24-04-2003 18:01									#1
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We've all seen the 'The World According To America' picture, but we have our fair share of ignorant people over here and they deserve to have their geographical views heard.

So here is 'The World According To Britain' (made by me).


And post one of your own country/region/state...

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	24-04-2003 18:03									#2
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	24-04-2003 18:18									#3
	How About A Texan's View Of The World ? Got spare money?

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	24-04-2003 19:22									#4
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Garp.

	24-04-2003 19:31									#5
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look what I found

it's a bit outdated though. France and Germany "friends"?

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	24-04-2003 20:55									#6
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well it doesnt look like the British view the world any different than we do, and best yet there arent any territorial disputes

	24-04-2003 21:17									#7
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	24-04-2003 21:24									#9
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That commie part, yeah, that's REAL funny.

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	24-04-2003 21:56									#11
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Eli - I beg to differ on your map and your facts. I'm not aware we are selling any american technology to commies. We might sell them our own technology, but that's it.


And it's not true there are no jews in Australia.

	24-04-2003 22:11									#12
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Corrections for Eli's map.

South East Asia: "great place for 9 month trips"
Russia: "This is where most Jews come from"
Australia: "This is the other largest gathering of Russian Jews"
Japan: "They claim to make better technology than us. Ha!"
EU: "Mossad training ground"
Africa: "Lots of people with funny colors for flags whom we sell cheap weapons to"
France: Nazis
Germany: Used to be Nazis
England: Where BBC is!!! %^$^%^#%^&%#@!!
South America: This is Brazil, homeland of Football.
Canada: This is where Israelis go to when they leave.

	24-04-2003 22:27									#13
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A "World according to..." map is only funny is the term Here be monsters is used somewhere exotic. Like Greece.

	24-04-2003 22:38									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Sirotnikov Corrections for Eli's map. South East Asia: "great place for 9 month trips" Russia: "This is where most Jews come from" Australia: "This is the other largest gathering of Russian Jews" Japan: "They claim to make better technology than us. Ha!" EU: "Mossad training ground" Africa: "Lots of people with funny colors for flags whom we sell cheap weapons to" France: Nazis Germany: Used to be Nazis England: Where BBC is!!! %^$^%^#%^&%#@!! South America: This is Brazil, homeland of Football. Canada: This is where Israelis go to when they leave.

	24-04-2003 23:01									#15
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Since foreign media teaches us that Finland consists of Helsinki (as evidenced by the mall-bomber case, when all the foreign media referred to "Helsinki bombing", when it occurred in city of Vantaa), this map is specifically Helsinki-centric.

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	24-04-2003 23:11									#16
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Oh yeah Stefu, it's the norwegians that use doping....

	24-04-2003 23:27									#17
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Gangerolf's map is woefully incomplete in terms of little red dots.

	25-04-2003 01:41									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Stefu Since foreign media teaches us that Finland consists of Helsinki (as evidenced by the mall-bomber case, when all the foreign media referred to "Helsinki bombing", when it occurred in city of Vantaa), this map is specifically Helsinki-centric.

I resent us being aclled evil Russki land!!!!!

	25-04-2003 02:09									#19
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ok, here's the world (parts of it, anyway) according to an ignorant norwegian:

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	25-04-2003 02:11									#20
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Stefu, you forgot the evil Southerners (Italy, Spain), who are corrupt thieves, steal our common EU-money and come and take all our women.

EDIT: The first Gangerolf's map hasn't got enough red dots.
The other hasn't got enough black dots.

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	25-04-2003 02:20									#21
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Gangerolf reminded me of an important component - Sosnovyi Bor.

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	25-04-2003 02:34									#22
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I WANT RUSSIA TO BE REPRESENTED AS AN ALLY NOW!!!!!!

	25-04-2003 03:20									#23
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DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I'M NOT BLACKLISTED FOR SYRINGES???

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	25-04-2003 03:25									#25
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FIVE YEARS AGO THIS DAY...

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Uh? What's that mean?

	25-04-2003 03:32									#27
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Zylka. Man. You know. Sheesh!

	25-04-2003 03:36									#28
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I am offended by Zylka's implication that mimes are not people. "First they took away the mimes, but I said nothing. Then they took away the people who always take too many items into the express lane at the supermarket, but still I said nothing. Then they took away the groups of people who walk eight abreast down the sidewalk so that you have to either walk in the street to avoid them or else barrel through them, yet I said nothing." Will you people never learn the lessons of history?

	25-04-2003 03:47									#29
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Zylka and loinburger are like hash and a pipe to smoke it. I hate to admit it, but I actually laughed out loud.

	25-04-2003 03:47									#30
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quote: Gangerolf reminded me of an important component - Sosnovyi Bor.

yeah I think they're keeping those things just to milk some cash out of their honest hardworking neighbours