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After reading a few of the latest posts by "some" members here, I thought it was only appropriate that this subject get it's own thread...
Please feel free to add to it...
How to be a "THE GREATEST CIV PLAYER IN THE WORLD"
1) If you get off to a bad start, no matter what the reason, just quit and say you didn't really lose.
2) Never mention when other people actually beat you
3) If somebody does beat you, just claim that the settings they made you play on are only for idiots and morons, and claim you could have beaten the person on the settings of your choice
4) And if that doesn't work... call them a **** loser and accuse them of lying.
5) Any time you lose, just say it was bad luck and not really a loss. If you win, always claim it was skill, and not your opponents bad luck
6) If all else fails... cheat.
7) *thanks to rah *
Always have a few anonymous icq accounts so you can join games anonymously. Then when you win, you can unmask and claim your greatness, and when you lose you can make up a new anonymous icq account.
8) Never play somebody you think can beat you. Make excuses, dodge, hide, ignore, say you don't play their settings, or blame the other person as the reason why you haven't played... whatever it takes to avoid playing somebody who might be able to hand you a loss
Again... feel free to add your own. It shouldn't be to tough finding material based on what "some" people have already posted 
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MalevolentLight
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High Above
Jul 1999
time: 00:26
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I got to 3310 on the ladder, nobody has ever come close since. Kuja I think got to 2800 but he cheated like a mofo to do it. You don't get to 3310 on gameleague unless you're playing the top 5 players. I guess those rules don't apply to me.
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StrategicKingMi
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Well I see history revisionists are bashing the only 8 time Game League Champion, me.
1) I achieved 2600+ points
2) I had an extremely limited play list, only 5 or 6 players and these were the best players around at the time . I DID NOT WASTE MY TIME PLAYING THOOSE WHO COULD NOT WIN LIKE KUJA TO ARTIFICIALLY RAISE MY POINTS.
3) I played every setting from 2 x 1, 1 x 1, king to deity, large maps, small maps, multiplayer games,2 x 2, archi to conts, 3 billion to 5 billion, large land to small land unlike some previous champions, ohhhh such as Eyes who ONLY played duels, 2 x 2 king, large land, small board, 3 billion, conts.
4) I HAVE, AND WILL NEVER EVER CHEAT IN A GAME
5) I played almost every game with someone else as host, and if you want to see statistical anyalization of starting positions of host and non- hosts, it proves conclusively that the host starts with an advantage in a greater % of the games .( Eyes and Kuja hosted almsot all of thier games and so did Thenothing (jail boy) and there was always the possibillity of using a premade board without detection in addition to host advantages of better land and closer huts.
So because of all these reasons, excuse me if I claim to be the greatest civ player of all time.
If you dont like it, prove me wrong.
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jes
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Hamburg, Germany
Dec 1999
time: 05:26
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well, most of what strat says is right. especially 3) and 5) are important points.
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