22-03-2003 01:27									#121
	Put an end to popups!

* ColdWizard gets bored and destroys the Hague with giant ice storms

	22-03-2003 01:33									#122
	Got spare money?

Look at this monster! First he eats innocent living things, thenhe destroys the home of justice and freedom (not to mention it's crawling with dutchies).

* Frozzy hijacks the Pentagon and brainwashes the US army. Then he pulls them out of Iraq and sets them on ColdWizard, thus satisfying Saddam. Frozzy then signs an alliance with Saddam and get unilateral support, including that of Saddam's WoMD.

	22-03-2003 01:57									#123
	Browse Apolyton AD-FREE

* ColdWizard leads the US military to NZ

	22-03-2003 04:04									#124
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

* Frozzy shoots ColdWizard

Well that was easy.

	22-03-2003 04:06									#125
	Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

yes it was

	22-03-2003 04:19									#126
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

are the gingerbread men free now?

	22-03-2003 05:00									#127
	Support Apolyton, buy Call to Power 2

**tia reads frozzy's post** **tia goes cross eyed**
frozzy dear......do you think you could loose the gray? Some of us are very old and our eye sight sucks!

	22-03-2003 05:05									#128
	Support Apolyton, buy Civilization: The Boardgame

quote: Originally posted by Frozzy are the gingerbread men free now?

no they cost US$1.00

	22-03-2003 05:12									#129
	Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

I mean free of unwarrented torture from CoffeeShoppers. You really shouldn't eat customers.

	22-03-2003 05:39									#130
	Increase Your PM Length

why were they stored in the "Yummy Snack Foods" section of the ISR next to the trail mix and M&Ms then?

	22-03-2003 07:00									#131
	Suffering from ads?

Because you put them there.

* Frozzy removes the gingerbread man section from the Yummy Snack Foods section.

	22-03-2003 10:13									#132
	Support Apolyton, pre-order Civilization IV

* Skanky Burns suspects Frozzy doesn't use the default style.
Grey on grey is evil!

	22-03-2003 12:23									#133
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I don't have to use the /me command do I? Oh well...

* Kalius thinks the default style is hard on young eyes.

	22-03-2003 21:24									#134
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* DinoDoc throws a victory parade for Frozzy

	22-03-2003 22:04									#135
	Support Apolyton or Terrorists Win

My eyes! **tia checks all ten eyes** Ahhhhhhhhh oh much better. Thanks Frozzy I can see again. Dino Puff me please.

	22-03-2003 22:06									#136
	Tired of ads?

I aim to please, m'lady.

* DinoDoc puffs Tia

	22-03-2003 22:09									#137
	Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote: Originally posted by Frozzy Because you put them there.

i did not

* ColdWizard glares at Skanky

	22-03-2003 23:32									#138
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Is Skanky ever up to something good or does he devote all of his energy to the dark side?

	22-03-2003 23:37									#139
	Increase Your PM Length

i suspect he's trying to gain finnish citizenship

	22-03-2003 23:43									#140
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Skanky is Australian. Enough said. Australia has an endless supply of water, even though you see no fresh water on maps and TV reports are filled with Aussie bush fires and Aussie droughts, yet they all stay alive.

* Kalius suspects Australia has joined the Axis of Evil, along with Canada and Finland

	23-03-2003 07:48									#141
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aussie's have niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice accents.
blah..i have the flu....i'm all dizzy n stuff...i got sent home from work though...though i was there long enough for all the cigarette smoke to soak into me and it's now coming out of my pores..yucky. i can't wash my face enough...

	23-03-2003 22:36									#142
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aussies in the axis of evil..... then is the strangest axis I ever seen....Iraq Iran N-Korea is somewhat of a straight line....but together with Oz......hmmm

	24-03-2003 08:02									#143
	Suffering from ads?

That flu seems to be going around.
But some bourbon should kill them bugs off.

And speaking of killing things off...
* Frozzy is taken away for knowing too much

	24-03-2003 20:33									#144
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I blame the flu on you-know-who

	25-03-2003 21:25									#145
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quote: Originally posted by DeathByTheSword I blame the flu on you-know-who

Skanky is truely a Dark Lord of the Sith!

I'm looking for a "coalition of the willing" to help me destroy his reign of terror. Anybody with me?

	25-03-2003 21:43									#146
	Enter the AD-FREE zone

* Kassiopeia raises hand *

I'll join, DinoDoc!

Skanky is a threat to at least:

- World peace
- Western lifestyle
- Apolyton in general
- Bunnies (!!!)

Skanky also adheres to these evil ideologues:

- Americanism
- Liberalism
- Anti-Americanism
- EuroCommunism
- Pacifism
- EuroCapitalism
- Conservatism
- Militarism

He is also a member of BOTH the Republican and Democratic party in the US, and he is a member in several other suspicious political movements across the world, like the Finnish Central Party or the Labour Party in the UK.

Also, Skanky has been blamed and suspected for:

- Technical errors and serverload on Poly
- Various cases of illness
- Freak accidents
- Accidents involving freaks
- Creation of the United Nations
- Earthquake in San Fransisco in early 1900's
- Slowdowns in my eMule downloads
- Cracklings and other faults in mp3 files
- Hayden Christiansen
- The Black Death
- Pestilence
- Famine
- The Backstreet Boys
- Blasphemy
- Two World Wars (and maybe a Third one )
- The division of Korea
- Pilfering
- Thievery
- Floods
- Locusts
- The fact that I still have a four-year old computer
- Our coming down from the trees
- The original sin (Adam? No-ho, it was Skanky!)
- Grand Theft Avatar
- Assasinations of several members of the Kennedy family and Abraham Lincoln
- Cover-up of the Roswell case in 1947
- Various shenanigans
- Destruction of the Coffeeshop, on 53221 occasions he has been the prime suspect!
- Locking of innocent threads, banning of innocent posters
- Evil (That's the Finns' turf )
- My Carpal tunnel syndrome (gotta stop typing this post)

Skanky (who is also probably a member of the Illuminati and related to Usama bin Laden and Pol Pot) must be stopped!

Last edited by Kassiopeia on 25-03-2003 at 21:56

	25-03-2003 21:51									#147
	Remove this text

if he is a threat to bunnies I will join this coalition....but of course i am dutch so only political and not with any military support....

* DeathByTheSword prepares his secret special forces bunny brigade to fight against skanky in secret

	25-03-2003 21:57									#148
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i will join my glorious cult leader in this anti-Skankyness endeavor!

* ColdWizard runs into the ISR and brings out Eva 00, Eva 01, and Eva 02

which one do you want to use, O-Great-Evangelion-Freak?

	25-03-2003 21:59									#149
	Got spare money?

* DeathByTheSword puts a bunny in each Eva