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Stefu is offline Stefu
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why are we talking about anvil again?

Ted Striker is offline Ted Striker
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quote:
Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
This photo is even better than the other one in this thread:

If Avril has acting ambitions, and there's a chick remake of Dumb and Dumber, this look alone would cinch one of the title roles:


Courtney Love should get the other part.

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quote:
Originally posted by Agathon
And here's another of his finest


Cameltoe!

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Poster Formerly known as Kublai-Khan. Buenos Aires - Argentina.
Oct 2001
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quote:
Originally posted by Stefu
Based on Spec's earlier thread, I just had to go and download Avril's cover of Chop Suey.

My... god. It's... horrible. My eyes see visions... man was not meant to see.


I repeat

I know I'm very late with this one but i heard Chop Suey, Avril style for the first time last night.
I thought that people may have been exaggerating when they said she sounded like a colony of hamsters having 10,000 volts shot up their arses.
But they weren't.








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quote:

My eyes see visions... man was not meant to see.



Best of all, she's Canadian. Who needs a military when you can decapacitate through music.

Stefu is offline Stefu
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Avril rocks the drums, too

I love how their list of "most prominent female drummers/percussionists of today" doesn't include Meg White.

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Don't go to this link if you ever have, or ever will, beat your meat to Avril Lavigne

http://www.deansplanet.com/nomakeup_avril.html

This is Avril with no makeup!! Gross!

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Apr 2002
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Who the hell's Avril?

Daz is offline Daz
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Teenage pop icon.

Including all the stereotypes a teenage pop icon reflects (is that the right word here?... help me).

Kropotkin is offline Kropotkin
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And including that she's trying (very hard but with little success) to look like anything but a teenage pop icon.

Chemical Ollie is offline Chemical Ollie
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Originally posted by kmad
Don't go to this link if you ever have, or ever will, beat your meat to Avril Lavigne

http://www.deansplanet.com/nomakeup_avril.html

This is Avril with no makeup!! Gross!


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She's really not looking anything like herself. There's quite a collection of 'nice' pictures of celebs there. They are really over doing it, pictures of hung over celebs just out from the sheriffs office next to the best picture around. A real contrast.

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avril soad style is an atrocity.. she should be skinned, hanged and then burned for that.

And to think she earns zillions of dollaros just by acting sissy and not being able to sing decently.. Madonna live is horrible too

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Avril calls herself a punk. Real punks only wear makeup to make them ugly. If she were for real, she would always look like the pics on deansplanet.

I actually purchased her album, despite that I'm twice her age. And I was really disappointed. Two radio hits, then just a load of crappy filler songs.

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Dec 2002
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Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre

I actually purchased her album, despite that I'm twice her age. And I was really disappointed. Two radio hits, then just a load of crappy filler songs.


And you're admitting it! Oh man....

Lawrence of Arabia is offline Lawrence of Arabia
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I got her CD, and I liked it.

Agathon is offline Agathon
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrence of Arabia
I got her CD, and I liked it.


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Originally posted by Agathon


And you're admitting it! Oh man....


Yeah, at least the two radio hits were good. But I have stopped buying CD:s now. I rely completly on MP3 after I got my new computer with 120 GB hard disk and a sound card with 5+1 surround speakers.

Felch is offline Felch
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Shhhh, you still purchase every copywritten work you listen to, because Apolyton doesn't support or condone piracy.

Straybow is offline Straybow
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quote:
Originally posted by Ted Striker
I like Shakira's Pepsi commercials.

The one where the store clerk is dancing with her cardboard cutout is hilarious!
I thought Britney still had the Pepsi contract… 'course I'm an old fart who doesn't listen to any teeny-bopper crap and wouldn't necessarily know one from the other if Shakira unkinked her hair.

I loved the SNL Shakira video parody…
quote:
Originally posted by Olaf Hårfagre
I rely completly on MP3
quote:
Originally posted by Felch X
Shhhh… Apolyton doesn't support or condone piracy
Aaaargghh! [desperately clamps hands over ears] Apolyton's policies are the very last reason to keep mp3s out of this.

mp3 sucks so bad I can't stand even thinking about using it for any "serious" listening. Bass is mush, highs are hash… Of course Avril sounds like ass-electrocuted hamsters if you downloaded an mp3. That's the only quality of music that mp3 can faithfully render.

 
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