003 05:05									#20
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Homer: "Lisa, we obey the laws of thermodynamics in this house."

Ralph: "I bent my wookie."

Sign -
Christian School
We put the fun
in Fundamentalist

	28-02-2003 05:32									#21
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just look at my sig

	28-02-2003 05:47									#22
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Bart: "God, we paid for all this stuff, so thanx for nothin."

	28-02-2003 06:25									#23
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"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
-Homer

	28-02-2003 06:33									#24
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"Ewwwww, they have the internet on computers now"

ACK!

	28-02-2003 07:22									#25
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quote: Originally posted by Sava 1. "I sleep in a drawer..." --Ralph Wiggum

wasn't that school bully Kearney's son? after he said something like "the divorce was hard on my son, but he's okay now"

anyway, homer's "mmm..."s never stop to amuse me.
like "mmm... elephant fresh" after he gets his head groomed by bart's elephant's grooming bird

	28-02-2003 07:53									#26
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obvious ones from Bart:

Don't have a cow man.
Kwaaabunga Dude!

	28-02-2003 07:55									#27
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My all-time favorite:

http://www.duke.edu/~gmw/moe_and_the_lie_detector.html

	28-02-2003 07:57									#28
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Marge: Homer! There's a man here who thinks he can help you!

Homer: Batman?!

Marge: No! He's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's not Batman!

	28-02-2003 11:39									#29
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov My all-time favorite: http://www.duke.edu/~gmw/moe_and_the_lie_detector.html

I love that scene!

quote: anyway, homer's "mmm..."s never stop to amuse me.

yeah, same here. His facial expression when he does it alot of the time, like in the quote below, is what gets me most of teh time.

"mmmmm.... that Yoddle tasted so good... I wish I was eating right now...."

	28-02-2003 11:43									#30
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Comic Book Guy:
"oooh, a sarcasm detector, thats real useful"
*sarcasm detecor explodes*

***

Comic Book Guy:
"oh, IM so lonely... only if there were a word for how im feeling in klingon... *pulls out an english-klingon ditionary and flips thru it*... ah yes... GHAARDTOCK!"