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ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 19-03-2003 20:59
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* ColdWizard eats a gingerbread man cookie, frequently dunking it in a glass of milk

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
time: 05:26
  Old Post 19-03-2003 22:18
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*wakes up*

lol...nah..when i'm sad and then drink, i tend to fall asleep. sleep, i think, allows me to deal with things or at least get past things so i'm not so neurotic.

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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AECCP loves Democracy
Sep 1999
time: 23:26
  Old Post 19-03-2003 22:22
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* ColdWizard eats a gingerbread man cookie, frequently dunking it in a glass of milk

Why are you eating my customers!?!?

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 19-03-2003 22:29
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i'm hungry, and it's Skanky's fault regardless

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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  Old Post 20-03-2003 09:37
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Hmmmm well if sleep is what you need muchie one then do I have some wonderful tea I would be willing to part with. It's ever so helpful for sleep and other things........but I guess that wouldn't work for you since your love is away yes?

Cold~ haven't you figured it out yet?!?? It's always going to be Skanky's fault

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
time: 14:26
  Old Post 20-03-2003 09:42
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Im hungry too. Damn me!!

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 20-03-2003 10:33
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tia: i've found myself again.....i value things that i had ceased to value at one point.....i seek purity in my relationships now....it's quite a wonderful feeling to have something so true....

does anyone think that Slim Fast shakes REALLY work??? and i'm beginning to think Dexatrim is a fooking rip off. bah!

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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Jul 2001
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also, i haven't been a tea person since i had a bad experience with green tea

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 20-03-2003 20:51
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my grandma drinks those slim fast things and has lost weight

* ColdWizard hands Skanky a gingerbread man cookie

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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first circle of the inferno
Jul 2001
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 04:40
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Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

well..god dammit! my thighs are still like dumbo's ears!!!!! wtf! i even take yoga trying to firm those shits up!!!

*bewitches the ginger bread man cookie. it starts running around the room and screaming "the muffin man did it!!!"*

the muffin man???

The muffin man!!!

Skanky Burns is offline Skanky Burns
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Aug 2001
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 07:53
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Hey, now what am I going to eat?

devilmunchkin is offline devilmunchkin
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Jul 2001
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 09:28
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well....you could always catch him and eat him "wrrrrrrringling and rrraw!"

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Sep 1999
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 11:08
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Hey, now what am I going to eat?

Let him eat cake!

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 11:16
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Boo! Your torture of my people is parallel to that of an evil dictator. I condemn you!

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Boo! Your torture of my people is parallel to that of an evil dictator. I condemn you!

I suggest that you instigate a war of liberation.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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I hereby declare the launch of my personal crusade of liberation for all tortured and discriminated gingerbread men. The Gingerbread Man is to be free, and will be liberated from the depths of milk glasses worldwide!!!

Tiamat is offline Tiamat
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.....and George's daughter
Mar 2000
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Free the gingerbread man!!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 21-03-2003 21:45
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* ColdWizard begins anti-war protest and blocks the door leading to the ISR

It's merely an imperialist ploy to control the milk of the people that eat gingerbread men! Make yummy snack foods, not War!

DinoDoc is offline DinoDoc
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No blood for milk!

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Mar 2000
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Awww.....does this mean I have to give up my salty sea men for gingerbread men? YUCK!

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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Bah! Your merciless persecution of my people has reached it's end!!!

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 22-03-2003 00:17
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what are you going to do? impose UN sanctions?

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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No, but I'll release my army of mini-Hans Blixs and mini-Kofi Annans and Mini-Jacques Chiracs and then you'll be quivering on the floor and a gingerbread man will have his boot over your chest like in some cheesy action film.

Hans Blix! Kofi Annan! Jacques ass Chirac! ATTACK!!!!!

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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard casts stinking cloud on the Hans Blixes, fear on the Jacques Chiracs, and cone of cold on the Kofi Annans.

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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  Old Post 22-03-2003 01:13
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Hmmm...

* Frozzy mounts a helicopter gunship and reigns terror over the coffee shop

ColdWizard is offline ColdWizard
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Feb 2000
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  Old Post 22-03-2003 01:16
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* ColdWizard casts a couple of fireballs and then blames Frozzy for injuring civilians and non-combatants

Kalius is offline Kalius
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Aug 2002
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* Frozzy takes ColdWizard to the Hague and provides video evidence of his genocide

quote:

* ColdWizard casts stinking cloud on the Hans Blixes, fear on the Jacques Chiracs, and cone of cold on the Kofi Annans.


Thanks for reaching one of my goals as a fanatical militarist freedom fighter

Kassiopeia is offline Kassiopeia
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Jyväskylä, Finland
Jul 2001
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If firefighters fight fires... then what do freedom fighters fight?

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Feb 2000
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* ColdWizard provides the Hague video evidence that shows the fireballs originating from Frozzy's helicopter

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Aug 2002
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* Frozzy elongates the clip to show ColdWizard torturing Gingerbread Men and that the fireballs hit coldWizard in his power trip.

 
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