08-05-2003 13:21									#1
	PRAVDA - The Hive Newsletter of the Peoples' Advisory Council Suffering from ads?

COMRADES!
WE GREET EACH DAY WITH THE TRUTH!

Lenin's Birthday Edition of the Russian Newspaper "Pravda" which means "The Truth"

Welcome comrades to the offical newsletter of the Human Hive. All hail to the glorious Chairman-to-be soon to be democratically elected by the justly famous hard working comrades of the Peoples' Advisory Council :

• Static Universe
  
• War of Art
  
• Micha
  
• Voltaire
  
• HongHu
  
• Vev
  
• Calc II
  

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	08-05-2003 13:27									#2
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You *do* realise that the Hive isn't an anti-capitalist faction. They're just opposed to democracy. You can have a free market in a dictatorship afterall.

	08-05-2003 13:34									#3
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Have you ever read PRAVDA? This newsletter contains only the truth. Anyone disagreeing with PRAVDA is a liar and guilty of anti-social ideas. If PRAVDA speaks against the Freemarketry, then this is the truth. If in the future PRAVDA speaks for the Freemarketry, then the truth will change. The glorious comrades of the Human Hive may only read the truth in their newspaper. They deserve nothing else in return for the sacrifices they must make for their brothers.

-Jam

	08-05-2003 13:46									#4
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Well, while Yang could technically run FM in the game, it would make about as much sense as Cha Dawn doing it; while it's not the ideology he hates most, it goes completely against his belie in total state control.

	08-05-2003 13:56									#5
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Exactly, and that weakling fool Lal could be a Fundamentalist, were he not so tied to his idiotic "democracy" where the Drones must suffer working for their "democratically elected superiors".

-Jam

	08-05-2003 16:38									#6
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Yeah I remember Pravda. It makes good kindling for lighting fires. Burns well in underground bunkers.

Dipped in tar it is quite good as an aid to raiding galleons.

	08-05-2003 16:41									#7
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Pravda; reading and toilet paper in one. For those whose bottoms are not too sensitive, anyway.

	08-05-2003 16:42									#8
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"What do you think of Pravda?"

"No good. The paper is too thick; it keeps clogging up the toilet."

	08-05-2003 16:47									#9
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Lies, lies and dammed lies. PRAVDA is not only good toilet paper it is superior to normal toilet paper. When we build a network node (which will be the glory of Planet) we shall move to a Workers' On-Line PRAVDA edition. For toilet paper we shall use the lies-paper of those University capitalist running dogs.

-Jam

	08-05-2003 17:37									#10
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Pravda: starts out full of s**t and ends full of s**t

	08-05-2003 17:41									#11
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Now presenting PRAVDA illustrated - far too good to wipe your bottom on. The Proletariat unite in their Love for PRAVDA ! Onwards in the Brotherhood of Mankind !

-Jam

	08-05-2003 17:47									#12
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This is our message of Comradeship and Brotherhood to the University of Planet :



(Translated reads: The Central Committee of the Communist Party and the Soviet Government are counting on the fact that the scientists and the scientific-technical intelligence [it is a social layer] of the country will accept the Party's plans close to the heart. They will not be afraid to spend energy to speed up the scientific-technical progress.)

-Jam

	08-05-2003 18:11									#13
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And here is our Message to our Comrades that dwell in the Oceans :



Translated reads : Be observant, mariner! (Original from 1952!)

-Jam

	08-05-2003 18:14									#14
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And one for our Beloved Comrades in the Peoples Union of the Free Drones :



Translated reads : [To work] - with energy, creativity and responsibility - should all of us!

-Jam

	08-05-2003 18:24									#15
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And for our Brothers and Sisters who have Advanced with Technology to become Cybernetic :



Translated : Let us build new life (But the picture on the left is half man / half machine.

-Jam

	08-05-2003 23:35									#16
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[Science can be dangerous and difficult, bitter struggles can set new standards.]

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	08-05-2003 23:37									#17
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Odd. Any clue why your jpg appears as an attachment?

	08-05-2003 23:38									#18
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quote: Originally posted by Maniac Odd. Any clue why your jpg appears as an attachment?

I have no clue, I’m trying to get it to appear as an image, but for some reason cannot.

	08-05-2003 23:45									#19
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[Becoming more prosperous everyday.]

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	08-05-2003 23:47									#20
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[Studying for the Mother country.]

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	08-05-2003 23:49									#21
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[We must grasp revolution and increase production, increase work, increase preparation for struggle, to do an even better job.]

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	09-05-2003 00:00									#22
	Increase the size of your Attachments

You are probably linking these pictures from some "H:" hard disk on your computer. As a consequence you can see the pictures, but everyone else sees a white box with a red cross in it. If attaching them doesn't work, may I suggest you upload them to Poly?

	09-05-2003 00:28									#23
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Voltaire - I'm just getting boxes with red crosses Do like Maniac says and I'll be happy too Just upload to 'poly, or link from a private site like I did. Then edit in the changes - I'd like to see the pics.

-Jam

	09-05-2003 00:31									#24
	Remove this text

attachments appearing as links is "test" of markos'. i have yet to see what kind of test and for what purpose, but whatever

	09-05-2003 00:34									#25
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Its a test of our patience. Don't attach, but link with [ img ] tags from an active url. Then you can see the pictures like in my threads.

-Jam

	09-05-2003 00:47									#26
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just make sure you don't upload things that don't have to do with games Poly covers or you'll get a 3 week ban

	09-05-2003 00:54									#27
	Inflate your Upload Space

If you got these from a web page, link directly to the url of the picture (find it with r-click and "properties") in [ img ]http//:www.pictures.poster.jpg[ /img ] or whatever - without the spaces in the square brackets. And replace my fake url with the real one of the picture, of course

-Jam

	09-05-2003 00:58									#28
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Hail comrades, may Yang lead our hearts to victory!

Why are capitalist fools still spamming around here? Their lies are poisoning our children´s minds, who then have to be arrested and brought to "rehabilitation camps".
We should really save our people from these anti-social counterrevolutionists. Hang them! Hang them to show them what we do with demagogues!

Or at least stop them from spamming here...

	09-05-2003 01:08									#29
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Welcome to PRAVDA comrade

We can tolerate Maniac because he is a secret comrade. He is fooling the Captialist Running Dogs for now, but soon he will realise his True Allegaince lies with the glorious Human Hive.

We tolerate TKG because he is evil and knows a lot about things. We can learn from the Lies of the Captialist Running Dogs through him and use this Knowledge together in the Sacred Brotherhood of Mankind for the Benefit of All.

We have to tolerate the Capitalist Spam of the others because we don't have an Editoral Deputy to the Peoples' Advisory Council yet. Nor do we yet have a replacement for our Beloved former Chairman. But soon Comrades this will all be decided! Then they will paint our printing presses with their blood - the blood of traitors.

-Jam

	09-05-2003 01:13									#30
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quote: Originally posted by War of Art We tolerate TKG because he is evil and knows a lot about things. We can learn from the Lies of the Captialist Running Dogs through him and use this Knowledge together in the Sacred Brotherhood of Mankind for the Benefit of All.

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