26-04-2003 05:25									#1
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"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the **** I do!"
I hope she was joking her Sid, she doent even know who he is!
On her music:
"When I get really upset, I go to my guitar. I feel like its my therapist."
"I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and
all this crap, and I really want to tell them, 'My music is not for people
like you!'"
"It's somthing about "S8ter Boi" that makes it so hard rock. Oh, I know!
It's me singing on the ****ing track!"
"I write about whatever's on my heart."
"I would describe my album as rock, pop, alternative... It's kind of all over
the place. It's music with an edge."
"Nick Carter wanted me to sing on his album but, you know, it's not really
my thing. I'm not putting myself in the teen pop type of box."
"'Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made. Alot of
girls wish they could jam on the gutiar like I could, but they can't!"
"Girls and guys can relate to my songs. They are deep and emotional. I wrote
those lyrics when I was trying to survive."

Other Artists
"I mean, the way she dresses would you walk around the street in a f*ckin'
bra? I'm not trying to dis anyone, but with me, the clothes I wear onstage
are the clothes I would wear to school or go shopping. I'm not gonna go up
onstage and dress different. Britney Spears goes up onstage and dresses like
a showgirl. She's not being herself up there because she's dancing like a ho.
Is she ho? She says she's a virgin. Y'know, it's just not clicking. She's doing
one thing and saying another thing, y'know? It's definitely not what I'm going
to do."
"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."
"Michael Jackson freaks me out. What's with that fake nose?"
"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."
"Christina Agu...who? I thought that w***e died!"
"People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She cant even speak English."
"Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."
"Michelle Branch better watch her back."
"I would love to work with Johnny Reznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, blink-182,
and System of a Down -- that would rock!"


"I don't want to be no fake pop ****."


"I really hate preps."

"Check out the lead singer! He's adorable! The funny thing is, we kind of look alike." - on her favorite band, Hanson

	26-04-2003 05:47									#2
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She must be learning from all the rap artists, if you dont have talent then slag off somebody more famous then you and you'll get in the papers. Media coverage = more stupid kids who you hate are the only ones buying your **** record

	26-04-2003 06:22									#3
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*barfs* ***** dun even play guitar! she needs some Pantera shoved up her ass!

	26-04-2003 07:23									#4
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Let's see, bigot, whiner, two-digit IQ, clueless, and a liar or just terminally full of herself about her musical "ability." Oh, and as packaged and manufactured as anyone.

Another loser.

	26-04-2003 07:26									#5
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quote: "People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."

C'mon, that one's really funny.

	26-04-2003 07:31									#6
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I laughed at it

Are these real quotes from her?

	26-04-2003 07:39									#7
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"School gave me an inferiority complex, I never did my work, was always talking, and failed all my test because I didn't try. I would be throwing M&Ms and the English teacher would say, 'Stop that or I'm going to make you leave the room.' And I'd be like, Thats what I want. So I'd keep throwing them, get kicked out, and grab my skateboard and go skate."

	26-04-2003 07:44									#8
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That's the funniest picture I've seen in a long time...

	26-04-2003 07:46									#9
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What a stupid slut.

	26-04-2003 07:50									#10
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov What a stupid slut.

That about sums it up.

BTW - I like the new avatar, Boris. Are you going for the "Imperial Dominance" image?

	26-04-2003 07:53									#11
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quote: Originally posted by Agathon BTW - I like the new avatar, Boris. Are you going for the "Imperial Dominance" image?

We all know how sexy neo-Fascist military uniforms are.

	26-04-2003 07:53									#12
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ignorant slut boris, ignorant

	26-04-2003 07:53									#13
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No, stupid. Ignorant would be too generous.

	26-04-2003 07:58									#14
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quote: Originally posted by Boris Godunov We all know how sexy neo-Fascist military uniforms are.

Yes we do

	26-04-2003 07:59									#15
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And here's another of his finest

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	26-04-2003 08:07									#16
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''I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney.''

"I want people to watch my video and not be staring at my girl parts but to be listening to my lyrics, and hearing what I have to say, and watching me rock out on my guitar. "

	26-04-2003 08:12									#17
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Bullet to the brain...

	26-04-2003 08:14									#18
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HAHAHAHA SPREAD THAT PLAID

	26-04-2003 08:17									#19
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Oh NOOOOOOOO

I just realized I missed her concert a few weeks ago

I had this brilliant plan to bag her, too

Ignorant slut or not, she's my doll - and that was probably the last chance before she comes back a ragged bag eyes coke wh0re

I WANTED TO BE THE ONE TO TAINT THAT SEMI INNOCENT, NAIVE 17 YEAR OLD *SOB*

	26-04-2003 08:24									#20
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I always hated her before, but now that she's taken the battle to Shakira, I will reserve the deepest pit of hell for her.
Shakira is soooo cool.

	26-04-2003 08:26									#21
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Who is Shakira?

...and how can a girl not consider herself a slut after approving the publication of a photo like that. Good God, how else are we to think of women with idols like her

	26-04-2003 08:34									#22
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Shakira is the popular 25-year-old Colombian-born singing star who won two 2000 Latin Grammy Awards for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance ("Ojos Así") and Best Female Rock Vocal Performance ("Octavo Día").

	26-04-2003 08:37									#23
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KNOW WUT WOULD BE BEST THEN IS A CATTIE MUDFIGHT BEWTEEN TEH 2 HAHA HAA A I CANT WAIT UNTIL THEIR EAGHTE-TEEN!!!

	26-04-2003 09:05									#24
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Zylka, I can't wait until you're 18, or at least stop acting like 13.

One more spam post from you, and you get a week off.

	26-04-2003 09:10									#25
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Your definition of spam is as weak as your mid life crisis erections. I've always posted like this and it hasn't been a problem, so go pound back a few more drinks and waste away you fat old f*ck

(and at least try for a 2 star one liner before banning me this time)

Bye!

	26-04-2003 09:14									#26
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hahaha - that's just Z's way, that's just his way... How can ya not love the adorable bouncing hooded... THING...

	26-04-2003 10:58									#27
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quote: Originally posted by Zylka Your definition of spam is as weak as your mid life crisis erections. I've always posted like this and it hasn't been a problem, so go pound back a few more drinks and waste away you fat old f*ck (and at least try for a 2 star one liner before banning me this time) Bye!

How about two weeks instead of two stars?

Bye!

	26-04-2003 11:01									#28
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quote: Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat Let's see, bigot, whiner, two-digit IQ, clueless, and a liar or just terminally full of herself about her musical "ability." Oh, and as packaged and manufactured as anyone. Another loser.

Well said.

	26-04-2003 11:12									#29
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did avril even graduate from school?
btw, she also doesn't write her songs. however, i assume she's just another fad just like the pop groups....nothing to be taken seriously

	26-04-2003 11:23									#30
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quote: Originally posted by monolith94 Shakira is the popular 25-year-old Colombian-born singing star who won two 2000 Latin Grammy Awards for Best Female Pop Vocal Performance ("Ojos Así") and Best Female Rock Vocal Performance ("Octavo Día").

Shakira is awesome, I really like this girl, great attitude, great stage presence, good to the fans. Songs are actually fun too.