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Soul Survivor
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UChicago
May 2003 time: 05:28
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can't stand them, but i haven't heard much good new stuff on the radio in the past few months
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Plan Austral
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Poster Formerly known as Kublai-Khan. Buenos Aires - Argentina.
Oct 2001 time: 05:28
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I think they are funny, this review IMO is great, the Sylvias oven bit cracked me up.1 star out of five
For the masses to devour
by bengotdafunk from Plano, Texas (USA)
why rate an album i would never give a second listen to anyway? because it hurt so much i'd like to give something back.
everything about this music makes me want to yank that narcissitic semi-goth-senator out of that album cover and eat her head. that obnoxious smirk--do you sense it too? gleaming at you as if she knows something you don't. as if her voyage into the doom-quarters has trekked a thousand miles further than yours. as if she KNOWS the sheer, blasting profundity of her album will blow you away into the foggy, unbearable land of traaaaaansient vaaaaaapor where only numbness and solidarity subside! ooooooooh! the sunless desert from which there is NO ESCAAAAAAAPE! where love is but a memory!
this music is worth 4 words: melodramatic, digressive, mediocre, and conformist. it are these qualities that make music such as this and say, creed, exhausting to endure.
what is the origin of a good migraine?:
1.) self-indulgent, pseudo-operatic wailing
2.) painfully cliche chord progressions
3.) laughably pretentious proclamations of despair
4.) awareness that each musician of evanescence will make a respectable load of cash off this album's single.
evanescence is linkin park, but a little less creative, led by a female power-ballad tornado instead of a young-angry-white-boy-tiger-roar of redundant furiosity.
evaneeeeescence, oooooooooh, vespers and vapors and ghosts, oooooh GHOOOOOOSTS and goblins and rainy industrial city nights! ooooooooh woe and fleeting hopes! oh this dreary life of western civilization, ooooooooooooh dark and dank and doleful and dismal and oooooooooh love is a dead corpse! just take me now, i can no longer withstand the burden of rock n' roll touring under this lonesome despair, this somber burden of the merciless gothic essence!
evanescence. this is a name a band chooses by turning off the lights and lighting candles and putting on black tape for a blue girl and flipping through the dictionary. i mean, c'mon, if they were really serious they would've at least spelled their name in true pop-form by replacing the end with a z.
here's a run of probable early name choices for the band that is now "evanescence":
pre-dictionary:
--edgar my guardian
--sylvia's oven
--creepy gaseous substance
--the incorporeal beings
--the melancholigraphers
--the alleyway urchins
dictionary-found:
--necrosis
--lachrymose
--disconsolation
--the disconsolates
--ignis fatuus
the only reason i give this album a star at all is because it is music and i'm glad that there's music.
perhaps i have way too much time on my hands.
i recommend jeff buckley's "grace" or bright eyes' "lifted..." because they possess all the qualities that "fallen" pretends to shine.
buckley drove his car into a friggin lake. this evanescence chick fell out of an imaginary skyscraper window in a digitally manipulated music video.
her dress flapped in the dewy air like a yearning vessssssssper.
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MRT144
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Seattle Washington
Oct 2002 time: 21:28
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if it was a bunch of husky white males where would this band be
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Dis
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Las Vegas, Nevada
Feb 2000 time: 21:28
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I still like her singing. I'm listening to Bring me to life now- that is the song they play on the radio. The rapping is annoying. I'd rather to listen to Linkin Park for that. When will people learn that most white guys cannot rap, only a few exceptions to that rule.
the music is horrible. I'm not sure if I got a bad download bitrate or what. I forgot to check the bitrates on my downloads.
I kinda almost like them. If that accounts for anything.
edit: listening to Haunted right now. It sucks
just started listening to whisper. doesn't sound so good so far
conclusion: they are a one hit wonders who's hit really isn't very good. I just like the way her voice sounds in bring me to life. the rest of the song sucks.
Last edited by Dis on 08-06-2003 at 13:37
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lightblue
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L'Boro, UK
Oct 2001 time: 05:28
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They did an acoustic set on BBC Radio 1 this week, and surprised me with their ability to carry it off. The leadsinger got an extremely powerful voice.
I quite like it, beats a lot of other stuff that is out at the moment.
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