02-04-2003 06:30									#1
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Yep. You read it. Spill your guts, although I don't promise a shoulder to cry on.


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	02-04-2003 06:36									#2
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Okay, Mrs Horse and I had a fight on the weekend. She told me on Monday when we made up that she loves me but I'm stupid.

What should I do?

	02-04-2003 06:38									#3
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if you ask a girl "can i stick it in your pooper" and she says no, but you do it anyway and claim it slipped, is that grounds for divorce?

	02-04-2003 06:39									#4
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Ok I need some advice with the ladies.

I seem to lack the abilities to maintain relationships. They usually end pretty quick. But they also end on my side too, I tend to end them pretty quickly too. I develop crashes very fast to women, but not any love. I think it's safe to say I haven't ever loved a woman. I fall for some qualitys I start hating next week. I just found them boring too soon. It's not their fault, it's in me. What is it with me? And no, I don't get with women every weekend, but when I do, this always happens.

And if she decides to dump me fast, it's not a problem, it's a relief, even if I feel like I liked her. I tend to push people away from me, even me friends. I don't like to talk about my personal stuff with ANYONE, or my feelings. This includes everyone. I used to talk to my dog, but she's no more and I can't get another pet so I don't know what I should do. Any advices, what's wrong with me?

	02-04-2003 06:44									#5
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quote: Originally posted by MRT144 if you ask a girl "can i stick it in your pooper" and she says no, but you do it anyway and claim it slipped, is that grounds for divorce?

	02-04-2003 06:48									#6
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Hi Horsie,
just tell your wife you can't help yourself but you love her too. (boy do i know what she means.)

	02-04-2003 06:49									#7
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MRT.
you can't divorce a girl! you divorce a wife...

	02-04-2003 06:52									#8
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i refer to all my wives as girls

	02-04-2003 06:56									#9
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Mrs Horse won't go out socially with me anymore i.e. sans the damn brats. We haven't been out together socially for 8 years.

Any ideas?

Last edited by Alexander's Horse on 02-04-2003 at 07:02

	02-04-2003 06:57									#10
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My relationship is great, pure wedded bliss. I'm so happy that I'm always smiling, my head in the clouds of fuzzy love type joy. My wife is the very best. We have total trust, we are as one.

What should I do?

	02-04-2003 06:57									#11
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Send them to boarding schools!

	02-04-2003 06:59									#12
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and skanky uncovers my ultimate parenting plan

	02-04-2003 07:01									#13
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quote: Originally posted by Lancer My relationship is great, pure wedded bliss. I'm so happy that I'm always smiling, my head in the clouds of fuzzy love type joy. My wife is the very best. We have total trust, we are as one. What should I do?

Translation: Lancer has chained his wife to the wall. Should we call the cops?

	02-04-2003 07:05									#14
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or hes getting some as he types

	02-04-2003 07:06									#15
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quote: Originally posted by Alexander's Horse Mrs Horse won't go out socially with me anymore i.e. sans the damn brats. We haven't been out together socially for 8 years. Any ideas?

The kids are obviously her excuse to be seen with you.

"Well, he is their father."

ACK!

	02-04-2003 07:09									#16
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If I were her I'd be more embarassed to admit that.

	02-04-2003 07:10									#17
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I've got one.

My girlfriend always wants to buy me things. What should I do?

	02-04-2003 07:12									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Frogger If I were her I'd be more embarassed to admit that.

She probably does what I do, blame alcohol.

ACK!

	02-04-2003 07:13									#19
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Is it really all's fair in love and war? Is it okay if, um, all these other suitors of this woman face untimely demise?

	02-04-2003 07:36									#20
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Serious question: a girls birthday is coming up, and she is having a party which I will be attending. Should I ask her out before, during, or after?

	02-04-2003 08:05									#21
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jesus, look at everyone beg for advice. "Oh look! A female poster! she can help me get laid!"

	02-04-2003 08:10									#22
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Well, she is MtG's wife. God knows she knows as much as he does.

	02-04-2003 08:16									#23
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As opposed to you, who I suppose had just lost hope...

	02-04-2003 08:25									#24
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To Pekka,
What i see is that you're interested in a relationship of the sake of having a relationship.
Relationships are cool if you're into them. But let me be give you a pragmatic approach:
First you have to figure out what it is you want out of a relationship and you have to establish what kind of a relationship you want, so you can figure out what kind of a person would be likely to want to have a go at something of the sort with you.

The main problem with stuff like this is that people assume a lot of things about the other person, which usually leads to a lot of distress.
In any case. I would suggest you hold off on having serious relationships in your mind and move into light relationships in real life. What youre basically doing is getting to know people and figuring out what you like and dislike. The sooner you figure it out, the easier it will be to sort out who you dig and who not to bother with.
And one of these days you'll run into some girl you think is just fantastic and digs you too.

	02-04-2003 08:29									#25
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"First you have to figure out what it is you want out of a relationship"
Love
"you have to establish what kind of a relationship you want"
A relationship in which each partner revels in the other's similarities AND differences.
"you can figure out what kind of a person would be likely to want to have a go at something of the sort with you"
I want to say the words 'mature' and 'open-minded', but the word that I think is most appropriate is 'bemused'.

	02-04-2003 08:34									#26
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How do I figure out whether or not I'm going to have a religious schism with a girl, short of asking "So, are we going to have us a religous schism?"

	02-04-2003 08:36									#27
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Figure out if religion is important to you.

If yes, hit yourself until it's not.

Once the answer is no, agree to any religious rite she wants, as long as it doesn't involve physical mutilation or sex with another man.

	02-04-2003 08:36									#28
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I use to talk with this one girl I really like about her breasts all the time, but now she doesn't want to discuss them anymore because she has kind of a bad conscience about it. And apparently our discussions about them are too objective.

I'd like to talk about them again but I don't know what to do.

	02-04-2003 08:37									#29
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I second Loinburger.

	02-04-2003 08:37									#30
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Mrs. MTG I am trying to be a player, can you tell me which strategy is more effective for winning chicks over?


1) Slapping hoes in the ass
2) Showing off my Star Wars knowledge