24-03-2003 23:37									#1
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It's a "big news" time right now, and everyone's getting a bit tense and serious. I think we're all in need of a bloody good laugh at someone else's expense, preferably in a thread that's in exceptionally poor taste. It's a tough job, but I'm willing to take it on.

Let's mock the afflicted! Please post your physical deformities and impairments for discussion and/or ridicule here. Bear in mind that you will be mocked mercilessly, so if this is liable to offend you then don't reveal anything. You fool.

Right- who's first. Any good mutations, even if it is just one of those frekish bellybuttons that stick out like a knobbly little tumour?

	24-03-2003 23:44									#2
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I have 3 nipples! let the laughing begin :Evilgrin:

	24-03-2003 23:49									#3
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well


I have a chromosomal abnormality in which portions of my "10' and "4" chromosomes have switched places. I've been looking for a sixth finger to grow but so far no luck.

	24-03-2003 23:52									#4
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i have a mole on my head that is about half an inch long and sticks out an eight of an inch but its covered by the hair on my scalp

	25-03-2003 00:03									#5
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I have no physical deformities. other than I'm butt ugly and wear glasses

Does my 12 inch penis count as a physical deformity?

	25-03-2003 00:04									#6
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Well, with the exception of those missing top-jaw incisors, not much really. Nothing natural, at least.

http://www.counterglow.com/forum/avatar.php?userid=303&dateline=1046219377

	25-03-2003 00:08									#7
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dissident, bragging about gentalia is a mental deformity found in most insecure males

	25-03-2003 00:09									#8
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quote: Originally posted by Dissident I have no physical deformities. other than I'm butt ugly and wear glasses Does my 12 inch penis count as a physical deformity?

-- I knew SOMEONE would just have to make the penis comment.

The even more obvious retorts

" 12 inches ? kinda small but would never think of that as deformed "

Or

"stop measuring from your butt cheeks"

	25-03-2003 00:11									#9
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nothing, i'm perfect

	25-03-2003 00:11									#10
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well with that part over with.....lets talk about deformities of famous people....what is up with the hair of Bush....

	25-03-2003 00:13									#11
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and what about Gorbachev? What's with that mark on his head?

	25-03-2003 00:14									#12
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I have down's syndrome.

	25-03-2003 00:15									#13
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I have a fairly large, black spot on my abdomen, half a nipples radius.

	25-03-2003 00:16									#14
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really, my friend cooper has downs syndrome. but his last name is downs so we all call doing somethign cooper would do as having "downs syndrome"

	25-03-2003 00:18									#15
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"Any good mutations, even if it is just one of those frekish bellybuttons that stick out like a knobbly little tumour?"

How did you know?

	25-03-2003 00:39									#16
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Good God. The gene pool around here looks a bit murky.

	25-03-2003 00:43									#17
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It's all in the soup.

Btw Laz, what does that sig mean?

	25-03-2003 00:44									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Flubber well I have a chromosomal abnormality in which portions of my "10' and "4" chromosomes have switched places. I've been looking for a sixth finger to grow but so far no luck.

What does that mean in layman's terms? Do you have superpowers and fight crime?

	25-03-2003 00:45									#19
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It means it's a hermaphrodite.

	25-03-2003 00:45									#20
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quote: Originally posted by HershOstropoler It's all in the soup. Btw Laz, what does that sig mean?

It's a poem in the West Saxon dialect of Old English- Bede's Death Song.

	25-03-2003 00:48									#21
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 i have a mole on my head that is about half an inch long and sticks out an eight of an inch but its covered by the hair on my scalp

Does it contain the numbers "666"?

	25-03-2003 00:50									#22
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actually its the general electric symbol. aparently i was made in 1983...

	25-03-2003 00:51									#23
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All of my fingers are double-jointed. They all bend back against the joints to near-right angles. It's great for grossing people out at the pub.

The drawback is that my rubbery fingers mean I can't do serious climbing.

	25-03-2003 00:51									#24
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anyone got abnormal hairgrowth?....like needing to shave every 6 hours or so?

	25-03-2003 00:51									#25
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I have these two floppy things dangling under my wee-wee. Do you think it's contagious?

	25-03-2003 00:52									#26
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All month round or just when the moon is full?

	25-03-2003 00:52									#27
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That was a cross-post, though it's still strangely apt.

	25-03-2003 00:53									#28
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stefu...upon further inspection i have those too, but the left floppy thing hangs lower

	25-03-2003 00:54									#29
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You're talking bollocks now.

	25-03-2003 00:55									#30
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"For žam nedfere nęni wyržež žances snotera, žonne him žearf sy to gehicgenne ęr his heonengange hwęt his gaste godes ožže yfeles ęfter deaže heonon demed weorže."

Yeah looks like very old english. What does it mean?