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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003
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That pravda had already been printed by Octavian. Also we're waiting for the other teams to make the first response on the public forums.
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003
time: 14:28
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I'm more worried about creating an early alliance against us. Remember the drones and the university were feared because they were expected to do really well and the cycon were trying to put an alliance together against them.
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Kody
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If life's standing still and your soul's confused
Jun 2003
time: 14:28
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stimulus for vev
* government restructing
* government announces plans to create proprecation camps for the express purpose of increasing the population.
* The Hive government decides to move all the lower class citizens out of the captial "The Hive", and restore the popluation with their own offspring.
* Announces plans to setup two library nodes in the near future.
* hive demands claire back from the pirates
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Vander
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Privateering in Idaho
May 2003
time: 22:28
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CCC ANNOUNCES CREATION OF PROCREATION CAMPS
In a interbase announcement on the PRAVDA Pre-noon Discussion, Glorious Comrade Vev announced that the Hive needs more people. "We have bases from coast to coast and no little kiddies to fill the child labor camps" He said, "So therefore, I have intiated the Second EXpansion plan."
This S-EX plan requires first that every woman register at the nearest Central Plannign Commune. There, the women will be tested for verility and availibility. Once deemed to be proper subjects, they will report to redepolyment centers to be transported to the Capital City.
Already in the first stages of the S-EX, many of the upper members of the CCC were unable to be contacted for comment. However, this reporter found the Comrade Censor of the People's Congress, Comrade Vander, on his way back to his residence. When asked about the S-EX, Comrade Vander stated, "Much of the CCC is already doing their part to make the S-EX the most productive of all Expansion plans. Why, even I myself am devoting every waking hour to the S-EX to make sure that all sutable women are taken care of."
After answering this reporter's question, the People's Censor was seen quickly walking back to his residence across the street. Muttering something that sounded like, "The chairman wants these women in Japanese schoolgirl uniforms? And what of these tentacles?"
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Actually, the end might be a bit too suggestive...
Oh what the hell. 
Last edited by Kody on 30-09-2003 at 12:05
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Rokossovky
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Marshal of the Revolutionary Army of the Socialist People of the Human Hive
May 2003
time: 22:28
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Booga Booga Booga!!
- Rokossovky
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Vander
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Privateering in Idaho
May 2003
time: 22:28
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Figure it's about time for some new articles....
First some ideas:
I think that the antagonists of any articles written needs to be one of the computer teams. We can not say that "Hive Police find University Spy!" in PRAVDA (unless we do  ) It'd be bad for the ol' international reputation.
Second, it might be a good idea to have chaotic and subtle references to the other factions in PRAVDA. There has to be members of the other factions that will read PRAVDA with the thoughts that they can figure out what we are doing by reading it. So we should write these articles to confuse those readers, keep them on their toes.
FOREIGN PROPAGANDA FOUND!
Antention citizens of the Glorious Hive! It was discovred yesterday that there is an evil and corrupting influence in the bowels of the Hive! Beware!! Should you find suspisious material, DO NOT READ IT! Bring to your local police Kommisar at once!
How will you recognoze it?
- It may be titled as The Word of God
- It may make references to a higher power other than the glorious chairman
- It has a symbol not unlike that of a crucifix somewhere on it.
BEWARE citizen! The "absolute truths" contained in are nothing but! This propaganda will pull you away from the glorious Hive; you will succumb to the corruption of democracy and reject all that is good for mankind on planet!
POLICE KOMMISARS: It is thought that this propaganda is coming from Sister Miriam, formerly of the Unity. It appears that she has survived the landing and has built a fanatical following around herself. Should you hear anyone speaking of Miriam or her followers/ message, bring them to iterrogation immediately.
TRY NEW HI-V! THE DRINK FOR THE HIVE!
Hey you! Have you tried Hi- V, the newest drink from Hive Beverage Node 1161? Well you bettr have, or else you will be destroyed! Hi-V has every essential vitamin and nutrient that you need, and some you don't! If that doesn't convice you, then listen to these testamonials:
"I love Hi-V! It is all I need to work the 16 hour day that the glorious chairman humbly requests us to do." - Anika, 23, Hive Housing Division 7345-1
"I love it. It is the best! And because there is nothing else to drink, it is the obvious winner!" - Tomathis, 17, Hive Machine Shop 114-AB
"I could drink Hi-V for the rest of my days! What? I only get 12 more cans? But you said I would have a lifetime supply..." Mikael, 41 Hive Drone Camp 9A, Block 12
So there you go comrades! Drink Hi-V like all the other members of the glorious Hive! Be one with us! And remember, the nail that sticks out gets hammered back into place...
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