10-03-2003 08:38									#1
	Who should America attack? Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

Note to mods: This isn't meant to be a duplicate thread. If this question is asked elsewhere though, I won't feel the least bit offended by this being closed and a link provided. I do think that this is a different way of asking the same question people usually ask, and it's of a broader scope than many other threads.

Iraq: Everyone has heard the justification for this.

North Korea: They have nukes and a bad attitude, but the potential for destruction in South Korea should give pause to hawks.

Sudan: They should be an easy target, engage in slave trade, and are carrying out a war of extermination against Christians and Animists. They also sheltered Al Qaeda, and have chronic shortages of aspirin due to preliminary bombardment.

Pakistan: They have nukes, a repressive dictatorship, are hosting Al Qaeda, and are a destabalizing force in the region. Technically they're our ally, but that hasn't stopped us from bombing the Canadians.

Saudi Arabia: They sponsor terrorism, oppress women, and do all sorts of bad stuff. Plus they have even more oil than Iraq.

Columbia: We haven't involved ourselves in a jungle war against Communists for thirty years. Can't let the lads get rusty.

Last edited by Felch on 10-03-2003 at 08:44

	10-03-2003 08:42									#2
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YEAH!!! BLOOD FOR OIL!!!

	10-03-2003 08:45									#3
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Attack ignorance and misinformation.

	10-03-2003 08:46									#4
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Now, Q, you know full well we only intend on spilling the blood of dark skinned people for oil. Very few whites are likely to be hurt.

And remember kids, that makes it all okay.

	10-03-2003 08:47									#5
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Attack ignorance and misinformation.

You're a bit too far away to make any airstrikes worthwhile, UR. Besides, we wouldn't want to hurt any innocents, now would we?

	10-03-2003 08:49									#6
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Attack Australia - we're so bored.

	10-03-2003 08:51									#7
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I thought you guys are planning to invade NZ?

	10-03-2003 08:51									#8
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Ivory Coast!

War for Chocolate!!!

Oh, wait, Frenchie already did that.

Italiano did too but he isn't mouthing off about the US.

	10-03-2003 08:52									#9
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Did you decide on what to do with the reserves?

	10-03-2003 08:52									#10
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you forgot IRAN!!!!

How could you Felch? Are you a secret Ayatollah?

	10-03-2003 08:53									#11
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My old boss was from Iran. He had to leave in a hurry after the revolution. Maybe my bitterness over how he skimped on the paychecks made me subconsciously forget to include the Islamic Republic.

	10-03-2003 09:05									#12
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where is the "all of the above" option?

	10-03-2003 09:13									#13
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quote: Now, Q, you know full well we only intend on spilling the blood of dark skinned people for oil. Very few whites are likely to be hurt.

what other anti-war slogans are there that i can lampoon? hmm... that one's funny, i think i might be persuaded to post a buncha those up around campus to combat the "NO BLOOD FOR OIL" posters...

not because i like the war, mind you. because it's funny.

if we attacked a banana republic, would we have to engage an old navy near a gap?

	10-03-2003 09:15									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Attack ignorance and misinformation.

	10-03-2003 09:23									#15
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Sudan is easily the most morally justifiable war.

They permit slavery. They are engaging in near-genocide with the Bantu people of southern Sudan. They do everything they can to disrupt international relief supplies from getting to the south. When they don't kill southerners they will drive them from their land if there is an economic reason to do so, i.e. oil. They have supported international terror by harbouring Al Qaeda and by supporting the fanatical rebels in Uganda, the LRA.

The only moral justification for invading Iraq or North Korea would be that those governments are doing a horrible job of caring for their people. But we don't invade nations for that reason (except when its really easy, like Haiti). Otherwise, nations have the right to build whatever weapons they like, although they should withdraw from the NPT if they're going to build nukes.

Columbia... maybe we should. Instead of persuing the useless "war on drugs" and locking up criminals of questionable criminality, we could take the war to those who run the international drug cartels.

	10-03-2003 09:25									#16
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how about argentina or brazil? instead of "blood for oil", lets have a "blood for babes" war

	10-03-2003 09:28									#17
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America should surprise everyone and attack Norway.

	10-03-2003 09:46									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Attack ignorance and misinformation.

I agree! Let's attack Urban Ranger.

	10-03-2003 09:53									#19
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Norway? pfeh. We must invade Canada, to stop the secret experimentation on mutants.

No more Adamantium Infusions!

	10-03-2003 09:57									#20
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quote: Originally posted by Q Cubed Norway? pfeh. We must invade Canada, to stop the secret experimentation on mutants. No more Adamantium Infusions!

Don't be foolish. Canada needs the Adamantium Infusions to fight Wendigos.

Norway is a sitting duck.

	10-03-2003 10:01									#21
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EDIT: laughing at above (ie last page) posts

	10-03-2003 10:02									#22
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I have yet to hear of a super hero or super villian from Norway. It is because they are weak and so we must invade them!

	10-03-2003 10:06									#23
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quote: Originally posted by Oerdin I have yet to hear of a super hero or super villian from Norway. It is because they are weak and so we must invade them!

America is in luck. Norway has no superheroes! They lost their chance when Donald Blake removed the hammer of Thor from there.

They must be destroyed!

	10-03-2003 10:06									#24
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Yer ALL wrong! Attack the cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

	10-03-2003 10:08									#25
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quote: Otherwise, nations have the right to build whatever weapons they like, although they should withdraw from the NPT if they're going to build nukes.

nations who agree that they wont build things (ie iraq agreeing not to build WoMD) then they do NOT have the right to have WoMD. Saddam was free to leave power, instead he stayed under condition. He has broken those conditions

	10-03-2003 10:09									#26
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quote: Originally posted by HolyWarrior Yer ALL wrong! Attack the cheese-eating surrender monkeys!

just come on out and say the french, some of us may accidentally take you literally...

	10-03-2003 10:31									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Urban Ranger Attack ignorance and misinformation.

Fine proposal - but I don't guess anyone is able to convince the US armed forces to attack TheWhiteHouse.

	10-03-2003 11:16									#28
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poverty and disease.

give me a break

	10-03-2003 11:18									#29
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Attack our own government.

	10-03-2003 11:27									#30
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How about Mexico? That is another half finished job, just like Iraq, only the first half was longer ago. And it is so much closer; no need to try to bribe countries like Turkey to attack from, it's right there. And the Caribbean has some great beaches too.

And the war of 1812 with the Brits was a draw, surely it is time to let them know who is boss.....