09-04-2003 02:35									#31
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WHY CAN'T I THINK OF SOMETHING TO ***** ABOUT IN THIS GODDAMN THREAD?! I'LL BE BACK

	09-04-2003 02:35									#32
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quote: I have already pushed the elevator button. The button is clearly lit. There is no need for you to press the button, it will not make the elevator come faster. Pressing it repeatedly also does not give the elevator any additional sense of urgency. IF YOU PRESS THE GODDAMNED ELEVATOR BUTTON ONE MORE TIME, I SHALL BREAK OFF YOUR ****ING INDEX FINGER AND SHOVE IT INTO YOUR EAR. Thank you.

This reminded me of something.

LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT. A MAN GOES IN A TOILET BOOTH. HE LOCKS THE TOILET BOOTH DOOR. THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE, AS PEOPLE DON'T GENERALLY LIKE OTHER PEOPLE BARGING IN MIDCRAP. WHEN THE MAN LOCKS THE DOOR, THE LITTLE WHITE SPOT GOES RED. WHY, THEREFORE, MUST IDIOTS WRANGLE THE ****ING LOCKED TOILET DOOR? CAN'T THEY SEE THE LITTLE RED SPOT, OR ARE THEY JUST ****ING IDIOTS?

	09-04-2003 02:41									#33
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WHY DO MY SISTERS AND MY MUM INSIST ON WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE IN BARE FEET? WHY, FOR THAT MATTER, DO MY HOUSEMATES AT UNI? FEET ARE THE UGLIEST PART OF THE HUMAN BODY! AAARRRRRGGGHHH!!!

	09-04-2003 02:42									#34
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Feet are not the ugliest part of the human body.

And I walk around in bare feet all the time.

	09-04-2003 02:45									#35
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They are too.

And shame on you.

	09-04-2003 02:51									#36
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quote: Originally posted by Frogger Feet are not the ugliest part of the human body.

Aha, we have now uncovered Frogger's kinky sexual fetish!

	09-04-2003 02:51									#37
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Why are internet forums full of immature, repressed teenage nitwits?



Not that I am referring to anyone here, you understand...

	09-04-2003 02:52									#38
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quote: Originally posted by devilmunchkin WTF! HOW CAN I GET EXPERIENCE TO QUALIFY FOR JOBS IF I HAVE TO ALREADY HAVE EXPERIENCE TO GET A JOB!

I HATE THIS CATCH-22 AS WELL!!

	09-04-2003 02:53									#39
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The worst is when one walks with DIRTY bare feet and is DRAGGING them as well! The sound is the worst part of it!

	09-04-2003 02:56									#40
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One of my housemates does that. If I ask him not to do it, he just waves them in my face and laughs.

	09-04-2003 02:56									#41
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Aha, we have now uncovered Frogger's kinky sexual fetish!

Actually, it was more along the lines of being neutral feelings towards feet and positive dislike of certain male body parts. Actually, all male body parts.

	09-04-2003 02:58									#42
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quote: The worst is when one walks with DIRTY bare feet and is DRAGGING them as well! The sound is the worst part of it!

Get a hose and offer to clean his feet for him. Then turn the hose on full without giving him a chance to reply.

EDIT: Added quote

	09-04-2003 03:04									#43
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Why is it that, when my wife is yelling at me for something I did wrong, she won't believe me when I tell her "It's Skanky's fault!"?

ACK!

	09-04-2003 03:14									#44
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WHY do people post SUPER-ambigious thread titles, like "Question" ? I don't want to enter a thread & find out it's about how to best deal with menopause as a woman. But when a thread starts getting to be several pages my curiousity wins & its too late. Curse my curiousity!

	09-04-2003 03:14									#45
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Why is it that when you have bills to pay that your husband goes by and sees a Porsche Boxter and he believes that he has to have this or die!!

	09-04-2003 03:16									#46
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I don't know about you, but normal hicks, like me, pronounce Italian as "uh"-talian, so why do you keep saying "eye"-talian? You think your some special hick with class or something!?

Also, why can't cigarettes be good for you? that really suks.

	09-04-2003 03:19									#47
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Spec: I am just jealous.

	09-04-2003 03:45									#48
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WHY WHEN AT A PELICAN CROSSING (YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE BUTTON YOU HAVE TO PRESS AND WAIT) WHEN THERE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE STOOD THERE, NOT ONE OF THE ARSEHOLES PRESSES THE BUTTON! I END UP WALKING ALONG AND PRESSING IT AND EVERYONE ELSE IS STOOD THERE WAITING FOR THE GREEN MAN TO FLASH UP. ARE THEY F**KING MORONS?

	09-04-2003 03:50									#49
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Why would you wait for a walk signal?

Jaywalk like a normal person.

	09-04-2003 03:52									#50
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quote: Originally posted by Skanky Burns I HATE THIS CATCH-22 AS WELL!!

It gets better yet! When you have the experience, you don't have the right experience. ARGHHHHH!

	09-04-2003 04:13									#51
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WHY DO ALL THE ACTIVIST SAN FRANCISCO PARENTS SEND THEIR KIDS TO EXPENSIVE PRIVATE SCHOOLS INSTEAD OF FIXING THE ****ED-UP PUBLIC SCHOOLS??

	09-04-2003 04:18									#52
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Oh, your first encounter with the 'champagne socialist' eh?

	09-04-2003 04:18									#53
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for that very reason...public schools are f***ed up

	09-04-2003 04:25									#54
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quote: Originally posted by Provost Harrison Oh, your first encounter with the 'champagne socialist' eh?

This town is chock full of 'champagne' socialists. Drives me nuts!

	09-04-2003 04:30									#55
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"If, God forbid, anything should happen to Laura, Sophie, or I, I do not want you tainting our funerals with your presence. As far as I'm concerned, you died on August 29th, 2002, the day you betrayed me and my family."

Said by me to my father, March 4th, 2003. So I kind of did let it out.

	09-04-2003 07:41									#56
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quote: Originally posted by Azazel Spec: I am just jealous.

	09-04-2003 07:46									#57
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IT SAYS STOP FOR PEDESTRIANS ON CROSSWALK... ITS NOT A ****ING STOP SIGN. YOU DONT STOP WHEN PEDESTRIAN IS NOT PRESENT!!!!!!!!!


There I feel better.

	09-04-2003 07:51									#58
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Hey, you. Yes, you, Mr. Pennsylvanian Driver. If you don't speed up from the onramp to merge with traffic like a proper person, you shall soon have me up your ass. That is something I don't normally do using 3 tons of Japanese-made automobile, but I will oblige in this instance.

	09-04-2003 07:56									#59
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov Hey, you. Yes, you, Mr. Pennsylvanian Driver. If you don't speed up from the onramp to merge with traffic like a proper person, you shall soon have me up your ass. That is something I don't normally do using 3 tons of Japanese-made automobile, but I will oblige in this instance.

3 tones!?! That's 6000 pounds! Dude, how big is your car?!
Oh, that makes me think...


PONTIAC, WHERE THE **** DID THE AZTEC COME FROM??!!! WHO DREW THAT SHlT AND WHO APPROVED IT??!! WERE YOU HIGH!? I CALL THAT VISUAL POLLUTION!! MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT ALL OVER MYSELF!!


ahhhh.


SPec.

	09-04-2003 08:25									#60
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Damn, she is sooo beautiful... i wish she wasnt dating that guy... and that i was more attractive... so that she might like me